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Started by Mercury69, Dec 19 2006 11:19 AM

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#1 Mercury69

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 11:19 AM

OK, who thought this was going to be poker-related?
"We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 11:20 AM

View PostMercury69, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 2:19 PM, said:

OK, who thought this was going to be poker-related?
No one, exactly no one.

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 11:22 AM

View PostMercury69, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 2:19 PM, said:

OK, who thought this was going to be poker-related?
Well, I'll admit. Poker strategy started flooding my head, then I realized we were in General. I was expecting funny pictures so TTIWWP.
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#4 renaedawn

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 11:26 AM

Damn, we are some bored mother ****ers around here lately, huh?
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door

Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you

Wishing I didn't love you anymore

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 11:28 AM

View Postrenaedawn, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 11:26 AM, said:

Damn, we are some stupid mother fuckers around here lately, huh?
Yup.

#6 Dogpatch

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 11:29 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 2:28 PM, said:

Yup.
Mmm-hmm.
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#7 SBriand

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 11:40 AM

View PostDogpatch, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 2:29 PM, said:

Mmm-hmm.
you know it...
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 11:41 AM

daang right.
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 12:07 PM

View PostJSHamm, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 2:41 PM, said:

daang right skippy.
FYP

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 12:09 PM

View PostMercury69, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 1:19 PM, said:

OK, who thought this was going to be poker-related?
When I saw you made the thread, I knew it was going to be stupid-related.
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titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 12:11 PM

View Postbrvheart, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 3:09 PM, said:

When I saw you made the thread, I knew it was going to be stupid-related.
Why not just say what you really mean and call him a poopyhead?

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 12:35 PM

Careful, Dane could come in here and mark some of this foul language.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 12:37 PM

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 01:07 PM

I thought this was going to be about masterbation...
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#15 SBriand

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 01:08 PM

View Postpckt10s, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 4:07 PM, said:

I thought this was going to be about masterbation...
Sicko...
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 01:11 PM

View PostSBriand, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 1:08 PM, said:

Sicko...
I'm just saying... well yeah... I guess if masterbation comes to mind I am a sicko... carry on...
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 08:09 PM

ever tried "the stranger" technique?
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 08:59 PM

I thought this was going to be a thread about masterbating.EDIT: Damn, pckt10's beat me too it.
LMAO

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 09:24 PM

View PostSBriand, on Tuesday, December 19th, 2006, 3:35 PM, said:

Careful, Dane could come in here and mark some of this foul language.
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 09:24 PM

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