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They do have a poker room and I'll be there. Probably throw a couple hundred on a BJ table and get some points there too. You can also earn points by eating at the sports bar, so I'll have a meal or two there.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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There are a lot of amazing lines from Coen Brother's movies, and I think we should post our top couple of lines.

 

You think that i'm some guinea, fresh off the boat, and you can kick me! But I'm too big for that now. I'm sicka takin' the scrap from you, Brvy. I'm sick a' marching into this god damn thread to kiss your Irish Ass. AND I'M SICKA THE HIGH HAT!

 

 

Youse fancy pants, alla youse.

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The Big Lebowski is my favorite Coen, but I think Miller's crossing might have the best dialog. I still remember Siskel and Ebert's review of the movie. Damn , I miss those dudes.

 

I was thinking about Ebert this week, no joke, and was sad that he wasn't still reviewing movies. Watching Siskel and Ebert at super weird times like 1:30pm on a Saturday in the early 90's was the best.

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Did Napa almost die in 2015 or early 2016?

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DId I mention that it turns out a bunch of the operations and sales folks from my company will be at a conference at MGM the same days I'm there? Also, my boss' boss (managing director IT) and another IT guy are going to be at a different conference downtown. One of the director's from ops is going to try and wrangle me a registration at his conference but regardless if he can or not, I'm going to hit a reception they're hosting and then will probably have dinner/drinks with the IT guys downtown. Then I'm going to write off flight and hotel as business travel expenses.

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Birthday party for my old roommate this afternoon. And by party I mean I'm going to meet him and his girlfriend and probably a bunch of her friends out at the bar for a few hours and then they'll go home and then I'll probably go to a different bar and drink until I cry.

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May 31, 2015. Why?

 

That's what I was thinking. So you almost died in 2015, I almost died in 2016, just hoping we don't continue this trend in 2017. Other than that, I can't remember what got me thinking about this.

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Probably a coincidence but my Grandpa died this morning. He'd been sick and in pain a long time, really not even there, since he broke his hip and arm last year. He's better off, but fvckin a tilt be careful with this power.

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Sorry to hear that SA.

 

The thing with our thing is nobody actually died. Hoping our trend stays the same. Although beans is probably 50/50 dead or incarcerated.

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On my way to Denver for work. If I never post again my plane went into the Rockies and it was nice knowing you all, even Ronny who I love like an uncle who tried to touch me but is genrerally okay.

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On my way to Denver for work. If I never post again my plane went into the Rockies and it was nice knowing you all, even Ronny who I love like an uncle who tried to touch me but is genrerally okay.

It would be my honor to touch you inappropriately

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