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[phil4981]

First Royal I have seen on Stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it wasn't even my hand :icon_cry:PokerStars Game #17865302390: Tournament #90612812, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/06/02 - 12:54:10 (ET)Table '90612812 20' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 1: ulkulk (1220 in chips) Seat 2: Soeren-ger (1490 in chips) Seat 3: phil4981 (2700 in chips) Seat 4: FEAR1973 (680 in chips) Seat 5: Jinny84 (1720 in chips) Seat 6: Trully1 (1650 in chips) Seat 7: NaitsirhC8 (1410 in chips) Seat 8: rekopstudent (1090 in chips) Seat 9: TheHague4Eve (1540 in chips) TheHague4Eve: posts small blind 15ulkulk: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to phil4981 [5c 7h]Soeren-ger: calls 30phil4981: folds FEAR1973: folds Jinny84: folds Trully1: calls 30NaitsirhC8: folds rekopstudent: calls 30TheHague4Eve: calls 15ulkulk: raises 90 to 120Soeren-ger: calls 90Trully1: folds rekopstudent: calls 90TheHague4Eve: calls 90*** FLOP *** [4c Td Qd]TheHague4Eve: bets 1420 and is all-inulkulk: calls 1100 and is all-inSoeren-ger: folds rekopstudent: folds Uncalled bet (320) returned to TheHague4Eve*** TURN *** [4c Td Qd] [2s]*** RIVER *** [4c Td Qd 2s] [Ad]*** SHOW DOWN ***TheHague4Eve: shows [Kh Jh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)ulkulk: shows [Kd Jd] (a Royal Flush)ulkulk collected 2710 from potphil4981 said, "NICE"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2710 | Rake 0 Board [4c Td Qd 2s Ad]Seat 1: ulkulk (big blind) showed [Kd Jd] and won (2710) with a Royal FlushSeat 2: Soeren-ger folded on the FlopSeat 3: phil4981 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: FEAR1973 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Jinny84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Trully1 folded before FlopSeat 7: NaitsirhC8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: rekopstudent (button) folded on the FlopSeat 9: TheHague4Eve (small blind) showed [Kh Jh] and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace

[donk4life]

Oh.

[savagerebel]

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[theabyss]

Royale flush...........................with CHEESE

[BeaverStyle]

I've seen 5 royal flushes on Pokerstars.[x] winnar

[chgocubs99]

My plan for the day:1) Shower2) Move clothes from washer to dryer3) Straighten up house4) Get car washed5) Get lunch (probably Subway)6) Stop at Village Hall to pay water bill7) Get fitted for Tuxedo for wedding I am standing up in later this month8) Send in reply for said wedding9) Mow lawn10) Annoy you all by hanging out on here for awhile, perhaps while playing online11) Go pick up buddy and head to softball game12) SleepOver/under on how much of this I actually do is set at 9.5...I'm taking the over since 1, 2, 5, 10, 11, and 12 are locks. So I just have to do 3 of the other 7. I'm nearly certain I'll do 4 and 7 also, and probably 9. That makes 9. so then I either have to straighten up the house, pay the water bill, or send in the reply to the wedding. The under is looking tempting now actually, we'll see.

[savagerebel]

BeaverStyle, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 12:05 PM, said:

I've seen 5 royal flushes on Pokerstars.[x] winnar

rigged

[donk4life]

chgocubs99, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 12:05 PM, said:

My plan for the day:1) Masturbate, then Shower2) Move clothes from washer to dryer3) Straighten up house4) Get car washed5) Masturbate, then Get lunch (probably Subway)6) Stop at Village Hall to pay water bill7) Get fitted for Tuxedo for wedding I am standing up in later this month8) Send in reply for said wedding9) Mow lawn10) Annoy you all by hanging out on here for awhile, perhaps while playing online11) Go pick up buddy and head to softball game12) Masturbate, then sleepOver/under on how much of this I actually do is set at 9.5...I'm taking the over since 1, 2, 5, 10, 11, and 12 are locks. So I just have to do 3 of the other 7. I'm nearly certain I'll do 4 and 7 also, and probably 9. That makes 9. so then I either have to straighten up the house, get car washed, or send in the reply to the wedding. The under is looking tempting now actually, we'll see.

