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#1 colonel Feathers

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 03:01 PM

Please vacate this forum immediatelyIt has become a bilge for blasphemers and trolls long ago.You are the last believer left, even DN doesnt come here.If you are indeed a believer and not just trying to irritate atheists, please stop feeding the trolls.You know what they say about pearls before swine.Peace.
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 08:10 PM

View Postcolonel Feathers, on Tuesday, July 13th, 2010, 4:01 PM, said:

Please vacate this forum immediatelyIt has become a bilge for blasphemers and trolls long ago.You are the last believer left, even DN doesnt come here.If you are indeed a believer and not just trying to irritate atheists, please stop feeding the trolls.You know what they say about pearls before swine.Peace.
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:45 AM

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View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 12:52 PM

View Postcolonel Feathers, on Tuesday, July 13th, 2010, 5:01 PM, said:

Please vacate this forum immediatelyIt has become a bilge for blasphemers and trolls long ago.You are the last believer left, even DN doesnt come here.If you are indeed a believer and not just trying to irritate atheists, please stop feeding the trolls.You know what they say about pearls before swine.Peace.
Until greatestiam is outed as a troll account, I think we need trollBG around to engage that account.

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We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

#5 Balloon guy

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 12:11 PM

View PostJeepster80125, on Wednesday, July 14th, 2010, 1:52 PM, said:

Until greatestiam is outed as a troll account, I think we need trollBG around to engage that account.
I want to, but Brave pretty much smacked me down hard.Now I can only troll in the politics section.
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View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 05:47 AM

At least BG keeps some balance in these topics, him leaving would be disastrous!

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 10:02 PM

I agree with nothing Balloon Guy says but he's one of the best posters on the forum

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 01:13 AM

View Postkeith crime, on Saturday, August 7th, 2010, 1:02 AM, said:

I agree with nothing Balloon Guy says but he's one of the best posters on the forum
Nothing is pretty absolute.
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titly suck a dick bitch

#9 Balloon guy

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 08:27 AM

View Postbrvheart, on Saturday, August 7th, 2010, 2:13 AM, said:

Nothing is pretty absolute.
No it's true, I once told him his explanation of shorts and puts was great and he told me it wasn't
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View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

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Posted 08 August 2010 - 03:30 AM

i do love just about every balloon guy post

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Posted 11 August 2010 - 10:38 PM

View Postkeith crime, on Sunday, August 8th, 2010, 4:30 AM, said:

i do love just about every balloon guy post
qft...all but oneand you know which one
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Posted 15 August 2010 - 09:29 PM

op < balloon guy tho
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 06:32 PM

View Postadamkpm, on Sunday, August 15th, 2010, 10:29 PM, said:

op < balloon guy tho
Gratuitous flame. Not sure the op would disagree.
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 06:32 PM

View Postadamkpm, on Sunday, August 15th, 2010, 10:29 PM, said:

op < balloon guy tho
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 06:33 PM

View Postadamkpm, on Sunday, August 15th, 2010, 10:29 PM, said:

op < balloon guy tho
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 07:47 AM

Taken down the street from the political forum (it's in this thread because it was at the top and I didn't want to bump any GIA threads):

View Postvbnautilus, on Monday, August 16th, 2010, 6:59 PM, said:

Also, "worship me or die" is not particularly more magnanimous than "worship me or spend eternity in hell".
I think you would admit that there is a significant difference between going up to someone and saying, "If you don't worship God, you will spend eternity in hell" versus saying, "If you don't worship God, I will kill you," the latter being what we were talking about.I could be wrong about this, but I have a hard time believing that the Bible instructs Christians to kill the heathens. In fact, I'm pretty sure it instructs them to try to save them. Do you think the Old Testament should be interpreted as saying it's ok to kill?
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 07:59 AM

The OT is only brought up when atheist want to try to imply that the organization that has built more hospitals, soup kitchen, homeless shelters and poverty outreach centers then anything else throughout history, is bad.They have so little to work with when it comes to bragging about their side that they are stuck trying to tear down the other.Meanwhile we keep on building hospitals, sending people to help impoverished places, and praying for the best possible things for them.Except me, I point out that communism is the only example of a godless society we have and they've done 10 times more horrible things in their first 50 years than anything all Christians have done combined throughout history.
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View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 09:39 AM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Tuesday, August 17th, 2010, 8:47 AM, said:

I think you would admit that there is a significant difference between going up to someone and saying, "If you don't worship God, you will spend eternity in hell" versus saying, "If you don't worship God, I will kill you," the latter being what we were talking about.
Significantly different, yes. Both pretty rude.

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I could be wrong about this, but I have a hard time believing that the Bible instructs Christians to kill the heathens. In fact, I'm pretty sure it instructs them to try to save them. Do you think the Old Testament should be interpreted as saying it's ok to kill?
The OT makes it pretty clear that only the Jews are worthy (a fact which has gone to their heads), and that when it serves them they should kill and mistreat those from outside the tribe. Worshipping other gods is as bad as killing according to the ten commandments. Yahweh does plenty of smiting of non-Jews. This is from Deuteronomy:"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;" (Deuteronomy 13: 6)"Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people."But again, the Christians have in their favor they do not mind logical contradiction, so they can reject the parts of the OT they don't like. As a result, the compulsion to kill non-believers does not tend to manifest in modern Christians. Hence, this exchange:

View Postvbnautilus, on Monday, August 16th, 2010, 10:08 AM, said:

View PostNaked_Cowboy, on Monday, August 16th, 2010, 9:33 AM, said:

somehow i think "love your neighbor as yourself" is pretty far from "kill everyone who doesn't worship me".
Of course, both of these messages made their way into the bible.

View PostBalloon guy, on Tuesday, August 17th, 2010, 8:59 AM, said:

The OT is only brought up when atheist want to try to imply that the organization that has built more hospitals, soup kitchen, homeless shelters and poverty outreach centers then anything else throughout history, is bad.They have so little to work with when it comes to bragging about their side that they are stuck trying to tear down the other.Meanwhile we keep on building hospitals, sending people to help impoverished places, and praying for the best possible things for them.Except me, I point out that communism is the only example of a godless society we have and they've done 10 times more horrible things in their first 50 years than anything all Christians have done combined throughout history.
The hospitals wouldn't be of much value if science hadn't rejected the claims of the bible. Also, if the pope has his way, the hospitals will be too filled with people battling AIDS to handle much else.

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 09:46 AM

View Postvbnautilus, on Tuesday, August 17th, 2010, 10:39 AM, said:

This is from Deuteronomy:...thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people."
Well sure, if you're going to interpret it that way, I guess it could be saying to kill him.
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 11:10 AM

View Postvbnautilus, on Tuesday, August 17th, 2010, 10:39 AM, said:

But again, the Christians have in their favor they do not mind logical contradiction, so they can reject the parts of the OT they don't like. As a result, the compulsion to kill non-believers does not tend to manifest in modern Christians.
Why would we reject part of history that shows the complete story. It seems that you are the one choosing to ignore the full story, the completion of the Law under Christ.

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The hospitals wouldn't be of much value if science hadn't rejected the claims of the bible. Also, if the pope has his way, the hospitals will be too filled with people battling AIDS to handle much else.
Pretty much every major advancement of science was made by Christians who were trained in Christian schools for most of history.All except the silly evolution theory that is falling apart with every new discovery of the complexity of life.
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View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.




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