Absolute 0 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Tournament Accomplishments: - Having never won the weekly Negreanu Open- Known to follow Phil Hellmuth around the tour giving him backrubs when he experiences bad beats- Prone to falsely predicting David Oppenheim to win every event he enters.Cash Game Accomplishments:- Prone to 150BB downswings on a daily basis.- Said to have lost all of his winnings to JFarrell in Heads Up freezeouts on multiple occasions.- Professional at depositing new bankrolls.- Has been known to call himself the "Master of the Party .5/1 game"Cash Games: 2Tournaments: 1 Emotional Stability: 3 Heart: 10!Short Handed: 2Ring Game: 1No Limit Hold'em: 0Side Note: Keith is really wonderful for emotional support after he busts out on Day 1 of big tournaments. I often come back to have found that he has made my bed and ordered me food after a long day of building my chip stack. Of course I make him sleep outside the door in the hallway, but he is a trooper and never seems to mind.Good luck at the tables Keith! Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I'm fucking speechless, just utterly speechless Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 I'm censored speechless, just utterly speechlessisnt there something about this being the highest form of flattery? Link to post Share on other sites
DKE_XP120 0 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I'm censored speechless, just utterly speechless Link to post Share on other sites
HoosierAlum 0 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 good stuff Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I'm censored speechless, just utterly speechlessisnt there something about this being the highest form of flattery?maybe except for the JFarrell comment Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 You forgot the much rumored restraining order that JFarrell had to take out on him for stalking him around the forum *lol* Link to post Share on other sites
highstackpoker 0 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 good joke...genuinely funny and original. Im still laughing my ass off Link to post Share on other sites
Red_foot_soldier 0 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 V. V. goodgave me a giggle Link to post Share on other sites
Downtown Parker 0 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 boisterous laugh.... slightly quelled..... still funny Link to post Share on other sites
skoal_dip 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 nodded in understanding... Link to post Share on other sites
tweeds07 0 Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 vomitted in excess. Link to post Share on other sites
desaparecidos 0 Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Slept nude next to a pirate..... Link to post Share on other sites
Drum Infected 0 Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 and it was great! Link to post Share on other sites
desaparecidos 0 Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 and it was great!Lmao awesome smiley Link to post Share on other sites
frankie 0 Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 hey how come ****ing wasnt censored out? Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 hey how come censored wasnt censored out?lol Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 hey how come censored wasnt censored out?cause I'm fucking special Link to post Share on other sites
frankie 0 Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 hey how come censored wasnt censored out?cause I'm censored special he did it again!!!!!!!!!! :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
hempy 0 Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 it aint fucking hard.... Link to post Share on other sites
MasterK 0 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 I'm censored speechless, just utterly speechlessyou should be, your a fucking dork, tool Link to post Share on other sites
emineric 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 i don't know the profiler or the profilee(or somethign like that), but what i do know is i enjoyed every word of it. i'll give you my play by play as i scrolled down the lengthy and in depth player review:curled eyebrow in curiositytilted head sideways in wondersnarled front lip in anticipationsmiledLOL'dboisterously LOL'd whilst simultaneously slapping knee with handsighed an "ah" when it was all said and donegood work, you should write up some more reviewsebert would give the review two thumbs up the butt, and i would concur Link to post Share on other sites
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