FYP

[chgocubs99]

1) Shower2) Move clothes from washer to dryer3) Straighten up house4) Get car washed5) Get lunch (probably Subway)6) Stop at Village Hall to pay water bill7) Get fitted for Tuxedo for wedding I am standing up in later this month8) Send in reply for said wedding9) Mow lawn10) Annoy you all by hanging out on here for awhile, perhaps while playing online11) Go pick up buddy and head to softball game12) Sleep

[Gallo]

chgocubs99, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 12:19 PM, said:

1) Shower2) Move clothes from washer to dryer3) Straighten up house4) Get car washed5) Get lunch (probably Subway)6) Stop at Village Hall to pay water bill7) Get fitted for Tuxedo for wedding I am standing up in later this month8) Send in reply for said wedding9) Mow lawn10) Annoy you all by hanging out on here for awhile, perhaps while playing online11) Go pick up buddy and head to softball game12) Sleep

Still haven't showered huh? You stinky bastard.So do you use soap or body wash? What kind of shampoo?Yeah, it sounds kinda gay, but whatever. lol

[Lucoo_]

BeaverStyle, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 9:05 AM, said:

I've seen 5 royal flushes on Pokerstars.[x] winnar

I have HAD 8 royal flushes on pokerstars [x] winnar + 1

[chgocubs99]

1) Shower2) Move clothes from washer to dryer3) Straighten up house4) Get car washed5) Get lunch (probably Subway)6) Stop at Village Hall to pay water bill7) Get fitted for Tuxedo for wedding I am standing up in later this month8) Send in reply for said wedding9) Mow lawn10) Annoy you all by hanging out on here for awhile, perhaps while playing online11) Go pick up buddy and head to softball game12) Sleep

Gallo, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 12:31 PM, said:

Still haven't showered huh? You stinky bastard.So do you use soap or body wash? What kind of shampoo?Yeah, it sounds kinda gay, but whatever. lol

Soap...and hold on, let me check the shampoo.....looks like Suave 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. Just picked one off the shelf at Target last time I was there. Thanks for reminding me too, when I am at the store I need to pick up some more soap.

[donk4life]

Lucoo_, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 12:32 PM, said:

I have HAD 8 royal flushes on pokerstars [x] winnar + 1

I have a had a royal flush WHILE watching porn./thread

[NoSup4U]

chgocubs posts in this thread are cracking me up to no end for some reason.Mark

[Poker Addict]

chgocubs99, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 10:33 AM, said:

1) Shower2) Move clothes from washer to dryer3) Straighten up house4) Get car washed5) Get lunch (probably Subway)6) Stop at Village Hall to pay water bill7) Get fitted for Tuxedo for wedding I am standing up in later this month8) Send in reply for said wedding9) Mow lawn10) Annoy you all by hanging out on here for awhile, perhaps while playing online11) Go pick up buddy and head to softball game12) SleepSoap...and hold on, let me check the shampoo.....looks like Suave 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. Just picked one off the shelf at Target last time I was there. Thanks for reminding me too, when I am at the store I need to pick up some more soap.

It's what? 12:30 and all you have done is moved your clothes from one machine to another and showered?I am liking the under on your O/U very much right now.

[chgocubs99]

Poker Addict, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 12:41 PM, said:

It's what? 12:30 and all you have done is moved your clothes from one machine to another and showered?I am liking the under on your O/U very much right now.

Yea I know, and now I'm sitting here doing #10 and skipping all the steps in between. Luckily I'm starving or I probably wouldn't do anything till the softball game, but wanting food will get me out of the house now. Later!

[donk4life]

chgocubs99, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 12:43 PM, said:

Yea I know, and now I'm sitting here doing #10 and skipping all the steps in between. Luckily I'm starving or I probably wouldn't do anything till the softball game, but wanting food will get me out of the house now. Later!

5 dollar footlong FTW

[Jariso13]

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[Gallo]

chgocubs99, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 12:33 PM, said:

1) Shower2) Move clothes from washer to dryer3) Straighten up house4) Get car washed5) Get lunch (probably Subway)6) Stop at Village Hall to pay water bill7) Get fitted for Tuxedo for wedding I am standing up in later this month8) Send in reply for said wedding9) Mow lawn10) Annoy you all by hanging out on here for awhile, perhaps while playing online11) Go pick up buddy and head to softball game12) SleepSoap...and hold on, let me check the shampoo.....looks like Suave 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. Just picked one off the shelf at Target last time I was there. Thanks for reminding me too, when I am at the store I need to pick up some more soap.

Ok, the ones in bold I really don't see you doing those. If you didn't do some of these over the weekend, then you definitely are not doing them today.On washing your car, it depends if you wash it by hand or if you take it to a car wash. If by hand, then yeah, that ain't gonna happen.

[Elo and AG]

Gallo, on Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 1:59 PM, said:

Ok, the ones in bold I really don't see you doing those. If you didn't do some of these over the weekend, then you definitely are not doing them today.On washing your car, it depends if you wash it by hand or if you take it to a car wash. If by hand, then yeah, that ain't gonna happen.

LOL, I'm with you on this one Gallo...... It's a good thing to have a check list, but you have to respect it man