FCP Bob 1,312 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 So the Mayor of my fine city Toronto has admitted to smoking crack but he doesn't really remember details since it was "In One Of My Drunken Stupors". So what have you done in in one of your drunken stupors. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 During my first year of University before going to watch a football game we went to one of the residences and I had far too much to drink. On the way to the game for some reason I took a run at one of my friends and tried to drop kick him. I ended up about 3 feet short of hitting him and landed hard on my tail bone. I didn't feel anything at the time but I couldn't walk the next morning and probably for a few days afterwards. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 i peed on this guys car one time. right on the driver's side door handle. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 We don't have the bandwidth to cover my stupidity. Driving my pickup truck while drunk (yeah, I know. Don't worry, I eventually paid the proper price for it) and dropping a girl off at her apt, my buddy pulled the ole "can I use your bathroom?" trick to get upstairs. She obliges, they play a little makeout, I decide to turn the truck around so I'd be facing the exit. I put it in reverse, don't see a 3 ft high pole coming out of the ground, slam into it, it jerks my head back and causes my head to slam into and shatter the back window. It probably concusses me. My buddy comes out, I act like nothing happened. He notices the broken back window. The next day, I run my fingers through my hair and slice my finger open on the piece of glass that's still stuck in my head. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 alcohol really is the best. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Bought a pair of jeans off the rack. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 i threw a bottle at bieber during a concert. see proof below. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 set a house on fire Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 i peed on this guys car one time. right on the driver's side door handle. One time? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 well only once on that guys car. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 That's more like it. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I've never peed on anyone's car. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 I've peed on a lot of cars. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 of course you have, because you know how to have a good time. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 smoked crack Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 used to be we'd think you were making one of your humorous jokey jokes. now we know you're slipping into a life of drugs and whores and self destruction. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Yeah, sounds awful. Poor guy Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 my penis is so tired :( Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Got a blow job from what looked to be the twin of the fat chick from The Practice... Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 my penis is so tired :( You're doing the coke wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
Governator 54 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2hN8y9vD2k 1 Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2hN8y9vD2k oh shit! Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 oh shit! Basically the first time something like this has legitimately disturbed me. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 masturbated Link to post Share on other sites
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