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#251361 Essay21

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 12:06 PM

Sounds like she could use a sturdy guy like me or napa. Hook a fcper up, frausky?

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 04:37 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 24 July 2015 - 01:40 AM, said:

That's crazy for sure, but Galatians is a pretty sweet book, so at least she chose that wisely.
Galatians 5:6 is one of my favorite verses, though I tend to omit the first sentence for the sake of brevity. Whoever didn't opt to split it into two verses did everyone a disservice.

As for finances, I feel like we've been straight spewing money for the past couple of months, though work has obviously been going pretty well for a while. We did make some money on the move, so we've been using that somewhat to get furniture for our new place. Since moving, we've bought a dining room table and six chairs, a couple of closet shelves, three bar stools, an ottoman, a rocker with ottoman for the nursery, two power recliners, a king-size bed (footboard and headboard), and a couple of bookshelves. I've assembled the closet shelves, the rocker, and the stools. Still waiting on the arrival of the dining table and chairs. The recliners and bed will get delivered and assembled tomorrow.

Other than that, we still are pondering what to put on our brick circle outside, and I also want to get an entertainment set that I think will run me around $2.3k. I guess we will eventually need some kid furniture too.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 04:39 PM

View PostEssay21, on 24 July 2015 - 12:06 PM, said:

Sounds like she could use a sturdy guy like me or napa. Hook a fcper up, frausky?

an active alcoholic? you need to walk before you run, young man.

me an the other hand? I would probably just tempt her further down the path into things like group sex and a coke habit.
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Posted 24 July 2015 - 06:45 PM

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Galatians 5:6 is one of my favorite verses, though I tend to omit the first sentence for the sake of brevity. Whoever didn't opt to split it into two verses did everyone a disservice.

As for finances, I feel like we've been straight spewing money for the past couple of months, though work has obviously been going pretty well for a while. We did make some money on the move, so we've been using that somewhat to get furniture for our new place. Since moving, we've bought a dining room table and six chairs, a couple of closet shelves, three bar stools, an ottoman, a rocker with ottoman for the nursery, two power recliners, a king-size bed (footboard and headboard), and a couple of bookshelves. I've assembled the closet shelves, the rocker, and the stools. Still waiting on the arrival of the dining table and chairs. The recliners and bed will get delivered and assembled tomorrow.

Other than that, we still are pondering what to put on our brick circle outside, and I also want to get an entertainment set that I think will run me around $2.3k. I guess we will eventually need some kid furniture too.

What did we find out regarding the A/C unit?

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 24 July 2015 - 07:15 PM

View PostTiltinagain, on 24 July 2015 - 06:45 PM, said:

What did we find out regarding the A/C unit?
No home warranty. Has been working fine for the most part. We'll see how egregious the electrical bill ends up being and then start considering the next step.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 07:37 PM

View PostCobaltBlue, on 24 July 2015 - 04:37 PM, said:

Galatians 5:6 is one of my favorite verses, though I tend to omit the first sentence for the sake of brevity. Whoever didn't opt to split it into two verses did everyone a disservice.

As for finances, I feel like we've been straight spewing money for the past couple of months, though work has obviously been going pretty well for a while. We did make some money on the move, so we've been using that somewhat to get furniture for our new place. Since moving, we've bought a dining room table and six chairs, a couple of closet shelves, three bar stools, an ottoman, a rocker with ottoman for the nursery, two power recliners, a king-size bed (footboard and headboard), and a couple of bookshelves. I've assembled the closet shelves, the rocker, and the stools. Still waiting on the arrival of the dining table and chairs. The recliners and bed will get delivered and assembled tomorrow.

Other than that, we still are pondering what to put on our brick circle outside, and I also want to get an entertainment set that I think will run me around $2.3k. I guess we will eventually need some kid furniture too.

I'm partial to Galatians 3 myself.

You've definitely been leaking cash this month. Another big score will ease the pain of the entertainment center. Get it this Sunday.

Also, we're going to need updated pictures of the house and all this new furniture. Maybe a few of Evangeline, just because.

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napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 07:47 PM

View PostTiltinagain, on 24 July 2015 - 09:06 AM, said:

Definitely get the wine, and please give a review afterwards.

Not sure what I think of their menu. It reads as whimsical and pretentious at the same time. Which is very LA I suppose.

Incidentally, when I was working down there our regional office was on Western Ave. I'm sure nowhere close to this restaurant though.

It's in Koreatown, kind of Wilshire and Western.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 24 July 2015 - 10:36 AM, said:

I bet she fcks tho, amirite?

Not particularly. She needs to be in love.

