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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:24 PM

I almost feel bad for the people that went to this game
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:30 PM

elijah johnson has come unstuck in time.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:30 PM

I feel bad for the people that have to read about it on a pseudo poker forum.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM

titly suck a dick bitch cause kay you gon win this thing.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:36 PM

I feel bad.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:37 PM

**** you, KU.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:39 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 25 February 2013 - 08:37 PM, said:

**** you, KU.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:41 PM

Can't wait to fade KU in MM.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:45 PM

Ok. That's all. Still love my brajs.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:46 PM

that kid crying was so awesome. just so great. i loved that last dunk too. only way it would have been better is if he hung on the rim, took the tech and walked out without looking back.

edit: that was a great game though. i enjoy the way iowa state plays. shoot the trey baby.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:58 PM

we laughed so hard at the kid crying. that shit will be used against him for the rest of his life. so terrible.
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 11:05 PM

Gawd my roommates friend is dope. I would touch it. I need to stop falling in love with every girl that talks to me.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 02:29 AM

View PostTiltinagain, on 25 February 2013 - 05:52 PM, said:

About 5 or 6 years ago I started taking a daily multi vitamin just because I didn't feel like I had the energy I used to etc... Ever since, energy is back and I think I've been what I would call "sick" once. When I do get a cold it's very mild and short lived.

well I already take vitamin c daily so that should cover it, and usually when I get sick now it's the same way. just a day or two. but still, as hard core as I am about it I shouldn't be getting sick at all. damn it. maybe I need to flip the script and start licking door knobs. (or at least exercise bike seats in the gym. get it??)

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one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:51 AM

I got this email from ... someone ... and felt I had to share for a second opinion

"My weekend was so crazy, I'm only tonight feeling back to myself. I went to a Blitz themed party with Peter and his new flatmates and some of their friends on Saturday night. Before I knew it my watch said it was 2.30am. I had drunk quite a lot and had left my bag at their flat by mistake so I had no choice but to go back there. Since Peter and I have been friends for years I decided to sleep in bed with him rather than on the couch. Of course I didn't get much sleep, I was still pretty drunk. In the morning I got really sick, threw up 3 times and spent 99% of the time still in Peter's bed while he was downstairs having breakfast and stuff. I stayed in bed until half 3 in the afternoon! Luckily he was really nice about it and didn't make me feel like a burden at all. We had a really good catch up and then just good normal conversation too. I'm glad he has finally been released from the claws of Lula to be my friend again. I owe him big time though - he paid for all my drinks and my share of the taxi etc since my bag was at his place. He said it's ok because he is making a lot of money these days (he works for a hedge fund) but I have pitched a few ideas of ways I can make it up to him, like taking him around Parliament or cooking him a meal or something. "

I am meant to feel jealous here yes?
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 05:10 AM

Are you going to move to England? Really? Really really?
Is she going to move to America? Really? Really really?

Neither of these scenarios seem likely. I would say she's more likely to move here, but that's still not an easy thing. I have experience with a situation very similar to this, so don't think I'm not talking from experience here. You're wasting your time, your youth and your emotion. If you're serious, tell her now. Do something now. If she won't commit, then end it.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 05:20 AM

Im just glad the phone stalker creep hasnt offed her or something... or was that him?




Anyhoo... yesterday was an odd day. Didnt get much done that I needed to but thats to be expected once in a while. Packed a suitcase with clothes and stuff but still waiting on doc to get me some IV bags for testing purposes. Hopefully new ones. He is quite the jokester...




Speaking of jokesters, much of the day was spent on the phone with Mr. Shane. After an hour or so of bidness junk the conversation turned to current events




"So...ya hear about the guy out here that left his two year old in the car while he was in the tit bar?"



"Nah.... which one?"



"It was out in Cali...been all over the news.... got lotsa folks talkin about you"



"What about?"



"Oh...the time we left your kid outside that time"



"Totally different.... he was a lot older than that"



"Yeah.... he was in school then, right?"



"Yeah....remember, we picked him up and stopped in there real quick to get our cards stamped"



"Thats right... visit once a day for a week and got a chance to win a dressing room pass"



"What a scam... our names were on ninety percent of those things and Bub won"



"Yeah.... bastard cheated somehow"



"Anyway... we checked on him every few sets and he had the radio on"



"Boy...I remember the wife really tore into ya for that, though"



"I learned my lesson"



"I still giggle every time I see the crayon marks on the headliner"



"Yeah...little shit... after that I made sure he had plenty of paper"



(topic turns to incident at Circus Circus)



"....and I got all the blame as usual. Thats what I get for being nice and forking over fifty bucks for the arcade"



"HAHAHA!....Ill never forget us sitting there at twenty one and someone over the loudspeaker saying, "MR. ICEWATER.... BEANS ICEWATER....PLEASE COME TO SECURITY AT ONCE"



"Little shit... Id still like to know if he won anything on that slot...probably hit the megabucks and they wouldnt give it to him"



"HAHAHA.... then he went to school and told everyone at show and tell how he was arrested for gambling!"



"It took a while for that shit to blow over"



"How is ole Hot Slot doin?"



(conversation turns to Shanes kid)



"You pulled your fare share of stunts with Alex, ya know"



"Not that many..."



"What about the time you went to the grocery store and shoved him down in the top basket where the toddlers ride?"



'Well....the little bastard was running around acting crazy and shit"



"But he was like five or six... got his legs through the holes but couldnt get them back out"



"Yeah.... that was scary"



"Ill never forget you pulling up at the shop with him stuck in a shopping cart in the back of the truck"



"You had him cut loose pretty quick"



"Kids"



"Yeah"

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 05:43 AM

you guys are missing some context, I just realized. I am not super interested in a relationship but I also don't really need that in my inbox. I mean, that's pretty blatant.
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 05:58 AM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 26 February 2013 - 05:43 AM, said:

you guys are missing some context, I just realized. I am not super interested in a relationship but I also don't really need that in my inbox. I mean, that's pretty blatant.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:24 AM

living in England would be cool. I don't want to do a long distance thing again. I have no idea where we stand but her trying to twist the knife is probably a sign of some sort. I am not sure how to respond but I am leaning toward ignoring it.

this guy is a long time friend who once tried to hook up with her years ago. and obviously was in some kind of a relationship that was preventing them from being friends, which just ended. so yeah obviously he wants to bone with every fiber of his being right now.

mm. yeah, I guess I need to ignore it.
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:28 AM

she must have heard about your hotel room cuddle sesh with the hottie from work.




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