hank213 1,823 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 i would argue, strenuously if necessary, that ZESTA Saltines are the best saltines on the market. Finally hit one on the first take. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 It was bound to happen and one night it did. But a Zesta saltine with a sharp cheddar cube is heaven on earth. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 See, I like a nice, fancy butter cracker for my cheese taste. like a Ritz Cracker, but more expensive. Saltines are good on their own, or in a soup, but not my go-to cheese cracker. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 See, I like a nice, fancy butter cracker for my cheese taste. like a Ritz Cracker, but more expensive. Saltines are good on their own, or in a soup, but not my go-to cheese cracker. There's an important nuance here, he said best saltine, not best cracker. That's what kept him safe on this one. Me? I like a nice onion flavor Toasted. Maybe a club if I'm looking to play it safe. Chicken biscuit if I wanna go all whiskey tango. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 There's an important nuance here, he said best saltine, not best cracker. That's what kept him safe on this one. I wasn't quibbling with his brand choice of Saltine. Zesta is a fine choice. I'm just saying he needs to slow it down a bit, if he's going to start using it as a vehicle for cheese. Knowing Essay, he probably gets Kraft cheddar so he could slather that trash on dorito with chezwhiz on top for all I care. But if it's actually good cheddar, I think a saltine is a poor delivery choice. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 i won't be shamed for the crackers i prefer or the quality of my cheese cubes. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Too late. Also, I do have a soft spot for Chicken and a Biscuit, as I mowed down on that shit when I was a kid. But, they are objectively disgusting. These days, I don't like any cracker or chip that leaves a stain on your fingers. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 I'm not a cheese snob for sure. A simple sharp cheddar is all I need. I'm pretty sure it is kraft brand cubes though. But they do it right. I've never had chicken biscuit or whatever, but my grandmother loved vegetable thins and I enjoyed those as a kid. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Uncle Hanky did send me a PM and I couldn't stop thinking about it so I got caught up and read the PM and it was just telling me what I already knew. Kim has a nice tush. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Kim does have a nice body Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Some friends coming into town tomorrow for a poker tourney. I sold 50% of my entry as it's a little out of my comfortable range. Haven't played tourneys forever but figure I can luckbox as good as anybody. Also playing golf on saturday which should be interesting. Haven't played that forever either. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I haven't played poker outside of a family setting in probably three years. I remember, as a college kid, being annoyed at how careless the random 3/6 people were, like it took some unattainable life situation to do that. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Uncle Hanky did send me a PM and I couldn't stop thinking about it so I got caught up and read the PM and it was just telling me what I already knew. Kim has a nice tush. Never let it be said that I don't know how to motivate my people. COO is all but mine. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I had a tough time believing you haven't recently been on the dance floor at a wedding. So often there's too many dicks on the dance floor, Colby. Too many dicks. I feel like my reference didn't get the proper appreciation. At weddings it's now almost a given that you will hear "Single Ladies" by Mrs. Knowles-Z during the bouquet toss. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I am getting a massage this Saturday, my first, for 90 minutes. That should be exciting. Your first massage ever? How is such a thing possible? If I ever end up super rich somehow, I'm pretty sure my luxury spending would mostly be weekly massages. I've had a Massage Envy membership for maybe 1.5 years (and get one monthly), so I've already indulged more than I probably should considering my current budget. I will say that 90 minutes is a wise choice...60 mins is just way too short - especially when they tend to cheat you out of like 5-10mins. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Just got some good news...the other roommate (currently it's the owner, his girlfriend, me, and another roommate) is moving out and it's basically a guarantee they won't find a new roommate. So that means no more shared bathroom for me. ANNNDDD he had the basement bedroom and living room area basically to himself so I will be moving down there. It's also like 10 degree's colder downstairs which will be very much appreciated. First Kim's butt and now this! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Everything's coming up naplar! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 i'm sending you a box of saltines in celebration! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 May as well send him some tasteless cubes of processed fat along with them. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Out of the tourney. Just sort of hung around and then got unlucky at the end. I will not be buying back in tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Out of the tourney. Just sort of hung around and then got unlucky at the end. I will not be buying back in tomorrow. What was the buy in? Will your rent go up? Why won't they find another roomie? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Buyin was $275 but I sold 50% to some friends. But I also made $175 playing blackjack waiting for the tourney to start and then another $150 playing while waiting for my buddy to either bust or advance to day 2 (he advanced but he's pretty short stacked. It'd be nice if he made a run though because I've got 5% of him). My rent shouldn't go up because it hasn't changed for years and for the last year or so it was just the three of them so I assume we'll just keep that status quo. It was a bit crowded with the four of us plus a dog and two cats. Plus, were all fairly well compensated adults, he's not doing this to get rich, just help pay his mortgage a little quicker. But even if rent goes up a little it's still a good deal and worth it. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 You should have sold 150% producers-style, and then proceed to win the tournament 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 When you pop in a DVD, say Hot Tub Time Machine, and it gives you the prompt to choose between the theatrical version and the unrated version, who in their right mind would choose theatrical over unrated? I'd go so far as to say anyone choosing Theatrical over unrated should be sterilized. We cannot have that type of person infecting future generations. On a related note, I'm eagerly anticipating Hot Tub Time Machine 3, should if ever happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Welp, lost the $325 I won last night and $275 on top of it. Poker is dumb. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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