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Hello All,I need some help with football sayings for a scrapbook that I am making for my son. I am not looking for long quotes (which is all I am finding on my internet search). I'm looking for short and sweet catch phrases like, Sack the quarterbackKeep your eyes on the prizeEleven as oneDoes anyone have any ideas ?

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We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let's go to work.Clutch Performer

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walk it off, or the less frequently hear but still appropriate: rub some dirt on it.on the more helpful side:http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/...ute_rockne.htmlhttp://www.quotegarden.com/football.htmlhttp://www.scrapsayings.com/say-sports-foot.htmwhat are you some kind of half-a-fag?

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Look at the penatration on the Tight End
Backfield in motion.
Good game...<ass pat>...Good game...<ass pat>...Good game...<ass pat>...Good game...<ass pat>...Good game...<ass pat>...Good game...<ass pat>...
This thread has me feeling Mexicorny.
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cover corneridiot kickerwhoa Nellie!flee flickerSnap! ouuuuch (Theisman)I wanna kiss you (Namath)Football is America's passion (Howie Long, I think)The Band is on the Field!Hail MaryHook and LadderMontana to RiceImmaculant ReceptionThe CatchThe DriveGoal to gothe frozen tundra of Lambeau field

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"Blood makes the grass grow...kill kill kill" - that one came from R. Lee Ermey"I'm going to bust your gut open and watch you die" - Alvin Mack (The Program)
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Well, thanks for some of those suggestions :club: Perhaps I should have mentioned that it was for a ten year old.
oh, why didn't you say soAlvin Mack: Hey 23, don't think I don't recognize you, you poo-butt motherfucker! Hey pay attention when I'm talking to you ni**er!Mississippi Tailback: What?Alvin Mack: You're the guy who shot my mother aren't you?Mississippi Tailback: Shut up man, you know I never knew your mother.Alvin Mack: You were trying to steal her car, you cocksucker. You didn't think I was going to find you ni**er, but I got you now ni**er. I'm gonna bust your gut open and watch you die!
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