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[brvheart]

socalpoker_j, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 2:07 AM, said:

Filthy encompasses a wide range of meanings. Maybe it's because I've been there several times, and it's one of those places that only gets worse with more visits (i.e. Chuck-E-Cheese's)?

Next time you go, just go to museums. Don't go anywhere else.

timwakefield, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 2:14 AM, said:

Dude, speedz totally has swine flu. I heard it makes you angry and disagreeable.

I don't think he has swine flu... I think it's more along the lines of being annoyed at Strat and LG constantly and unreasonably defending each other, even when the joking is just light hearted. But it might be swine flu.

[leftygolfer]

Wild horses couldn't drag me awayWild, wild horses, couldnt drag me away

speedz99, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 9:48 PM, said:

I want to take two of the mcuggets and shove them up your ass

loogie, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 9:51 PM, said:

fyp

FYFYPSpeedz, get laid already.Was out to dinner last night and at the table next to us was the sex therapist from Boston Legal. Apparently her mother lives in town here:She looked good...

[Ron_Mexico]

El Guapo, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 1:54 AM, said:

Before I forget (mostly for Ron) this girl ran past me and almost into me, at 7:30 AM in Downtown Disney with some dude:She looked good, was probably 125 lbs and no more than a size 6. If she is out running that early, she deserves to win that show (has it ended?)

the finale is this week or next. That girl is a Long Island jew and can be kind of annoying, but she is an absolute beast on the show. Wins all the competitions, lost 120lbs so far. She beats all the guys in comps, even in feats of strength and endurance. Two good knees, hell, one good knee and I'd destroy that show. None of those fattys are athletes. They're just fattys. At least on this years show. I've never watched before.

[Ron_Mexico]

timwakefield, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 3:14 AM, said:

Dude, speedz totally has swine flu. I heard it makes you angry and disagreeable.

I just wanted to quote you because your sig is incorrect. His name is Jemaine. No R

leftygolfer, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 9:30 AM, said:

Was out to dinner last night and at the table next to us was the sex therapist from Boston Legal. Apparently her mother lives in town here:

You should've been unoriginal and broke out some 40 Year Old Virgin references. "...but I will haunt your dreams"

[Sal Paradise]

no work today?

[leftygolfer]

Ron_Mexico, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 8:35 AM, said:

You should've been unoriginal and broke out some 40 Year Old Virgin references. "...but I will haunt your dreams"

I keep my unoriginal comments for here.

Sal Paradise, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 8:43 AM, said:

no work today?

He took the day off to get waxed. MK is in town.

[jeff_536]

speedz99, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 8:47 PM, said:

For-e-ver.You'll get nothing and like it.I'm drinking a whiskey and ginger ale...I feel like both are supposed to be good for you when you're sick, so the combo must be LIQUID GOLD.

How very Canadian of you. Rye and ginger is kinda the national drink up here.

[Ron_Mexico]

Sal Paradise, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 9:43 AM, said:

no work today?

I told my parents a while back that I'd drive them and my aunt and uncle to Miami today. They are going on a two week cruise, finishing up in LG's home country. Upside: They left me a credit card just in case one of their cats got sick, so I'll order hookers on it insteadDownside: I have to watch their cats for 14 days, which involves cleaning litter boxes, feeding, cleaning up puke, etc.

leftygolfer, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 9:44 AM, said:

He took the day off to get waxed. MK is in town.

oddly enough, I did some manscaping this weekend. I have his number, have been in contact (via text) and know what hotel he's at. I'm going to try to see if he wants to do a lunch. We'll see.

[Sal Paradise]

Ron_Mexico, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 10:03 AM, said:

ddly enough, I did some manscaping this weekend. I have his number, have been in contact (via text) and know what hotel he's at. I'm going to try to see if he wants to do a lunch. We'll see.

actually I talked to him and I think something came up and he won't be able to make it. too bad really.

[leftygolfer]

Sal Paradise, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 9:09 AM, said:

actually I talked to him and I think something came up and he won't be able to make it. too bad really.

Ron_Mexico, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 9:03 AM, said:

[Ron_Mexico]

Sal Paradise, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 10:09 AM, said:

actually I talked to him and I think something came up and he won't be able to make it. too bad really.

