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RAY'S MOMMA JOKE OF THE DAY!Your mom caught a virus on MSN!

RAY'S MOMMA JOKE OF THE DAYYour mom sighs. . . cause she's a Bruins fan and she got f'd last night.

Where was the list of people who played? Not the donks like us but the actual quasi-celebs? I was focussed on my game and wouldn't have recognized the difference between Eddie Shack and that "bang bang bang on the door baby" guy from the B-52's "Love Shack". . . . . I just wanted to take it down. Is there a place where this lsit is posted?

Having been to MANY a Blackhawk game in my life, I just imagine that this series is going to look like you (as Detroit) bending the Biatch over the table (as Chicago). . . . .just without the clothes or the benefit of KY or a Kiss. I love the Hawks, and they are an up and coming team, but. . . . . man. . . I think they get spanked here, and fairly badly.

Anyone else enjoy how quickly Mike Milbury got out of his Garden Superbox last night?

I think the X-factor in this series, is going to be twofold. The depth of Carolina is going to need to show up, as Pitt does have some SERIOUS shutdown D men (Orpik). Then, the matchup between offensive defensemen is going to show an advantage Carolina's way. This only applies if we don't hear Gonchar's music come up the tunnel sometime in the series. He can definately change things. But the offensive depth at D by Carolina is more substantial than Eaton, Scuderi and an obviously <100% Phillipe Boucher. I DO believe the Pens will win this series because of their SIGNIFICANTLY super

RAY'S MOMMA JOKE OF THE DAYYour mom is ALWAYS open for business. . . . in her vagina!

RAY'S MOMMA JOKE OF THE DAY!Your mom fights 12 year olds . . . . . with her teets.

MIKE'S JOKE OF THE DAY ABOUT RAY'S MOM --------I put my nuts on your MOM'S strawberry sundae! Nootch!

OK, am I the only one who threw up a little in my mouth with this visual in their head? Its not an attack on you Dan, just the image itself. . . . *SHUDDER* BTW - The girl from the lobby. . . REAL . . . put both the asian bar girl and Katie to shame. This girl was WAY WAY WAY too hot for you though Dan DEFINATELY fighting out of your weight class, sir! I don't know how you spent so much time with her. Maybe because she was stupid and thought you were local after you told her you were from Ottawa!!! ****** Also, You are a pussy who can't hang with real drinkers! (SOMEONE neede

I wonder what the parlay would be pre-season on an all RED conference final? I mean that would be some INSANE odds! I am gonna pick it now, and I wanna hear Ray's disco odds on this one. A team with red as their color WILL win the cup . . . . . discuss

What flavors you rockin today? Need something good to think about for a crappy day away from the puter and into the swine flu masses!!!

can I take neutral zone for 10 CDN?

That and the discussions of the jigsaw ovechkin and balls in each other mouths. . . kinda confirms it. . . . . Ray should check the dimensions of that closet he is e-habiting. But then again, he did talk a lot about f'ing my mother. . . . . . so. . . . . . . he might be straight. . . . bi. . . . or just into old women who like Patron'

Why in the heck does it look like I was grabbing Ray's nips? SERIOUSLY! It was Steve! IT WAS STEVE!!!! Ray was grabbing MINE, and it was awkwardly interesting and tender But still REALLY gay!