Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I wish. My dad got the seats tonight and is taking some big time lawyers. Wait, you work at the same place as your dad? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 yes, how do you think i got this job? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Merit? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 You know what, screw it, you guys know way more embarrassing stuff about me. I'll open up the floor to guesses. Those who have submitted guesses can stand pat or resubmit. Except Ronnie. I think I told him once. Edit: Closest guess gets nudes. Can't promise they'll be of me though. 265 I didn't realize that SA worked at the same place as his dad. I'm somehow not surprised though. I, kind of by accident, got my last check today. I already committed to doing an evaluation on one of my managers and then going to lunch with everybody tomorrow though so as much as I'd like to be the guy to just bail, I won't. Friday is another matter... Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Merit? Ronnie, from me to you; Sarcasm on the internet is hard. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I thought SA's dad got him the job, but through somebody he knows. I as well didn't think he was at the same company. so you guys are just as smart as me! JUST AS SMART AS SHAKE Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I think napa is shortish, so I would guess he started his endeavor closer to 245. I'm going as someone as smart as Shake for Halloween. Edit: for ocho. Little sumpin wild tonight... Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 GOOD FOR YOU, JACK! You know what, screw it, you guys know way more embarrassing stuff about me. I'll open up the floor to guesses. Those who have submitted guesses can stand pat or resubmit. Except Ronnie. I think I told him once. Edit: Closest guess gets nudes. Can't promise they'll be of me though. i was in until the last part. I thought SA's dad got him the job, but through somebody he knows. I as well didn't think he was at the same company. so you guys are just as smart as me! JUST AS SMART AS SHAKE yeah but at least we're compensated accordingly. what's it like to be as smart as shake and underpaid? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Edit: for ocho. Little sumpin wild tonight... Me too! And also maybe an Oskar Blues Ten Fidy. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm actually probably compensated exactly for how smart I am. sad truth and what not. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 5' 10" 275 Fat as fvvvcckkkk Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 bump. sorry about that. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Napa is taller than I thought. basically my height. I did not expect this. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Merit? I don't think that's his dad's name but I could be wrong. "Austin Merit Dingleberry III" ...maybe. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Tilty, my sarcasm and funny always shines through. Its my sincerity that gets overshadowed I've been telling napa that its all perspective. I'd take his current weight right now. But i'm 4 inches taller. And longer 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Yeah but I'm pretty muscular. You should feel my quads bro. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Yeah but I'm pretty muscular. Compared to strat? Yeah Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Compared to a lot of people my height. FVCKIN RIPPED BRAH Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 SHREDDED Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 5' 10" 275 Fat as fvvvcckkkk Dammit Napa. Link to post Share on other sites
Scroom 436 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 There are 4 types of white guys in the joint. * Criminal types (who commit legit crimes) * Carefree types (who are mostly ethical people but live by their own code, do what they want and may run afoul of the law; drug laws, flip them off in traffic and they beat your ass at the next stoplight, these kinds of guys.. Bikers.) * Sex offenders * The Drunks The first two can survive OK. Sex offenders are their own thing but the drunks (as they were referred to; when someone in the joint referred to someone as a 'drunk', that basically meant they were in there for a DUI related offense. Prisoners do have a fantastic ability to reduce everything down to its most succinct and elegant label) are often times very 'normal' people plucked from the very 'normal' world and put into an environment they have no idea how to cope with. The Federal prison system has done an effective job at normalizing their prison population with a ton of 'normal' people since tax offenses, various regulatory offenses samples heavily from the normal population and puts them alongside the non violent drug offenders. Even child pornography possession cases hit pretty 'normal' people. State prisons, however, are a very different story. Its pretty damn unlikely that someone is going to a state prison without doing something very much against the law. Even if its a marijuana related offense, you're still dealing with people who made a totally deliberate decision to break the law (even if a few of them may not have understood the gravity of what they were doing when they grew those 200 pot plants). The result is that medium and max level state prisons are very hellish since those are the institutions expected to hold the murderers, the rapists, the aggravated batterers, the predators and its pretty unlikely that Regular Joe will ever go to one, but for one common occurrence; DUI Manslaughter (or DUI with Serious Bodily Injury) cases. This is where Joe Cul De Sac decides to drive home one night after having a few too many, wipes out a mother and her 2 kids and now has to do 10, 20, 40 years in a place he is not prepared for. We had a surprising number of drunks in my block. Since most DUI manslaughter cases get pretty stiff sentences but since most offenders have no prior record, they're in Risk Assessment netherworld, sitting there with heavy time but everyone knows they're unlikely to be violent and they almost never have records. The placement geniuses decided that drunks should all go into the middle security tiers which is certainly a ****load better than maxes, but a good bit dicier than the lower levels. There are murderers who've 'aged down' into lower levels, on a pretty good track record of good behavior, but these are still people with 20+ years in a max who've already killed at least once. Not a fun place to be. Right before I went in, there was a suicide in my block where a drunk hung himself after only a few months in. He was in for DUI manslaughter and had been some respected professional prior to his shit. He had a pretty big sentence and went with 'bedsheet parole' (self explanatory) instead of doing the time. They said he used to cry at night which seriously, if you ever go in, really, don't do that. Most of the white guys looked out for the drunks, mostly because you almost had to feel bad for them. Yes, they made a huge mistake, yes, the outcome was horrible, yes if it had been my mother killed I'd want to see them wrapped in old tires and set on fire but on a personal, non-theoretical, real level when you see some stupid bricklayer or accountant with pictures of his stupid wife and kids who has another 13 years to go because one night he had one beer too many and got into an accident where the other person was at fault but OOPS! you blew .081... you bad for them. The drunks were the ones who never adjusted. Some of them went the heavy religious route (when the judge waves his magic wand and converts your life and identity into dogshit forever more, you can understand what religion offers to someone in that frame of mind) most just tried to keep to themselves. One drunk (who I will call Drunkie Joe) was TOTALLY not cut out for the real world, never mind life. He was about 60, frail, nervous and probably somewhere on the Autism spectrum. Drunkie Joe never really fit in with anyone but he was mostly left alone. Someone told me that early in his bid the nigs tried extorting him for canteen but some white guys stepped in and kiboshed it. Still, he definitely didn't roll with anyone. He was just sort of a weirdo. Breakfast Chow, Drunkie Joe gets into some sort of altercation with anbother guy in line. The guy slapped Drunkie Joe's tray down on the floor. Now this is basically when its time to fight, even if you lose, fight. What does Drunkie Joe do? He puts his hands on his hips and says in the loudest, most womanly possible voice, "Don't you DARE disrespect me!" to which everyone in the chow hall started laughing and he was promptly knocked completely the **** out. The moral of the story is: don't be a drunk. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 How many people have you murdered? Link to post Share on other sites
Scroom 436 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 None. Wanna hang out? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Dammit Napa. Fvck did I do? Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Def some drunkie joes itt. Need to brush up on the kick boxing in case I ever wind up in prison. I'd get my butt kicked. Link to post Share on other sites
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