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So it looks like I need a different basketball team to support. I watched a decent amount of Nets games last year, and don't really have much desire to watch Wallace, Bogans, and Evans fall over themselves trying to catch Rondo passes.

 

Sure, blowing the thing up was necessary, and I don't really dislike moving P^2 and KG, but, ugh, this is what you got in return?

 

I never watched a ton of basketball when I was little, and really don't remember watching a Celtics team without Pierce. It's going to be weird.

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Also, to you music snobs. Everyone list three songs and the name of the band that you absolutely cannot live with out. I want to look them up and see if ai like them. I know it's tough to pick three. Narrow it down by songs that pump you up

 

 

For me

 

Jerk off by Tool, off of the Opiate album

No Sensitivity by Jimmy Eat World off of the split ep with Jebidiah

Hands Down by Dashboard Confessional Forget the album title. (That song has a special meaning for me)

Heaven by The Fire Theft

Purple Rain by Prince

 

Love 80's hair metal but it doesn't translate too well

 

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I never watched a ton of basketball when I was little, and really don't remember watching a Celtics team without Pierce. It's going to be weird.

 

Young punk. I loved the Celtics growing up. The Heat didnt exist yet and Larry Bird was a whit kid's god

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Young punk. I loved the Celtics growing up. The Heat didnt exist yet and Larry Bird was a whit kid's god

 

To be fair, that's 15 years of Pierce, and 14 I was alive before that.

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Like 90% of them.

That's just because 90% of them are sponge-worthy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I lied. They’re all SPONGE-WORTHY! It was a setup! A SETUP, I TELL YA! And you’ve robbed it! You’ve all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! GIMME A SPONGE!

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Guys I'm really nervous about meeting up with this chick tonight. She's obviously expecting me to be something tonight. And I don't mean she obviously wants the D, but that we wouldn't talk for almost a year and then her tell me we should meet up out of the blue if she didn't have a view of me being a fun person to be around. It's not like I would have ever known that she was going to be in town and would have had me feelings hurt. Like there's no way she feels obligated to see me. I just don't think I can deliver and that it won't just end in me Irish goodbying out and catching a $40 cab to the other bar scene where my roommate will be. I wish Speedz was here. He would have some sort of wisdom for me.

 

And also I don't know if I should wear my light blue plaid shirt or my dark blue/white striped shirt. Have decided on chinos with boat shoes though.

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I used to love watching Chip Foose mix up a paint color and stripe a car. His guy Dennis (i think) did the thin ones by hand. Amazing to watch.

 

If I didnt hate beer in the can (not my ass, but aluminum) I'd ask beansey to send me some of those canos. Still may.

 

 

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I'd be ashamed to state that fact....

 

 

 

Everyone list three songs and the name of the band that you absolutely cannot live with out. I want to look them up and see if ai like them.

 

 

 

Alright.... (Leans forward ready to participate)

 

 

 

 

Love 80's hair metal but it doesn't translate too well

 

 

 

There's a fast-n-loud marathon on....... Didn't wanna share anyway

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I wish Speedz was here. He would have some sort of wisdom for me.

 

And also I don't know if I should wear my light blue plaid shirt or my dark blue/white striped shirt. Have decided on chinos with boat shoes though.

 

Well fck you too buddy.

 

Whiskers is right. Over thinker.

 

Go there, be you, act cool, have fun, let it rip. Nohing to lose.

 

Don't wear stripes, tubby. Black shirt

 

 

Beansey, you know I love the 80's

 

My faves were: just to name a few

 

Tesla

Great White

Cinderella

Motley Crüe

Def Leppard

Ratt

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Your response HAS TO BE "boob pic to make up for blowing me off?"

 

Seriously, please send that. Gotta put it on the sexual tip coupled with a guilt trip

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Shake it off naps.

 

Toadies - possum kingdom

Weezer - entire blue album

 

That's all I have now

 

Edit: glen Campbell rhinestone cowboy.

 

Edit2: what meximelt (TM TG81) said.

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