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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Huh, guess I can't remember if I said explicitly the industry or not. Irregardless, I work for a bank doing various analyses for our consumer products.

 

Also, I only worked for an accounting firm for a year. I've been working for a private company in the "Fin Tech" industry before this.

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I also want to know some more about this ride. I obviously imagine it will be awesome, but I need some deets.

I went in without knowing a bunch aside from that it was in high demand and involved motion simulation. While in line, my linemates assured me that it was the best ride at Disney World (they had ridden it that morning and were going again), and I came away agreeing with them.

 

If you're familiar with Soarin at Epcot or California Adventure, it's similar to that. If you're not familiar with those, it's vaguely like the old Back to the Future/Simpsons rides at Universal. However, it's more individualized than those and just straight up more thrilling. The premise is that you're riding a Banshee - the dragon things from the Avatar movie. You're led into a room that holds 8 people (two rooms next to eachother, so 16 total)...there may be two of those (for 32 slots)...not sure. You get seated on something that resembles a motorcycle and put on 3d glasses. Then a giant screen comes up in front of you that basically fills your field of vision. Your seat then moves in time with the video screen. You fly through a bunch of different areas of Pandora. They throw in a little more fun things like wind in your face, sprinkles of water, and some smells. I say it's thrilling, but it's also extremely relaxing. With both it and Soarin, I feel like I could ride them for an hour and just feel so peaceful.

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Huh, guess I can't remember if I said explicitly the industry or not. Irregardless, I work for a bank doing various analyses for our consumer products.

 

Also, I only worked for an accounting firm for a year. I've been working for a private company in the "Fin Tech" industry before this.

I feel like I don't even know you at all anymore

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god damn women. they're never where we need them to be. but i thought you had friends up there. they need to be making the intro's and the hook ups and the how do you dos.

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But also i haven't really been anywhere where one might meet a single lady.

I had a tough time believing you haven't recently been on the dance floor at a wedding.

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I had a tough time believing you haven't recently been on the dance floor at a wedding.

 

actually going to a wedding tomorrow but its back in des moines and its going to be miserable

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Whys that Napa d?

its back in des moines and its going to be miserable

if you want to be the attorney for Somewhere on the Spectrum Tax Prep, LLC you need to be more attentive to what the CFO says.

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This LeBron shaving his head has sent my office abuzz

 

You work from home?

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outdoor weddings in june should be illegal. do people have no decency? but i'm glad you're getting out of MPLS for the weekend. might be some civil unrest up there.

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if you want to be the attorney for Somewhere on the Spectrum Tax Prep, LLC you need to be more attentive to what the CFO says.

 

If you want to be operations manager you need to show more respect to the man who will write your contract.

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