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I heard they can explode if you don't use them correctly.

 

 

Dual purpose then, fantastic!

 

 

It's Friday Biotches.Thank bejesus. I've been in a negative, bitter mood all week. Primarily centered around work and the endless BS that goes on here, from the no promotion thing to rolling out policies and new products without thinking them through all the way and then the shit lands on us when they blow up. The last two f'uck ups are going to hit me right in the wallet since they negatively affected our controllable expenses.

 

So yeah, it's Friday biotches!

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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The wife wants to eliminate diet soda, so this should be fun. I will support her and not havr any as well. Its noon on the first day and I'm jonesing. Last can was 3pm yesterday.

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Day two of work retreat. Black and white leopard print top, ttttiiiggghhtttt jeans, lapis ring, Art Deco ring, purple sparkly bracelet.

 

As part of the bonding, a donor has arranged for us to tour David Hockney's gallery.

 

 

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Awesome hair, light gray long sleeve Henley with the sleeves rolled up, cream faced watch with leather strap, rubber bands on same wrist, brown leather belt, dark blue slimish Levi 501's, blue/white/gray Jordan 1's

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Oh, right, I'm getting the job. No word on comp yet though. I'd imagine it'll be around a 10-15% raise.

 

Soooo awesome. Proud of you, buddy.

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I just feel like the whole is less than the parts.

 

Also, this old fvck at work is always calling his wife, "my bride."

 

Like he will say, "my bride has been away for a few weeks visiting our first grand baby."

 

Or "my bride hasn't driven the new car yet but I know her and my bride won't like the rattling noise."

 

 

SHUT THE FVCK UP OLD MAN.

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link him to the birthday thread.

 

This was awesome Hank.

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I never eat breakfast. Ever. However I do eat cereal fairly often. Probably a couple times a month.

 

My favorite by FAR is Crackli' Oat Bran. Super good. It's like amazing granola bars in the shape of huge square O's.

 

The winner of the set of knives is Peanut Butter Cap'N Crunch.

 

 

Honorable Mention: grape nuts

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Napa, those pics don't plead your case. You're a professional and those guys look like they are dressing for comfort, not for style.

 

 

Don't get me wrong, the outfit is fine for running to the store, airline travel or a few beers at the local dive but it certainly isn't anything fashionable or noteworthy

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The rubber bands are literal rubber bands that ended up on my wrist because I took them off some papers that I ended up holding back together with binder clips. Not a fashion choice. Just me being ADD. You're so very wrong about the watch, as well.

 

And not professional? It's Friday in a casual workplace and it's cold today. I would look out of place as shit if I dressed slacks, shirt, and tie. Or even just slacks and a shirt.

 

I'm not going for high fashion here or making a statement. It's a well put together casual outit which is all I'm going for. Non-offensive but put together.

 

The shoes I won't try to defend though because not everybody has the swag to pull them off and would never wear them. I do, of course.

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God I hate the word swag and people who use it without irony.

 

 

Swag is an attitude, the ability to get people to be attracted to you and your presence, not some shitty shoes you saw Kanye wear so you bought them on Amazon

 

 

Put on a collar, then pop it

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That was an ironic use, Ronald.

 

I can't just like Jordan's because I like crazy high top shoes? Is that why I wear leather drop crutch pants and skirts with tunics, also?

 

I would think somebody who has an entire wardrobe dedicated to blaze orange would understand liking awful shoes.

 

Edit: And I bought these shoes from flightclub. Amazon don't carry sneaks this rare, homie.

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That was an ironic use, Ronald.

 

I can't just like Jordan's because I like crazy high top shoes? Is that why I wear leather drop crutch pants and skirts with tunics, also?

 

I would think somebody who has an entire wardrobe dedicated to blaze orange would understand liking awful shoes.

 

Edit: And I bought these shoes from flightclub. Amazon don't carry sneaks this rare, homie.

 

I wish you wore leather pants. That would be awesome.

 

I only have a few orange shirts and two pairs of sneakers with orange in them, and orange boat shoes. Damn you. But I do take your point. I like loud colors. I wear them for no other reason than I like them. That's always been my style. I've never once worn anything hoping that someone else would think its cool. Well, that's not true. Sometimes I expect morons to comment when I wear my pink stuff. Can't wait to drop a few to get into my nice, pink Polo shorts. They are sweet.

 

That's what I wear out to the bars.

 

Now that makes sense.

 

Dress in what makes you happy.

 

I suppose my dog in this fight was you thinking it was super hip and cool. On second thought, I don't even know what that means. If you feel good, then boom, that's all that counts

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Don't get me wrong, I think I look good today, but I don't think it's particularly interesting or anything, save for maybe the shoes. Just a well put together casual outfit.

 

But I am having a weird day because sports twitter is making out Stephen A to be literally worse than Hitler today and I don't think the gist of what he was saying is all that wrong so maybe my internal compass is all out of wack?

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I guess I've always wanted my clothes to not draw attention to me because I'm so hideously ugly, but also be fashionable in a classic way. Hence my awesome Daniel Wellington watch and my vintage slim ties.

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