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So...

Pretty sure I could manage. Although, dump in enough hot sauce and it could be promising.

I was pleasantly surprised by how good that was. Hello.

I think that's what girls say when they're being flirty and like that you're sort of stalking them. I think.

Tomato potato.

Oh wait, he t-boned the guy in front of him. Bet that doesn't happen too often.

So move. Oh beans. I hope you didn't hurt anyone, if only because I feel like there's someone around here who hates drunk driving and will have an "I told you so" waiting. Although maybe it was LG, in which case you're off the hook. How did you t-bone someone coming around a corner? Do you mean that you came around the corner and crossed over another street?

I don't really understand what's happening tonight. Is he breaking up with her, although I guess they're not even dating, or is he officially asking her out, although maybe they sort of are already dating.

Napa, learn to have fun around your parents. It makes life easier. Close enough. I'm nodding in approval.

Start sending her 8am emails every single Friday reminding her that you'll be sending the invoices over by 2. I don't do human medical stories.

True, but there's probably a better chance of saving the mood when going before. And zero chance of an unfortunate accident. I went to school with him. He was always breakdancing in the hallways.

I've had to interrupt for that reason. I think the only worse mood killer would be actually shitting in the bed. Heh. To both.

Really?

Let's say a woman is very...excited, to have sex. With you, immediately. But you have the runs, and you feel a bout a'coming. If you have sex, it could explode, but if you pause for a poo break it will almost definitely ruin her very optimal mood.Using percentage chance of shitting yourself mid-coitus, how much of a chance would you take to immediately engage in the sexo? I think that more than 15% is pushing it.

I have 2.5 weeks of beard growth. It looks glorious, if I may say so myself.