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My opinion on Homeland season 1 is so skewed by their decision not to kill Brody and foist those shit bag seasons 2 and 3 on us, that it's hard for me to view season 1 objectively.

 

This is a fair criticism. Water cooler talk is that the show finally got back on track last year, somehow, but once Claire Danes started banging a 15 year old source, I had to get out.

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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

lol he wasn't 15, he was a college student, but yeah. I haven't watched this past season and honestly, I'm not that jazz'd to. I think it really went off the rails, and it often has loose ends that it never goes back and ever addresses, ideas they were setting up and then just jettison. Like, scene for scene it can be compelling, but I don't think the writers are good at macro plot elements. Comparing it to the masterfully complex writing of Westworld, there's no comparison for me. I'm with Essay on my estimation of that show, I think it has a GOAT ceiling if it can keep pulling off, what it did in season 1

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I haven't, but it won't matter. Nothing will save you here.

 

Well, I don't want to advocate watching Americans, because I think it's super overrated and stuck in the mud now, but trust me, it was a great point.

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Essay's Top Ten Mel Gibson Films

 

1. The Patriot

2. Braveheart

3. Maverick

4. Lethal Weapon

5. Lethal Weapon 2

6. Mad Max

7. Ransom

8. Conspiracy Theory

9. We Were Soldiers

10. Signs

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Essay's Top Ten Mel Gibson Films

 

1. The Patriot

2. Braveheart

3. Maverick

4. Lethal Weapon

5. Lethal Weapon 2

6. Mad Max

7. Ransom

8. Conspiracy Theory

9. We Were Soldiers

10. Signs

 

My first instinct was to say " What a another terrible list, Essay missed so many great movies" But then I thought about it for a second, and then thought " wait, what movies?" Then I checked Mel's IMDB, and sure enough, Mel's been in almost no good movies. I was stunned. So I stand corrected, I apologize Essay, it's a fine list.

 

That rabbit hole did lead me down to the information that there's going to be a Passion of the Christ sequel, which will apparently have some weird catholic shit of the "harrowing hell', where jesus goes to hell during the 3 dead days and frees the "righteous dead" like Aristotle or some shit. I'd never heard of this, as I'm not a Catholic but it sounds bat shit crazy, and hopefully has more of that evil devil baby from the first one. I'm excited

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Essay's Top Ten Tom Cruise Films (where Tom was the Star [Magnolia is the best film he's ever been in, but does not qualify here])

 

1. Collateral

2. The Last Samurai

3. Eyes Wide Shut

4. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

5. The Color of Money

6. The Firm

7. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

8. Minority Report

9. Oblivion

10. Jack Reacher

 

after the preview for MI: FALLOUT, this list will obviously have a new contender for number 1.

 

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Well, I don't want to advocate watching Americans, because I think it's super overrated and stuck in the mud now, but trust me, it was a great point.

 

the only reason i stuck with the americans as long as i did

 

 

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Yeah, they make sure of one gratuitous Keri ass scene per season. A real selling point.

 

This final season should be pretty good, though. Hopefully none of the useless posturing of last year.

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Essay's Top Ten Mel Gibson Films

 

1. The Patriot

2. Braveheart

3. Maverick

4. Lethal Weapon

5. Lethal Weapon 2

6. Mad Max

7. Ransom

8. Conspiracy Theory

9. We Were Soldiers

10. Signs

 

Braveheart, Maverick, Ransom, Conspiracy Theory, and Signs are all great movies, and to say they aren't good is just BigD trolling.

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Braveheart should be 1

 

Signs is trash but i’m not researching it’s replacement. I’ll go with a Lethal Weapon movie

 

Maverick is sneaky good, in a fun way

 

 

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Essay's Top Ten Denzel Washington Movies

 

1. Training Day

2. Man on Fire

3. The Book of Eli

4. Crimson Tide

5. Remember the Titans

6. John Q

7. The Siege

8. Courage Under Fire

9. Unstoppable

10. Glory

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Respectfully:

 

Crimson Tide has to be 2 or 3.

 

I’ll allow that Training Day was a Denzel vehicle and possible #1, even though it was over the top, but Crimson Tide is a top 10 movie of all time, for me. The acting is just so good, subtle, and the tension, the looks. It’s just a brilliantly done movie

 

And I LOVE Man on Fire, but it’s also heavy handed.

 

 

Glad to see Glory made the list

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I didn't make any commentary, I was just expressing surprise. I know you like historical drama's, and Washington's performance was nominated for an Oscar, and I know you follow oscar nominated movies closely. Geez, seems like an overreaction to me, buddy.

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