What the fuck is with people overusing exclamation points? It's super infuriating when I see a goddamn exclamation point after every single motherfucking sentence. Everything you do doesnt deserve to be punctuated with an exclamation. Stop it. Now. Please.Thanks for reading!!
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Overuse Of Exclamation Points
Started by SuitedAces21, Feb 16 2011 11:24 PM
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Posted 16 February 2011 - 11:24 PM
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 12:10 AM
How else, do you propose, one might express an exclamatory sentiment? I mean, I agree there are better ways. Written language is still stuck in the 9th Century. On this medium, there are all manner of ways we could better express ourselves, without being forced to comply with outdated devices of punctuation. Pictures come to mind.The following punctuation marks shall be replaced with the following pictures.The period shall be replaced by Hordak:
The comma, with this picturesque covered bridge.
Ellipses, with this picture of a slightly spacey Ronald Reagan
The question mark is outdated. Now, we're using this.
And the exclamation point can be forever rendered into the dustbin of arcane literary devices in favor of this, more textural and expressive image. 
The comma, with this picturesque covered bridge.Ellipses, with this picture of a slightly spacey Ronald ReaganThe question mark is outdated. Now, we're using this.And the exclamation point can be forever rendered into the dustbin of arcane literary devices in favor of this, more textural and expressive image.
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 05:13 AM
And the save goes to scram.
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 05:38 AM
speedz99, on Thursday, February 17th, 2011, 8:13 AM, said:
And the save goes to scram
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 07:40 AM
In before BigD's alternate version with Jay Z pics.Alternate or alternative?
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 07:50 AM
SlapStick, on Thursday, February 17th, 2011, 9:40 AM, said:
In before BigD's alternate version with Jay Z pics.Alternate or alternative?
dude
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crush their dreams like aluminum cans.
then take them in for recycling.
5 cents a dream, man.
railing 101 video
crush their dreams like aluminum cans.
then take them in for recycling.
5 cents a dream, man.
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 04:32 PM
AmScray, on Thursday, February 17th, 2011, 2:10 AM, said:
snip
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 04:36 PM
lol whatever honey
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 04:41 PM
god damn that's beautiful donk, just damn fine work
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 06:34 PM
Wait til you see the picture I found to replace the colon.
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 07:16 PM
hblask, on Thursday, February 17th, 2011, 6:34 PM, said:
Wait til you see the picture I found to replace the colon.
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mrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:
Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 08:40 PM
ShakeZuma, on Thursday, February 17th, 2011, 4:41 PM, said:
god damn that's beautiful donk, just damn fine work
there were no special effects, no special effects.
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 08:52 PM
i have nowhere to post this, i literally just stumbled across this, laughed.
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 09:04 PM
This thread got shockingly good
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 09:12 PM
stop derailing my thread assholes!!
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 11:19 PM
i! Think! you! have ! a ! problem! bro! i !think! you! should! serioulsly! talk! to! someone!. but! seriously!.!.!.!.i! just! talked! to! this! one! woman!...and! she! explained! that! every! exclamation! point! makes! people! happeier! every! time! they! see! it!
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Posted 18 February 2011 - 12:31 AM
SuitedAces21, on Thursday, February 17th, 2011, 9:12 PM, said:
stop derailing my thread assholes!!
.Fact is this thread was an abortion from the start All you're seeing here is making use of an otherwise useless post
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Posted 18 February 2011 - 01:14 AM
A poem.I exclaim! or I'm really not yelling at you sweetheart:I'll fuck your every holeYour every hole I'll fuck!I'll fuck them eachUntil they gapeEnough to fit a truckI'll fuck each hole raw-dogI'll fuck them till I bleed!I'll fuck your eyesI'll fuck earsAnd that designed to breedI'll drive at them, no regardThe damage that I do!Friction foremostI'm circumcisedNo skin relief for youI'll pound your ass and noseDown to your very pores!I'll find a wayMicro as fuckTo turn your cells to whoresPiston-like, piston-likeI'll fuck your holes to death!I'll drill your throatTo its moist endStealing from you your breathI'll fuck your... fuck your... fuck!I'll fuck your every hole!Even describedIntangibleI'd even fuck your soul
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Posted 18 February 2011 - 02:09 AM
SlapStick, on Thursday, February 17th, 2011, 9:40 AM, said:
In before BigD's alternate version with Jay Z pics.Alternate or alternative?
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Posted 18 February 2011 - 08:42 AM
MaxStPolish, on Thursday, February 17th, 2011, 8:52 PM, said:
i have nowhere to post this, i literally just stumbled across this, laughed.
Spademan, on Friday, February 18th, 2011, 1:14 AM, said:
A poem.I exclaim! or I'm really not yelling at you sweetheart:
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
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