View PostCobaltBlue, on 24 July 2015 - 04:37 PM, said:

Galatians 5:6 is one of my favorite verses, t

She highlighted Galatians 13:26.
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Posted 24 July 2015 - 08:00 PM

I'm out of bourbon (that I want to sell). two people heard about it in passing and I got swarmed the next day. someone's husband found this kind of bourbon during his traveling and marked it up $25 to sell to people. that just rubbed me the wrong way. I know everyone appreciates it, and I have just robbed this dirtbag of his ability to profit. win-win, plus I got 2% cash back!

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 08:17 PM

Did he try to buy stuff from you to resell later? I would just stop right then.

Always gotta be someone turning a decent, fun hobby into an enterprise where you're actively losing money just because they want to profit from your work. I see it every day.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 08:47 PM

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 24 July 2015 - 07:47 PM, said:

She highlighted Galatians 13:26.
Assuming you mean 5:13-26? Cause not a lot of the NT books have that many chapters.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 08:56 PM

View PostCobaltBlue, on 24 July 2015 - 08:47 PM, said:

Assuming you mean 5:13-26? Cause not a lot of the NT books have that many chapters.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 08:56 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 24 July 2015 - 07:37 PM, said:

I'm partial to Galatians 3 myself.

You've definitely been leaking cash this month. Another big score will ease the pain of the entertainment center. Get it this Sunday.

Also, we're going to need updated pictures of the house and all this new furniture. Maybe a few of Evangeline, just because.
Yeah, Sunday/Monday would be the day to get it this week. Played a $340 satty on Wednesday to a $1.5k 500kG ME at Isle and won a seat. I'm relatively sure it is the first seat I've won in a live satellite in maybe 10 years? Not that I play gobs of them, but still kind of pathetic. Funny part was that it paid 1/5 and I still had to run super hot...hit 4 sets in like the first few hours and got paid. (In one, I jammed on a limper w/ 88 and ran into the SB's AA but spiked.) With 47 left and 36 seats and a decent-but-not-quite-sitout stack, folded to me in CO w/ AK...I crammed since it was a reasonable cram spot and ran into SB's AA. That somewhat crippled me, but fortunately as it was a live satellite, still had plenty of fold equity with 5bb...never actually was all-in and called. I did put a bit of a beat on an old man to get us to 39. Folds to him on button, he jams for 14k at 4k/8k/1k...I called in BB w/ QTo. He had AA. Rolled K73...A...J. He was not happy.

Oh, one other funny little note...with 37 left (37th paid $900), this lady blinded down to literally one 1k chip. She got a seat...because someone at another table was stupid.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 09:03 PM

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 23 July 2015 - 09:03 PM, said:

emails from her talking about how Obama should be impeached because of his failure to protect the Texas/Mexico border. Holy shit. Who does this?

Obama, obviously.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 09:15 PM

Yeah I got a bottle of weller 151 and some ******* was like "I'll give you $60 for it" and I was like naaaahhh and then some black guy came up and was like "Frau gave me her resume" and I was like you interviewed her before you even saw it? Bro...

I don't know what's going on but I'm at least caught up.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 09:18 PM

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 24 July 2015 - 07:47 PM, said:



It's in Koreatown, kind of Wilshire and Western.


Not particularly. She needs to be in love.



I figured it was in that area. We were at Western and Venice.

She sounds hideous.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 24 July 2015 - 09:31 PM

View PostTiltinagain, on 24 July 2015 - 09:18 PM, said:


She sounds hideous.

I've never liked you or found you funny, but now you're quoting shitty State Farm commercials?
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Posted 24 July 2015 - 09:40 PM

Thera, he can quote whatever he likes. He's our resident predatory shed dealer. That's how it works.


Hey hank, do you know about jim jeffries? If you don't, you should. He's the Australian you. But funny. He's great! But seriously, my go to "drunk and on shit while the girlfriend is asleep" comedian. Do it.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 10:02 PM

So you watched the first season of Legit? It was quite good!
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Posted 24 July 2015 - 10:22 PM

No I actually haven't. Is it actually good? We've had so many shows to watch I haven't put it on the list but I will if it's worth it. Read that it was not good but they probably said the same thing about Jim. Who is a god.


I'm glad you're still on beer by the way. I appreciate strats reviews, but I still just drink beer. Love beer. Dos Equis right now, but usually good ipa's.

That doesn't mean anything. Ok I'm done. Bye guys.

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 11:18 PM

View PostiZuma, on 24 July 2015 - 09:40 PM, said:

Thera, he can quote whatever he likes. He's our resident predatory shed dealer. That's how it works.


Hey hank, do you know about jim jeffries? If you don't, you should. He's the Australian you. But funny. He's great! But seriously, my go to "drunk and on shit while the girlfriend is asleep" comedian. Do it.

Yes I have. I love his bit about taking the handicapped guy to the whorehouse. Sometimes I feel he gets a little preachy with his atheism but still funny. As was mentioned, Legit was legit. Or at least the first season anyway. I didn't see anything after that because they shifted over to fxx and I didn't have it at the time.
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