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#196741 Napa Lite

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:48 AM

Did Essay take the bar yesterday or day before? Feel like I saw some friends on fb talking about it. Hope he didn't put his head in an oven...

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:53 AM

View PostiZuma, on 25 July 2012 - 08:41 AM, said:

I don't care for the sick thread.current work status message: "can I get the icon in cornflower blue?"
WELL I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR FACE.Current work status message: "I DON'T CARE FOR SHAKEZUMA'S FACE."

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:05 AM

geez take a midol

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:46 AM

We have IM but there are no messages and it is to only be used for business purposes, not chatter. I came home for lunch and am now pooping. Grape Nuts own my colon.
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:55 AM

what, do they monitor it or something?

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 10:13 AM

Somehow made it back to base camp this morning....Heading to a long beach burger joint for lunch then some BEACHing this afternoonYesterday I was strolling around the pier when my peepers locked on to a cute little thang walking around under it. Within seconds I commenced snapping pics for you guys, triggering a frenzy of amateur japenese paparazzi following my leadDuring the photo shoot a group of women walked up...."ooooh... Who is she? Someone famous?""I dunno""you're just taking her picture for nothing?""I'm sure they will come in handy for something later"(surprised look)"OH YOU PERV!"Pics uploading now

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 12:22 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 25 July 2012 - 08:48 AM, said:

Did Essay take the bar yesterday or day before? Feel like I saw some friends on fb talking about it. Hope he didn't put his head in an oven...
It's yesterday and today.

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 01:27 PM

BOOM!Oh wait. I just moved.ps. I live in Wisconsin now, and I'm a professor at a small collegepps. I should definitely put quotes around professor.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 01:32 PM

Northland International University is lucky to have you.

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 01:37 PM

View PostDJ Vu, on 25 July 2012 - 01:32 PM, said:

Northland International University is lucky to have you.
Walk us through the process you took to finally settle on Northland. I'm interested.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 01:38 PM

I googled "small wisconsin bible college."Edit: Unless I was right, in which case let me edit this again to sound like I have inside info from anonymous sources.

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:07 PM

View PostDJ Vu, on 25 July 2012 - 01:38 PM, said:

I googled "small wisconsin bible college."Edit: Unless I was right, in which case let me edit this again to sound like I have inside info from anonymous sources.
Funny. That was a good guess. I'm not at a Bible college though. Side note: Student tution is almost $40,000 a year. That's insane.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:18 PM

View PostiZuma, on 25 July 2012 - 09:55 AM, said:

what, do they monitor it or something?
They can and always threaten it to keep employees in check

View PostSickinfo2, on 25 July 2012 - 10:13 AM, said:

Pics uploading now
Saw them, funny stuff. Find some thongs next time.
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:33 PM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 25 July 2012 - 02:18 PM, said:

They can and always threaten it to keep employees in check
hmm. I thought he was referring to the grapenuts...I thought "that doesn't make much sense, but i am pretty stupid so i must not get it"
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:09 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 25 July 2012 - 01:27 PM, said:

BOOM!Oh wait. I just moved.ps. I live in Wisconsin now, and I'm a professor at a small collegepps. I should definitely put quotes around professor.
Was the BOOM to point out that you were leaving the "best cities for families in the US"?Good luck in Wisconsin.

View Postbrvheart, on 25 July 2012 - 02:07 PM, said:

Funny. That was a good guess. I'm not at a Bible college though.Side note: Student tution is almost $40,000 a year. That's insane.
There are two colleges here, Gonzaga and Whitworth (both religous) that are over $40,000 a year. It is insane. According to their info around 85% of students at Whitworth are on scholarship though so I guess it sounds worse than it is.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 06 October 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:


Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:24 PM

Hank is SUCH a moron and a loser. tell more awesome hooker/UFC stories please, positions, how long she was there, is it by time or pop shots, was there a negotiation, a rebuy, we're you worried about a being forced at gunpoint to part with your cash from the room safe, etc. these are the things I've pondered. I'm pooping again.
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:27 PM

Good for you brvy. What are you teaching, science? Hahahah, like you believe in science. I kid, I kid. What's the move and gig about? Funny, a couple of weeks ago, you were the topic of convo and you loudly ignored all of our questions/mentions, which seemed weird because you are usually very attentive. Was that in part due to your impending move?
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:32 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 25 July 2012 - 01:27 PM, said:

ps. I live in Wisconsin now, and I'm a professor at a small college
they offer classes on how to be wrong at everything all the time?

View PostRon_Mexico, on 25 July 2012 - 02:18 PM, said:

They can and always threaten it to keep employees in check
you should maybe think about getting a better job I don't knowhand I also want to hear more about your hooker story. it will be the closest I've gotten to having sex myself in well over a year.now off to look at beans' picks.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 04:05 PM

Aww man! I was just coming to post to invite your entire family over for this weekend for a BBQ. Dang! Unless, of course, you haven't actually moved yet. Then I'm busy. Shoot. Congrats, buddy. Hopefully they give you a few of the students tuitions.

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 04:07 PM

They monitor our email and browsing like crazy.
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