mfortune

it's just not as much fun if I state that while I make the initial postc'mon... sorry.. ahem ... I mean ...Newsflash: It was noticed today that people get offended on poker forums when they're accused of having a sense of humourNewflash: Apologies, the previous newcast was inaccurate. Some poker forum readers get offended some of the time

cheers SabaAba ! ;)I was joking .. but now I'm seriously considerering a 200-4k experiment ....I'm thinking of my cult of course...

ahh... listen, sorry if I offended anyoneI was just having a joke / testing a theoryAnd it seems I was right... sense of humour has gone right out the window and people believe the most ridiculous posts if you put smash in the titleoh dear :DI

Jump off a bridge ? whadda you crazy or something ?.. not even with a bungee rope ...

None of you understand !!!I'm gonna be lucky today and thats the main consideration...Obviously , as I knew before , none of you lot would be qualified to answer my question... which is why I didn't ask any of you to

It's St. Patricks day and I drank too much .... it wasn't my fault - I was influenced by the Simpsons' episode ....What limits should I play tonight considering my bankroll is about $200 ?Almost forgot, I have some Irish blood so obviously I'm going to be extra lucky tonight ?and I had some guinness too... so that should help with the 72o.

I've found...PokerStars, PartyPoker and Ultimate Bet all to be fine.No problems with the software.Different advantages/disadvantages at each... and I little as I care about color schemes I really don't care for any site that offers 'almost lifelike 3-d graphics'It's poker online.... I don't need or want 3-d.....

Ya know what annoys me .... it's very easy to allow the user to pick the colours for backgrounds and colours.... hell, why not just put some colour schemes together and let them choose from those ...Jeesh... welcome to the 21st century... you must stick with the color we choose...Isn't technology great ?

I agree... it's definitely fixed !!Today I played Omaha and O/8 I swear , if only I couldve' swapped the hands I was getting on each table I would've won hundreds!!! ....Or maybe, I just don't know when to play or fold a hand...

Absolutely. Pretty sure it's just you.I couldn't possibly think he's got good points. He's only got 56 posts. lolAnd just what would you know , with a measly 48 ?

Ya know what I find funny ?Everyone always sticks up for Smash .... it's not like the guy can't drown people with his very own brand of caustic wit..And at the risk of getting flamed... am I the only one who thinks that Arsene has some valid points ?

I have to say, of all places Party has the worst structure for SnG'sYou only start with 800 chips... if you don't get a good hand early on you are in trouble... and if you do play a hand to the river it'll cost you half your stack....Not recommended...If you are gonna play SnG's on Party do the 2 table ones... they've a better structure - although not by much

Great story ! Looking forward to the rest !And for those of you enjoying the story, I'll reiterate what Mr.Hand said at the start about "Big Deal" by Anthony Holden being a great read.Trust me... if you like poker, you'll like that book.

mushu maybe ? ? easy to remember and relevant but not too obsure ?I mean we don't want to keep out everyone right ? .. I think if you read the posts that outta be enough to be able to play. I guess alot of people are like me and still learning and don't have much to add to alot of posts.. unless of course, they're about who your favorite Bond is or something like that

Please tell me that you did this on purpose. No offense, but it's pretty funny either way... A EYeah I intended it... as well as the misspelling of realize and not capitalizing "I". Strangely, I don't know if I spelled dyslexic correctly...oh and bee... buzz buzz.Interestingly enough, do you know that it doesn't register in your brain that there's and "f" in the word "of"?Well... do you realise that the z's depend what side of the pond your on ?I can't believe I wrote your instead of you're... I give up.. never posting on spelling or grammar again.