:phewdodgedanotherbullet:I texted him last night just to find out what hotel he was at so I could work some directions up today and he immediately started with the excuses. "Hey buddy, we're hanging with her friends tonight, no can do" as if I was trying to come down right away. Although, upon consideration, what, I can't mingle with her friends as well? I'm not good enough? That's bullshit.I may just not meet up so we can keep the joke of never meeting each other going.

[speedz99]

leftygolfer, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 5:30 AM, said:

Speedz, get laid already.

I actually did recently, a number of times. But don't spread the word, I prefer complaining about never getting laid.

leftygolfer, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 5:30 AM, said:

Was out to dinner last night and at the table next to us was the sex therapist from Boston Legal. Apparently her mother lives in town here:

All the amazing work she's done, and you pick Boston Legal. Boo-urns.

[strategy's_touch]

brvheart, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 2:39 AM, said:

Next time you go, just go to museums. Don't go anywhere else.I don't think he has swine flu... I think it's more along the lines of being annoyed at Strat and LG constantly and unreasonably defending each other, even when the joking is just light hearted. But it might be swine flu.

speedz was being unfunny and annoying. I pointed it out. no irrational defense, just stating the obvious. it's out of character for him. can't really say the same for you.

[DMBroller]

She's even funny in commercials.

[Tactical Bear]

Dawson Leery, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 11:18 PM, said:

Swagger's still solid. I thought the first date didn't go well because a bunch of my friends showed up to the restaurant/bar smashed, so I didn't really expect a second date. The fact that she actually thought it was funny made me like her even more, so we've been hanging out. She's a bombass girl, but given my relationship history I predict we're not talking due to me being an ******* in under 3 months. You can only fake it so long.Dammit I've gone Wang, what the hell has happened to me?

Time to do work, son. Bradburn, you're, what, 22? Maybe 23? You should definitely see how long you can fake it, and alternately "keep it real" by splicing in some hardcore JBrad action, just to keep her on her toes (i.e., make sure the relationship can never, ever succeed).Man, there were some cranky motherfuckers in here last night/this morning, though none of you approached my recent and embarrassing decision to lash out at Chrozzo and make fun of him for having a fatal illness. That was probably uncalled for. What do you think? Maybe?

[speedz99]

strategy's_touch, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 7:21 AM, said:

speedz was being unfunny and annoying. I pointed it out. no irrational defense, just stating the obvious.

No, see, this is the thing. You have no business saying something like that.1. What the fuck? Who says that around here? Really, who the fuck would ever say to another regular poster, "You're being unfunny and annoying." Nobody...except you, I guess. What the hell is wrong with you? 2. I don't care why it is that you've become irrationally defensive about all things mojo, but get it the hell out of my house (let's not pretend that your comment wasn't preceded by getting fired up over my (harmless) posts aimed at the two of you). Not only can she take care of herself, but she's much, much better than you at recognizing when it would be unnecessary to become six shades of bitchy over totally benign comments. 3. Apparently you can't tell the difference between trying to actually be funny and just saying anything because I have nothing better to do and it beats silence around here. I know when I'm not being funny. I know it better than you do. Other people know it too, also better than you. If everyone around here needed to be told when they were being unfunny, it would be a much longer thread. As for being annoying, go fuck yourself. How many times did I need to say that I was sick and had nothing better to do than try to keep the conversation going around here? Everyone else seemed to be ok with it, so I'm not sure why you were so annoyed. I'm pretty sure the problem here is with you, young strat. Maybe you should just tell us why you were so easily upset by my performance yesterday...as easy as it would be to just keep repeating that I was unfunny and annoying, try thinking about what it is in your life that's making you so quick to collect sand in your vageen.

[speedz99]

Tactical Bear, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 7:49 AM, said:

Man, there were some cranky motherfuckers in here last night/this morning, though none of you approached my recent and embarrassing decision to lash out at Chrozzo and make fun of him for having a fatal illness. That was probably uncalled for. What do you think? Maybe?

Nah, that was funny...like rigging a deaf guy's horn to constantly beep while he's driving.

[strategy's_touch]

I see I've really upset you, speedz. sorry bud.

[speedz99]

Apology accepted.

[Piddle Duck]

*peeks in*okay, I am going to step back out for a few more days...feel better speedz