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Offtopical Story Telling
Started by qyayqi, Aug 19 2009 11:23 AM
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:23 AM
qyayqi
railing 101 video
crush their dreams like aluminum cans.
then take them in for recycling.
5 cents a dream, man.
railing 101 video
crush their dreams like aluminum cans.
then take them in for recycling.
5 cents a dream, man.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:37 AM
qyayqi, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 12:23 PM, said:
torn in to its hide: 'fearall cows'.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:39 AM
homerun.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:42 AM
Not bad for a blatant Dostoyevsky ripoffB-
"We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"Those are brave men knocking at the door. Let's go and kill them!" - Tyrion Lannister
"Those are brave men knocking at the door. Let's go and kill them!" - Tyrion Lannister
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:57 AM
cows are somewhere in between the worst and beeessssssstttttt
there were no special effects, no special effects.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:58 AM
Mercury69, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 12:42 PM, said:
Not bad for a blatant Dostoyevsky ripoffB-
if you're not playing the notes in front of you it's not mozart.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:05 PM
Mercury69, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 12:42 PM, said:
Not bad for a blatant Dostoyevsky ripoffB-
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:13 PM
I smiled!
FORMERLY: chek - raise (ps)
FORMERLY: CrazyZeke (ftp)
sheets: sick hold
BKiCe (observer): gl chek - raise
hishga [observer]: shulda gone with the chek approach
hishga [observer]: fold everything
GG Interwebz Pokah. I will miss you.
FORMERLY: CrazyZeke (ftp)
sheets: sick hold
BKiCe (observer): gl chek - raise
hishga [observer]: shulda gone with the chek approach
hishga [observer]: fold everything
GG Interwebz Pokah. I will miss you.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:23 PM
El Guapo, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 4:05 PM, said:
Now you're just trying too hard.
"We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"Those are brave men knocking at the door. Let's go and kill them!" - Tyrion Lannister
"Those are brave men knocking at the door. Let's go and kill them!" - Tyrion Lannister
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:56 PM
I was in St Petersburg and at the Yusupov Palace we saw the place Rasputin was killed.They had a really corny room set up with a wax figure of old Grigory at the bottom of a claustrophobic decent through a smaller than normal stairway.The dust covered display was made with half measured effort and obviously lacked in any care to the historical accuracy to the story of Rasputin, because they didn't even mention the cows.
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent
mrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:
Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:22 PM
2 snaps up, z formation!
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.
QUOTE (David_Sklansky @ Thursday, February 12th, 2009, 7:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I give you the gift of arousal and this is how you talk to me?
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:32 PM
Not that it matters to any reasonable human being, but it's three snaps. The best you could do with two snaps would be an L formation. Although maybe a V formation would be preferable depending on the circumstances.
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:44 PM
and then what happened?
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anybody who dies of Swine Flu is just a faggot.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:49 PM
What do you mean what happened? That's the end.
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:53 PM
how can that be the ending? what kind of ending is that? what happened to the cow with the wet horns?
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anybody who dies of Swine Flu is just a faggot.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:56 PM
I don't know, maybe he went home and celebrated with a couple of people burgers.
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 05:01 PM
speedz99, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 5:56 PM, said:
I don't know, maybe he went home and celebrated with a couple of people burgers.
there were no special effects, no special effects.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 05:04 PM
geez q, that ending sucks. why don't you make is so that the cow with the wet horns goes home, shoots his father, and runs away, and joins the texas rangers! how about that?
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anybody who dies of Swine Flu is just a faggot.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 10:17 PM
Rasputin saved Lisa's life.
Ed & Ted escorted Lisa from the cafe.
One cow appeared in the town.
Then more.
A shadowy figure came to the rescue!
He gave good advice:
Rasputin saved all but himself.
Ed & Ted escorted Lisa from the cafe.One cow appeared in the town.Then more.A shadowy figure came to the rescue!He gave good advice:Rasputin saved all but himself.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 02:00 AM
Bravo Q 
Yeah, and technically "Wu Tang Clain ain't nuthin' ta **** wit" would translate into "The Wu Tang Clan, is indeed something to be ****ed with"....
speedz99, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 5:32 PM, said:
Not that it matters to any reasonable human being, but it's three snaps. The best you could do with two snaps would be an L formation. Although maybe a V formation would be preferable depending on the circumstances.
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.
QUOTE (David_Sklansky @ Thursday, February 12th, 2009, 7:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I give you the gift of arousal and this is how you talk to me?
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