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Where the fcking fck is Phil from Modern Family?

 

 

Can’t believe you didn’t include Danny Tanner from Full House. Seems right up your alley.

 

I’ve never watched modern family.

 

Danny Tanner was an overrated father. Uncle Jesse was the real hero in that house.

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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

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You can’t dislike something without having watched it. It’s a genre in your wheelhouse

 

 

Wait, is it too liberal coastal elitist for you? Please don’t become that person as you age

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i just saw a few ads and wasn't interested. there's so many shows to watch that i just never got into it. seemed a little to much like the big bang theory or some other CBS sitcom show living in the past.

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The first few seasons are pretty good. They didn't deal well with the kids growing up. I think I have the last 37 episodes on my DVR.

 

The last season and a half have been back to their old form. There was a dry season

 

 

It is nothing like Big Bang. Good god, nothing. The writing is super smart and you have to pay attention to get all the jokes.

 

Just start from the beginning and give it 3 eps. It’s an hour of your life

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BBT is a traditional sitcom with an audience/laugh track. Modern Family has immensely more in common with Arrested Development than BBT.*

 

*I am not making the claim that Modern Family is in the pantheon with AD...but it is a pretty decent show.

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The first few seasons are pretty good. They didn't deal well with the kids growing up. I think I have the last 37 episodes on my DVR.

 

I agree with this. The first two seasons were funny, but I stopped watching pretty quickly when Haley went to college.

 

I also agree with Mex and Colby that it has more in common with smarter shows than BBT.

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I have a major bias toward anything with Al Bundy though. And I can't vouch for anything after Haley starts visiting colleges.

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I've actually always been annoyed by her very round face. But I get that she's a pretty human.

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You should see the leaked photos of her and her big titted blond girlfriend laying naked in each other’s arms

 

Or her puss shots that she sent to someone. Or the numerous others. Poor girl got hacked

 

 

Brvy, you know she has serious kidney issues and I think part of her roundish face stems from that, right?

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You should see the leaked photos of her and her big titted blond girlfriend laying naked in each other's arms

 

Or her puss shots that she sent to someone. Or the numerous others. Poor girl got hacked

 

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Brvy, you know she has serious kidney issues and I think part of her roundish face stems from that, right?

 

I didn't know about anything in your post, and I, generally speaking, don't know anything about celebs. I don't even know Haley's actual name.

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I didn't know about anything in your post, and I, generally speaking, don't know anything about celebs. I don't even know Haley's actual name.

 

Oh, but you still found the time to wrongly shit all over Larry David on 17 different FB threads. I see

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Wrongly? Did you watch that episode? It was pretty horrible.

 

Also, I didn't really ever go after Larry. I mainly went after the writers. (And I'm pretty sure it was only one FB thread, but it might have been two. Quit stalking me!)

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I'm not the guy that bashes SNL and talks about the good ol days. I generally enjoy each new cast for what they are. But that had to be in the bottom 20% of shows in the show's history. The monologue was very cringey. The bright spot was Weekend Update, which was great from the beginning (the Trump kids) to the end (The Boxing girlfriend). But everything else on the show was trash. I don't think I laughed a single time and I definitely didn't smile outside of weekend update.

 

However, I appreciate that you just thought it was average. Maybe I should rewatch it.

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Average in the sense that it didn’t grab me.

 

Maybe i’m factoring in weekend update, the stuff you mentioned and Leslie Jones having Altuve sit on her lap.

 

I laughed at the picking up women in a concentration camp. Skits were meh.

 

Boxing girlfriend’s low cut shirt and boobs were a pleasant distraction

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