brvheart 1,752 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I "liked" the part of your post where you got summarily rejected.I'll comment when I feel like it thankyouverymuch.I "liked" the part of this post where you dissed all over Shake's face.edit: That sounded pretty sexual. I didn't mean it that way. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I stopped initiating conversations with the girl and we haven't spoken since. I think about the situation from time to time but don't regret how I handled it (quitting). There is no spreadsheet department but it is so useful to have someone like him (or me) working on stuff. They bent the rules for him and it pissed off a lot of people. so that's why I call it unlikely for me. My senior seems to think I'm a lock to get an offer but I doubt it'll be one worth considering. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Shitgoodness. I missed you so hard.Well done, friend of friends - you made brv curse! Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I knew he would be back. Me and jll both. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 you guys are meaner to me than the girls I'm interested inbut at least we don't freak out when you waive your penis in our general direction. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 See, I'm the kind of dude that would actually like a bent up one. I would put it in a frame just tattered to shit and use it as a convo starter.what a ridiculous thing to say. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 So, yesterday morning my pops had a heart attack (he's fine, had some stints put in, should get out today sometime) and so I called in to work. Sitting at my computer today at work and my boss sends out a department wide email saying I'll be out today because he was apparently also out yesterday and didn't notice the date on the voicemail. Nobody from my department has seen me today...do I send out an email saying "nope, I'm here today" or do I get leave? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 maybe stop being a horrible son and go spend some time with the only father you haveha I'm just kidding. you should go home and drink. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Well, jig is up. Boss and person next to me saw me. Boss said I could leave if I want to though, but meh. Shake has me feeling bad though. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Sorry Sal. If I wasn't married, and was a woman, and didn't live in Wisconsin, and lived in Virginia (within like 30 miles of your town/work), and didn't have kids, and didn't love my job, and didn't care about big penis or guys with money, I would totally date you.See Shake, all you have to do is find a woman like brvheart.Nobody from my department has seen me today...do I send out an email saying "nope, I'm here today" or do I get leave?Ha. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 you def should have left, nappy. gone to see the old big bear and relaxed. Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Damn phone...I replied to strat, brv, and someone else, but I just lost it and refuse to do it again. Sorry, it was all informative and hilarious.The bench: A mental collection of images corresponding to various women, from past conquests to acquaintances, filed in order of attractiveness and recent use, to be used for masturbatory purposes. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 not a lot to do today. going to see more apartments at five o'clock. why so late? i don't know, next question.i figure i'll take it easy today, stay in tonight, maybe catch a beat and try and get to sleep early. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Maybe I'll take off at lunch for the day and go see him so I don't have to drive allll the way home to see him next week. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 The bench: A mental collection of images corresponding to various women, from past conquests to acquaintances, filed in order of attractiveness and recent use, to be used for masturbatory purposes.Pretty sure I've never heard that before.But I like it.I also liked the idea of the bench having to do with dipping into your jew gold. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 See Shake, all you have to do is find a woman like brvheart.is there an emoticon for blowing one's brains out? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 The bench: A mental collection of images corresponding to various women, from past conquests to acquaintances, filed in order of attractiveness and recent use, to be used for masturbatory purposes.I THOUGHT you were talking about masterbation in some way shape or form! Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 is there an emoticon for blowing one's brains out? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 that is so great Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I THOUGHT you were talking about masterbation in some way shape or form!I usually am. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Let's have a contest for who can come up with the best avatar for Napa Lite and speedziphone. I'll be the judge.Also, in all the excitement over speedz's triumphant return, we forgot to mock him for his wholly uncreative new name. So we can do that too. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Sure. I'm in. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Sure. I'm in.This was the first hit for google image search "napa lite."So we'll just go with that, ok? Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Glad you agree. Ok, for speedz, let's go with this:which is from this:Or maybe this one: Link to post Share on other sites
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