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[The Ocho]

I think the Other Guys is pretty funny. Whalberg does a great job of being an idiot.Just saw 21 Jump Street. Wasn't good, but I laughed pretty hard in a few spots.Dave Franco is a terrible actor.I like that some of the original cast did cameos.

[JubilantLankyLad]

Iphonenkinder, on 03 July 2012 - 07:04 AM, said:

Wizard of OzI saw it on the big screen, with a technicolor print. It's probably been 10+ years since I saw it start to finish. It's a beautiful movie, with really wonderful performances.

I totally agree, except I hate that I can't listen to it without thinking Lucille Two is onscreen somewhere.

[BigDMcGee]

If you like seeing minors sexualized, watch moonrise kingdom.

[SuitedAces21]

you only needed to mention it once.

[ShakeZuma]

SuitedAces21, on 04 July 2012 - 01:18 AM, said:

you only needed to mention it once for me to reserve several copies to my amazon cart.

because you like young girls!

[SuitedAces21]

YES THAT WAS THE JOKE THANKS.

[ShakeZuma]

hey that's what I'm here for my friend!

[BigDMcGee]

I saw savages, the new oliver stone movie. I'm going to put my thoughts in spoilers, but here's what you should know. Please don't see this movie.Hmmmm... I don't know how to put spoilers on in the new interface. How do I put spoilers now?Edit: figured it out. Feel free to read this, this movie sucks and you shouldn't see it. If any given sunday is where Stone jumped the shark, this movie is where he hauled the shark onto the beach and ****ed it.

Spoiler

Okay, so the first 15 minutes of this movie sucked donkey ****. it has the worst voice over narration in movie history, and that's saying a lot. The main actress, while painfully hot, is a god damn terrible actress. at one point, she said, in narration " I have orgasms, he has wargasms" And I swear to god I almost walked out. I was at the end of my rope. Then a god damn miracle happened. the movie got better. it was visually stunning, and it was a good enough suspense movie. Some dumb things, granted. I hated the main actress, whom we were supposed to sympathize with, since she was, you know, kidnapped. we were supposed to care about her. I thought her character was so vapid and useless of a human being that I was actively rooting for her to die, and I liked the Villains WAY more than the heros in this movie. So, the movie, after a brutal start, slowly won me back. And then, they have the worst ending of all time, with the triple suicide that made no sense. I was aghast. I literally shouted " what the ****?!?! " in the theatre, and people were laughing at how ridiculous it was.... but that wasn't it. Oh no. It wasn't bad enough for this shit sandwich to have one bad ending. No, that was just a mind ****.. here's the REAL ending now.... and I was SO angry. I was like " okay, you've really pissed me off with that terrible, terrible fake ending. This new ending better be awesome. And of course, it was horrible and half assed. And it finished on the beach with some brown people, and teh entitled **** saying she was a savage because she'd become like them. I am still furious at this movie. All the good movies coming out in the next few months, and I wasted my money on this crap fest. ****!

[SuitedAces21]

actually went to the theater last night to see Savages but it was sold out. guess i lucked out there.

[Essay21]

AT Savages right now I'll let you know after. One love.

[Essay21]

it wasn't good. don't see it.

[BigDMcGee]

next time listen to mcgee. I wouldn't steer you wrong. "I have orgasms, he has wargasms" I mean, for ****s sake.

[Essay21]

i wouldn't have seen it but my roommate and a friend were going and i had nothing to do. plus i'd already tried to see it so it felt right. i told them you said it sucked. they agreed after the fact.

[BigDMcGee]

how bad was the ending though. I'm kinda glad you saw it, I need someone to bitch about how bad this movie was to.

[Essay21]

i mean it was pretty freaking terrible. that whole, rewind the movie for a do-over thing is never a good idea. seriously if they had all died there and thats how it ended it would have been much better. still terrible, but better.

[DJ Vu]

The first ending is the book ending. The second ending is how Oliver Stone thought it should end. I guess leaving them both in is his idea of compromise. I probably would've watched this on DVD, but now I won't. I have a blu-ray player, but I still say DVD. Like "on DVD" means "at home" or something. Wonder if that will change eventually.

[iZuma]

is a blueray not still technically a dvd? doesn't it stand for digital video disc, and isn't that still pretty much what a blueray is?also, when was the last time oliver stone made a good movie anyways?

[DJ Vu]

DVD isn't an acronym for anything. For fuck's sake man, don't you know anything?

[BigDMcGee]

DJ Vu, on 10 July 2012 - 08:00 AM, said:

The first ending is the book ending. The second ending is how Oliver Stone thought it should end. I guess leaving them both in is his idea of compromise.

You're actually wrong. The first was the "Stone ending" the second was the "book ending" and they both were lousy.

[DJ Vu]

I haven't read the book or seen the movie, but I'm pretty sure I'm right.