Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Roommate and I are playing beer pong while the dog openly judges us. Happy New Year! Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 well I'm off. happy new years to all you motherbleepers. even you tilty. Uh, thanks. I think. Huge fail. Roads are terrible, I nearly hit three people and barely made it home after dropping lady off. She got picked up by someone with a better car and they got me. Terrible decision not to stay in. Wait, what happened? You picked up the lady....then dropped her off after narrowly missing 3 people...she got picked up from where with a better car and they got...what?? So confused. Happy New Years!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Roommate and I are playing beer pong while the dog openly judges us. Happy New Year! Our dog, Mulligan, will actively get up and leave the room when we start to fck. It's actually funny. She sits outside the room, facing away from the door. When we finish, she comes back in and is a jizz hound. Searches it out. Weirdest thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Who's ready for bed? This guy. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 yeah I'm confused as to what suited did too. very hungover. did make out with some not so attractive girl at the bar though. all her friends were black, so there's that. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 so when i left last night it was snowing again and this time the snow was sticking and the roads were very bad. i barely made it to her place and after i got her i couldn't make it up her hill, so i had to reverse and turn and around and go down a different hill. i lost control and slid out into the intersection, narrowly missing a car. after this she suggested we not go. fine by me. she calls and says we're not coming. they say they will come get us. so now i have to get her back to her place so she can be picked up because she had lied and said i never made it over and that is why we weren't coming. so i circle around and find a a level street to get back to her place. drop her off, but again i had to go down that hill. i thought i had it this time, but i slid out into the intersection again, this time slower than before but still narrowly missing another car. I'm facing the wrong direction so i have to quickly get right and continue on. which i did. i circle over to main street where the roads are clearer and make it back to my place. but that took so long that lady and friend with better snow car were already there waiting for me. i didn't even want to go at that point, but i did anyways. the night itself was pretty boring. nothing to really report. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 did you kiss her face? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 fuck her face, did you kiss her hooha? fuck her hooha too! Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Yeah, essay, that sounds awful. I can't even begin to explain how much I don't miss the snow. Especially if you don't have a car that does well in it. Since you ended up with a DD did you get your drunk on at least? Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Does your car have 20 horse power, why are hills a problem? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I doubt hp is the problem, if there's snow its traction that's causing the issue and hp is just making it worse. he wants snow tires, not nitrous! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 He lives his life a quarter mile full of snow at a time. Mottos for the new year: Be better than yesterday. Feeling hungry feels better than feeling fat Nothing tastes as good as thin feels. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Does your car have 20 horse power, why are hills a problem? Heh. Spoken like a man that's never lived where it snows. Didn't do much last night. Watched a movie, ate too much good stuff and hit the sack. My in laws are really cool and I get along great with them but I'll be ready for them to go tomorrow. Only because my wife has this thing about having el sexo time if they're under the same roof, so whenever they visit I get cut off. Did get a bj the other night which was nice but ready for the real deal. I mean it's been a week for crying out loud! Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I have lived where it snows, but Ive never heard of hills being an issue. Unless you are talking about driving on black ice. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Racist 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I have lived where it snows, but Ive never heard of hills being an issue. Unless you are talking about driving on black ice. Do you think he's just making it up? My drive to work is on a hilly street and if it snows bad I try to take a longer flatter route because it is usually full of cars not being able to make it up the hills. Doesn't even have to be icy, just not plowed with a few inches of snow on it and it's awful. It's 10x worse when there's ice because you'll even have trucks getting stuck after having to stop to avoid hitting cars that can't make it up. The city even puts out barrels of sand on the route on some of the bigger hills so people can get traction if need be. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 just cause you're hungry doesn't mean that you're lean I have lived where it snows, but Ive never heard of hills being an issue. Unless you are talking about driving on black ice. did you just have chains, or what? how expensive were your chains? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Huh? Of course it doesn't, it just means I won't be indulging or satisfying my every hunger. Sheesh. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 don't worry strat I got it I'm confused as to what ocho is confused about with the snow and hills thing. must be all that rap music rotting his brain. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 just a clever line from a song, that's all. I got all the way up to 171 over christmas, already back down to 165. I have been baffled with the wild fluctuations ever since I started stepping on the scale more often. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 one way or another, that ****** owns some chains, I just know it Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 so when i left last night it was snowing again and this time the snow was sticking and the roads were very bad. i barely made it to her place and after i got her i couldn't make it up her hill, so i had to reverse and turn and around and go down a different hill. i lost control and slid out into the intersection, narrowly missing a car. after this she suggested we not go. fine by me. she calls and says we're not coming. they say they will come get us. so now i have to get her back to her place so she can be picked up because she had lied and said i never made it over and that is why we weren't coming. so i circle around and find a a level street to get back to her place. drop her off, but again i had to go down that hill. i thought i had it this time, but i slid out into the intersection again, this time slower than before but still narrowly missing another car. I'm facing the wrong direction so i have to quickly get right and continue on. which i did. i circle over to main street where the roads are clearer and make it back to my place. but that took so long that lady and friend with better snow car were already there waiting for me. i didn't even want to go at that point, but i did anyways. the night itself was pretty boring. nothing to really report. haha.. You're a terrible driver. All those other people talking about terrible drivers are talking about you, just so you know. Also, you have absolutely no chance with this girl due completely to your inability to drive. Women need to feel safe dude. It's so fun to say that to people that say they can't get somewhere because it's snowing. "Oh, you can't make it. No problem, I'll come get you with my rear wheel drive caprice." ps. Rear wheel drive cars can't drive for shit in the snow. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Does your car have 20 horse power, why are hills a problem? I doubt hp is the problem, if there's snow its traction that's causing the issue and hp is just making it worse. he wants snow tires, not nitrous! haha. I liked both of these posts for different reasons. I have lived where it snows, but Ive never heard of hills being an issue. Unless you are talking about driving on black ice. Hills and braking are really the only problems with snow driving. It doesn't matter what tires you have, and it doesn't matter if you have 4-wheel drive... if you can't stop you're in trouble. I would estimate that 95% of the accidents that happen in the winter are caused by improper braking in the snow. The other 5% is because of hills.* * = percentage is a scientific breakdown of actual data. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I CAN DRIVE REALLY FAST THROUGH THE SNOW WITHOUT SLIDING AFTER DRINKING 5 LONG ISLAND ICE TEAS WHILE REJECTING ROAD HEAD FROM MY WIFE!!! 4 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 first time I ever drove on the snow, I did a doughnut in the middle of what was generally a very busy road because someone decided to turn without signaling. I immediately blamed the guy, but really, I was driving too fast / following too closely to be able to react to it. so it turns out I was the retard, and now I get really mad when I see people doing this behind me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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