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If you stop by dunkin donuts and get two dozen glazed, youre a fvcking douchebag. Get a variety, some chocolate cake with pink icing, a long john, a raspberry bismark, a fritter - something. People are so inconsiderate.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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This is such a sickie thread conversation.

 

Sitting in the hotel wishing I could just head home rather than waiting on this freaking call. Unfortunately cell service is suspect going over the pass back to Cali or I'd just take the call from the road. Oh well, next Friday is bonus day so I'll just use that to convince myself it's worth it.

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I have four days off--went to the Flower Mart this morning and bought myself an orchid. I need to do a tremendous amount of laundry, grocery shop, etc.

 

I have dinner plans later this weekend (fried fish! Yes!).

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HR sent me a hope lily while I was in the hospital. My boss apologized to me and told me she told them "give him flowers that will be dead in a week. Don't send him a plant he'll have to care for". Which was nice of her, but since HR is literally the worst they disregarded that advice.

 

Apparently they're hardy plants, which is good, because I only remember to water it every few days.

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Flowers are stupid. They should send an iTunes gift card, now that will cheer you up.

 

Not doing anyting tomorrow, but driving to st louis on sunday and going to the cardinals game.

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I have to be at this meeting in 45 minutes and i can't get off the toilet. My gut is on fire, like i ate something wrong fire. Not your typical fire, a serious fire.

 

Im sweating in this bathroom like brvy at nightclub.

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My in laws have a big 4th of July party at their place. We will be smoking about 10 tri tips, half a dozen or so chickens....and a goat leg.

 

(My brother in law has become a live off the land hippy and he recently butchered a goat and swears it's the best meat ever.)

 

Everybody brings sides and lots and lots of adult beverages. Swimming in the lake, water games etc... It's always a smaller turn out when the party is on the 4th rather than the Saturday before or after so they're expecting 50 or so people I think.

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Geez I hope everything worked out OK for Essay.

 

I was five minutes late, but i didnt shit my pants. Meeting was fine, client is staying. I never doubted though, i do excpetional work.

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hey, the watch i ordered arrived today. put it on and i love it.

 

 

 

 

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thinking about heading out to the casino. undecided as of now, the 80 minute drive home from that meeting took it out of me.

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My god that watch is so cheese dickksh. That Lacoste logo on it is awful

 

 

Went to the Orlando outlets the other day after golfing 18 holes on a simulator at a golf bar type place. Picked up an orange check Polo button up, some real nice green Ralph Lauren shorts with whales on them and a sweet ass pink Polo swim trunks. Pics to follow, maybe.

 

Drank plenty of beers and swam today. Also made a real nice meatloaf, mashed potatoes and peas and corn. Maybe pics to follow. Maybe not.

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oh yeah, the guy buying green shorts with whales on them is in a position call my lacoste watch "cheese dickish."

 

pics are appreciated though. i'm jealous of the orlando outlets. i'd be hitting that every weekend.

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Fair point, but that watch is something a 13 year old wears to convince people he's a baller

 

I'm just a horse's ass. That's established.

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i'm not trying to, nor could i, convince anyone i'm anything. i just like the way it looks. ya horses ass.

 

i still need to eat dinner. i just can't find the motivation to do anything or make anything or go anywhere.

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I'm with Mexico on that watch. Also your fruit list was terrible, even though everyone was generally nice about it.

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