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#184441 ShakeZuma

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:22 PM

YOU EYEIN' ME BOY

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#184442 brvheart

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:57 PM

The only thing I can think of that would get me to do all that, other than not having insurance, is because my grandpa or someone built the actual house, and I wanted it saved for sentimental reasons. That was a lot of ****ing work.
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tilt you suck.

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titly suck a dick bitch

#184443 ShakeZuma

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 06:00 PM

I WILL SMURF YOU IN THE SMURF YOU SMURFING SMURF SMURFER

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#184444 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 06:23 PM

View Postbrvheart, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 6:57 PM, said:

The only thing I can think of that would get me to do all that, other than not having insurance, is because my grandpa or someone built the actual house, and I wanted it saved for sentimental reasons. That was a lot of ****ing work.
So is replacing everything you own.
there were no special effects, no special effects.

#184445 brvheart

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 06:31 PM

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 9:23 PM, said:

So is replacing everything you own.
Maybe. But it would be kindof fun to go on a huge shopping spree for your new house. Has anyone here had a major disaster? I had a duplex burn down once, and my insurance company replaced everything including appliances, and even gave me lost rents.
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tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#184446 ShakeZuma

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Posted 14 May 2011 - 03:24 AM

I think if I were in that situation I'd just want to get most of my stuff out then let everything else go. seems like it'd be a good opportunity to just let nature clean up my house a little. but, you know, me. so whatever.those two yelly posts I have up there sure were funny huh!

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 14 May 2011 - 06:53 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Saturday, May 14th, 2011, 4:24 AM, said:

I think if I were in that situation I'd just want to get most of my stuff out then let everything else go. seems like it'd be a good opportunity to just let nature clean up my house a little. but, you know, me. so whatever.those two yelly posts I have up there sure were funny huh!
Have you ever applied to be one of the homes they build for Habitat for Humanity?
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Posted 14 May 2011 - 07:12 AM

View PostDawson Leery, on Saturday, May 14th, 2011, 10:53 AM, said:

Have you ever applied to be one of the homes they build for Habitat for Humanity?
This made me bust out loud. Hilarious ther' Dawson
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Posted 15 May 2011 - 06:50 AM

Tubbos at it again, waddling to the end of a 10K:Posted ImageCutting off the entrance / exit to my parking garagePosted ImageThanks city of Chicago for allowing any bumfuck 10K to shut down all of the major roads in the city. Great.
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#184450 SuitedAces21

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 08:36 AM

i want to live in that building. looks like an awesome location.

#184451 ShakeZuma

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 02:01 PM

a good poop soothes the soul.ought to send that to reader's digest

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#184452 brvheart

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 07:26 PM

sonofabitch. School starts tomorrow. One week isn't very long.
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tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#184453 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:03 AM

This thread used to be dead over the weekend because no one was at work. I don't think that's the reason anymore.
there were no special effects, no special effects.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:07 AM

I don't know why i saw this and thought of ShakePosted Image
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:09 AM

View Postbrvheart, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 7:31 PM, said:

Maybe. But it would be kindof fun to go on a huge shopping spree for your new house. Has anyone here had a major disaster? I had a duplex burn down once, and my insurance company replaced everything including appliances, and even gave me lost rents.
Sounds like you really enjoyed someone else's major disaster.
I'm also fed up with the common cold but I just hate to say goodbye.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:11 AM

There's really very little of brvheart that makes sense to me.Edit: Especially that earring.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:18 AM

View PostDrawingDeadInDM, on Monday, May 16th, 2011, 11:09 AM, said:

Sounds like you really enjoyed someone else's major disaster.
It was my duplex. The tenant left an overturned ashtray on their bed. They weren't home at the time. All of their stuff was replaced. Also, explaining that I was very satisfied with my insurance company doesn't really constitute "really enjoying" something to me.
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tilt you suck.

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titly suck a dick bitch

#184458 brvheart

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:21 AM

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Monday, May 16th, 2011, 11:11 AM, said:

There's really very little of brvheart that makes sense to me.Edit: Especially that earring.
hmm. I think we agree on a lot of stuff.
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tilt you suck.

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titly suck a dick bitch

#184459 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:25 AM

View Postbrvheart, on Monday, May 16th, 2011, 9:21 AM, said:

hmm. I think we agree on a lot of stuff.
Oh, the ironing.
there were no special effects, no special effects.

#184460 brvheart

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:26 AM

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on Monday, May 16th, 2011, 11:25 AM, said:

Oh, the ironing.
hmm. Not you too, JLL!
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch
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