Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Dammit, I thought I posted and dont see anything Anywho. I didnt think much of it until i saw it skimming across the lakes and sand traps Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Is that some April Fools thing or what? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 No, pretty sure it's just a rich guy that plays golf thing. Bubba Watson likes automobiles. He has a Gen. Lee replica or maybe even an original from the Dukes of Hazard Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Just did a double-take on Twitter: 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Manager - Hey have you ever seen this in excel? It just jumps from cell 10 to 66... Me - :gets up and looks: well, you have a filter on somewhere Manager - ...a filter? What's that? How do you turn it off? Me - Data tab > Filter. Manager - oh. Ok. Cool. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Oh man, you either made yourself invaluable or you just showed up the boss and will be fired Its a coin flip Where the hell is Shake? I dont like this one bit Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I remember entering payroll data into one of our account dept's computers years ago and the girl being amazed to see me use the numpad and just fly through it without looking at the screen... I still don't really see how that was possible. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Where the hell is Shake? I dont like this one bit Oh, you know Shake, probably just out somewhere meeting women and making money. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Shakes had sex this year, so he has nothing to bitch about. And now Strat is plowing his way through Europe. Me and nappy gotta step it up. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Oh, you know Shake, probably just out somewhere meeting women and making money. This doesnt help Although, how funny would it be if it was true? Dont sweat it Essay and Napa, at your ages, I could do a year with no sex standing on my head. From 25-26, I stepped it up. I got ZERO action in high school. Made out with a prom date a little and that was it Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Ronny ill be 28 this year. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 :In Raj's voice, from 40YO Virgin: Oh man, you got to get on that Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Dont sweat it Essay and Napa, at your ages, I could do a year with no sex standing on my head. From 25-26, I stepped it up. Ronny ill be 28 this year. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I did go to the gym this morning. Got my sweat on. So that's something, right? Honestly if I'm still alive at 35 I think that will be a win. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Why the fck would you die young? Dont drink, no drugs, hell, no red meat, ostensibly a shut in. Why would you die? Only the good die young. Hank was a candidate to die young. Not you. What was her tv name? Samantha Stevens? She was so hot. To clarify, 25-28 was a few randoms here or there, 28 I met the wife, LOTSA sex, steady from there going forward Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 How old were you when you lost the v card, Ronny? That's a story I want to hear. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Roger Ebert died. Amazing the love gets. He probably deserved it too: I really liked him. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 18 Was in college. After the afternoon football practice, before the night practice. 20 hours a week my ass. She picked me up because i was the only white on campus. She dated/banged another guy on team. He gave me the heads up. Picked her up in my 1979 Pinto that had no shocks and spilled radiator water inside the car on the driver and passengers feet when you turned. Drove about 5 miles off campus to a slave ground ruins in Mississippi. Windsor Ruins I believe. Sort of a old mansion, maybe burned down, but still a structure there, where slaves lived and worked. Made out a bit, boobies, etc. she was a bigger girl, black, obviously. I walked around to her side of the car. Tried for head, she said she didnt do that. I replied with "Derrick says you do" and she lollipop'd it for a bit, I went downtown, tried to put it in a little. Space was limited, it was awkward. I asked for more head, she didnt want to, so I jerked off to finish while she ball tickled. I finished, drove her back to her dorm, went back to football facility for night practice, for which I was late. My position coach was awesome and the guys told him what I was doing. I believe he said something about smelling my fingers. Yeah, that happened Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 No real action after that for a couple of years. Shit, maybe 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 That's a good story Ronny, thanks for sharing. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Here's the unabridged version: In HS, I was one of the "cool" kids. My name and picture was in the paper a lot for All County football team and getting a scholarship and going undefeated and all that crap, but I was a lineman, so I wasn't pulling the quality of chicks that the QB and running backs were. I was friends with all the hotties, but couldn't pull em. For some reason back then, I had standards. Basically, I was a virgin coming out of HS. So I go to college at an all black I-AA school in Missiissippi. I get there, win a starting spot at left tackle, kind of stick out on campus a little. One day after the afternoon practice, (we practiced twice a day, after classes and at night) my dorm phone is ringing. It's some girl calling me telling me she's seen me around and that she'd like to meet me. Great right? We talk a couple of time, I ask her to describe me, just to be sure she's got the right guy. She did. The white guy. How stupid am I? Anyway, I ask around some of my teammates and one dated her last year. He's cool, tells me to get some head. They tell me about 5 miles off of campus, there is an old Plantation landmark with slave quarters and all for tourists to drive by and see, but it was usually empty. Great again. Anyway, after practice on day, I pick her up in my 1979 shit_ brown Pinto. Yes a Pinto, with no shocks, that spilled boiling radiator water on your ankles when you made a turn. Also, my roommate and I were both three bills. (not the girl, my roommate. he wasn't on the date) What a visual huh? So I pick her up and take here there. Forget the fact that a white guy was about to take a black girt to a place where slaves used to be owned by whites, screw it, I want some head.So we get there start making out, I cut right to the chase b/c I have practice, I'm finger bangin' etc, and I decide to take it out. She tugs on it and I suggest some head. She tells me she doesn't do that. I figured this was a good time to tell her that I talked to her ex and he say she does. Smooth huh? She relents and gives me some toothy head for 5 minutes. Mind you I made her come already. After 5 minutes, she stops for some reason. I explain I need to get mine (no bag) so I proceed to jerk it in front of her until I finish. Get back in the car, drive her back, show up to practice 45 minutes late with Vag juice on my hands (I was a a center and long snapper as well) and a big smile. My teammates and position coach were laughing, but the head coach decided I needed to run a bit. She got mad when the whole football team knew and I never got any from her again.Live and learn. And that is the story of my first real sexual experience. Sorry for the length. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Pretty much verbatim Guess I'm not a liar. Haha Edit: whiskers frightens me with his skills. Pretty sure he could take over my life if inclined Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Jesus whiskers. I know better than to ask for your story. You're like a shadowy shadow. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Holy shit, amlost 6 years to the day that I repeated myself Link to post Share on other sites
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