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#197461 Essay21

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 03:56 PM

Oh i see we all have lives now. Nobody around to talk to while I wait for my flight?

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 03:58 PM

I'll give you three minutes starting now.Edit: Two minutes. Sorry.

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 04:02 PM

Ok, good talk. Have a safe trip.

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 04:10 PM

Hey thanks buddy

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 05:30 PM

I'm trying to Play that zombie game. Not going to well.

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 06:11 PM

How do I change the forum to mobile? Or disable some of the clunky scripting that chrome mobile hates?
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:02 PM

View PostDJ Vu, on 10 August 2012 - 08:17 AM, said:

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Thats....I....umm.....I don't know what to say about that.Now if they were swimming in the nude....Congrats on the impending nuptials shake!! But, how's she going to take it when she realizes what kind of diamond 3 months of your salary buys?

View PostRon_Mexico, on 06 October 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:


Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 02:43 AM

welp, banged the married chick

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:24 AM

Yes. So did you have a relationship talk first?

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:05 AM

What's your fiancé going to think, Shake?!

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 05:26 AM

View PostSpeedziphone, on 11 August 2012 - 03:24 AM, said:

Yes. So did you have a relationship talk first?
actually I was snoring first. she woke me up to bang apparently. second time in my life that's happened. and you know, yeah, great and all, but it kind of irks me because if I did that, you know, it'd be rape. damn women and all their abilities.

View PostNapa Lite, on 11 August 2012 - 04:05 AM, said:

What's your fiancé going to think, Shake?!
it's just terrible isn't it. but actually, at the bar last night (it didn't end up raining so we did end up going out to the thing and then a bar afterwards) I saw the girl's friend that I know and if I'm remembering correctly, I believe I told her all about how in love I was with her. I'm pretty sure I remember saying "please don't tell her I told you this" but again, women. it may get uncomfortable.not because of the banging though. nigga needs practice.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 05:33 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on 11 August 2012 - 05:26 AM, said:

not because of the banging though. nigga needs practice.
Heh.Brv, make sure you watch the video of the Vanderbilt football player getting surprised with a scholarship. You'll probably shed a tear.

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 06:17 AM

Yay shake. Good for you AND your penis. I am currently on the top floor of my hotel, window open, ocean waves crashing on a mere 80 yards away. It doesn't suck. Be jealous and check out the hotel. The Omphoy Hotel in Palm Beach, or Lake Worth. Not sure what city exactly. This pretty nice. Really super sexy drunk girl and her husband at the bar last night. Pretty sure she invited us back to their room but they were way drunk and almost gone. Too bad, she was hot.
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Posted 11 August 2012 - 06:19 AM

Is he black? I will be significantly less interested if he is black.
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Posted 11 August 2012 - 07:19 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on 11 August 2012 - 05:26 AM, said:

actually I was snoring first. she woke me up to bang apparently. second time in my life that's happened. and you know, yeah, great and all, but it kind of irks me because if I did that, you know, it'd be rape. damn women and all their abilities.
Wait. So you're complaining that you can't go around raping women?
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 07:22 AM

View PostSpeedziphone, on 11 August 2012 - 05:33 AM, said:

Brv, make sure you watch the video of the Vanderbilt football player getting surprised with a scholarship. You'll probably shed a tear.
Loved it, thank you!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOJu5P7hBbo
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 07:25 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 11 August 2012 - 06:17 AM, said:

The Omphoy Hotel in Palm Beach, or Lake Worth.
$400/night for an ocean view? Are you crazy?
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 08:42 AM

View Postbrvheart, on 11 August 2012 - 07:19 AM, said:

Wait. So you're complaining that you can't go around raping women?
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View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 09:12 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on 11 August 2012 - 02:43 AM, said:

welp, banged the married chick
Congrats!

View PostRon_Mexico, on 06 October 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:


Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 09:23 AM

I need more details. Where is the husband. How were you already "sleeping" with her. Where were you? Were you guys alone? How were her tits?
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