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#1441 FCP Bob

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Posted 06 November 2017 - 02:58 PM

where's Ward Cleaver ?


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Posted 06 November 2017 - 04:53 PM

View PostTheraflu, on 06 November 2017 - 01:30 PM, said:

Suited, this is Haley:

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Posted 08 November 2017 - 04:34 AM

You should see the leaked photos of her and her big titted blond girlfriend laying naked in each otherís arms

Or her puss shots that she sent to someone. Or the numerous others. Poor girl got hacked


Brvy, you know she has serious kidney issues and I think part of her roundish face stems from that, right?
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Posted 09 November 2017 - 05:19 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 08 November 2017 - 04:34 AM, said:

You should see the leaked photos of her and her big titted blond girlfriend laying naked in each other's arms

Or her puss shots that she sent to someone. Or the numerous others. Poor girl got hacked

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Posted 09 November 2017 - 07:29 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 08 November 2017 - 04:34 AM, said:

Brvy, you know she has serious kidney issues and I think part of her roundish face stems from that, right?

I didn't know about anything in your post, and I, generally speaking, don't know anything about celebs. I don't even know Haley's actual name.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

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Posted 09 November 2017 - 11:49 AM

View Postbrvheart, on 09 November 2017 - 07:29 AM, said:



I didn't know about anything in your post, and I, generally speaking, don't know anything about celebs. I don't even know Haley's actual name.

Oh, but you still found the time to wrongly shit all over Larry David on 17 different FB threads. I see
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Posted 09 November 2017 - 11:56 AM

Wrongly? Did you watch that episode? It was pretty horrible.

Also, I didn't really ever go after Larry. I mainly went after the writers. (And I'm pretty sure it was only one FB thread, but it might have been two. Quit stalking me!)

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napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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#1448 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 09 November 2017 - 12:16 PM

The episode was fine. Not their best, but not awful. How high are your standards? It was forgettable. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Posted 09 November 2017 - 12:44 PM

I'm not the guy that bashes SNL and talks about the good ol days. I generally enjoy each new cast for what they are. But that had to be in the bottom 20% of shows in the show's history. The monologue was very cringey. The bright spot was Weekend Update, which was great from the beginning (the Trump kids) to the end (The Boxing girlfriend). But everything else on the show was trash. I don't think I laughed a single time and I definitely didn't smile outside of weekend update.

However, I appreciate that you just thought it was average. Maybe I should rewatch it.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 09 November 2017 - 06:22 PM

Average in the sense that it didnít grab me.

Maybe iím factoring in weekend update, the stuff you mentioned and Leslie Jones having Altuve sit on her lap.

I laughed at the picking up women in a concentration camp. Skits were meh.

Boxing girlfriendís low cut shirt and boobs were a pleasant distraction
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Posted 09 November 2017 - 07:52 PM

Napa, add a demerit to the files of Ronny and Brvy for this unauthorized, non Essays Top Ten discussion.

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 07:42 PM

ESSAY'S TOP TEN ZAC EFRON MOVIES

1. Neighbors
2. We Are Your Friends
3. Dirty Grandpa
4. Neighbors 2
5. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
6. Baywatch
7. Charlie St. Cloud
8. That Awkward Moment
9. The Paperboy
10. The Lucky One
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Posted 28 November 2017 - 08:01 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 28 November 2017 - 07:42 PM, said:

ZAC EFRON

Holy $h!t. This is it. We've finally reached rock bottom.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 08:06 PM

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Holy $h!t. This is it. We've finally reached rock bottom.

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Posted 29 November 2017 - 08:04 AM

Now that might be essayís best response ever.


The list is ok.

High school musical needs to be on there somewhere. It made him, he made it. Gotta respect the process.
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:15 PM

Upon reflection, I think I'm kind of proud of the fact that I've only seen one Zac Efron movie (Neighbors). Apparently he played a very small part in Firefly though.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 07:18 PM

Cultural ignorance is nothing to brag about, sir. Thatís a warning.

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 01:59 AM

I haven't seen one of those movies, but I'm going to go with my gut and say that's one hell of a good Zac Effron list
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Posted 02 December 2017 - 07:25 AM

Thatís ten Essay tokens for you, D. Have a happy Frostivus.

#1460 brvheart

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Posted 03 December 2017 - 03:03 PM

I also haven't seen a single movie on that list and I've only heard of about 40% of them.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

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