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[speedz99]

Wang, please find and watch tonight's Family Guy epidose. I don't really like the show very much anymore, but I happened to watch it since I'm stuck in bed with nothing better to do, and there's a situation that strongly reminds me of something in your life. Specifically, Brian has a conversation that I hope you're working your way towards...

[Tactical Bear]

QUESTION:For Lady Grey, and Strat,When Mojito moves her black ass back to Britain, what's going to happen to you guys, relationship-wise?

[Tactical Bear]

My roommate just left down, on an impromptu, open-ended roadtrip with our "friend" Billy. KissyFace is an incredibly skilled card player, so he can do stuff like this. He was broke 6 weeks ago after a long time off, some surprise expenses, and a terrible downswing playing PLO8. I called in some favors, and borrowed some money so I could lend him about 1500 interest free. Last I checked, after paying off the debts and cashing out a few times, he's got about 30K sprinkled across 3 sites. He's a genius, but he's the exact opposite kind of smart as me. He doesn't communicate well, but he might as well be an Empath, he's so good at understanding the subtle dynamics of human actions. He can't tell anybody but me what's going on, but I speak KissyFace, so I can usually figure out what he's saying. Anyway, I haven't been sleeping lately. No more than 2 or 3 hours straight in about a week. I go through phases where I struggle to rest, but this is the worst I can ever remember, except during my junior year of college, when some stuff happened with my then-girlfriend that destroyed me emotionally for at least a year. (No, it wasn't like "she dumped me" or "I got my heartbroken;" even I'm not that big a faggot.)So I can't sleep. My brain works well, most of the time. The process isn't necessarily good, but it's efficient. I struggle to find balance, to keep myself from overheating, but all-in-all: it's a fair price to pay for having the ability to think quickly and well.When Maggie stayed the night, I slept fine. I really did. I was terrified the first time, but when I woke up next to her I wasn't disappointed, or anxious or any of that. When Smash stays over, though, I don't sleep. I don't like waking up next to her, and I'm not totally sure I could explain why. It was like that years ago. I liked her quite a bit, then woke up in the morning, and I wanted her GONE. I thought it was a fluke, but it happened every time. It's happened with other girls, too, and I like to think it's an early-warning mechanism, but I'm not sure if it's not just random. Who knows? Couple a mania borne of down time (school starts again tomorrow, but I haven't been able to recalibrate my brain during my time off) and Ashley's ocassional presence, and I'm not sleeping. At all. Today was one of the worst days in recent memory. I was, for all intents and purposes, wholly non-functional. I delegated all of my authority at work (mostly without anyone knowing), since (and this is unbelievable to me) I trusted the people around me to make decisions more than I trusted myself. Actually, all I wanted to say was my roommate is out of town, so I'm fully nude in my living room, prepared to shake things up by sleeping on the floor near an open door. I am calling in sick to life for the next 14+ hours, and my first order of business? Depantsing and sprawling. Got a class with Magglio tomorrow. It will be horrible, in a decidedly undelicious way. If she asks if I'm seeing anyone, I don't know if I'll be able to lie.

[strategy's_touch]

speedz99, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 6:29 PM, said:

Won't you miss their pubs?There are people who do that kind of thing for a living...but yeah, if it was still on the owners' property it was probably up to them.

speedz99, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 7:51 PM, said:

Silly strat, horses can't jump.

could you have been any more annoying today

[speedz99]

strategy's_touch, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 6:20 PM, said:

could you have been any more annoying today

Shut the fuck up. I'm feeling too sickly to pretend that you have any business judging me in any way whatsoever. Seriously.

[loogie]

strategy's_touch, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 10:20 PM, said:

could you have been any more annoying today

speedz99, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 10:48 PM, said:

I want you to take two of the nuggets and shove them up your ass.

fyp

[hank213]

speedz99, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 8:48 PM, said:

Shut the fuck up. I'm feeling too sickly to pretend that you have any business judging me in any way whatsoever. Seriously.

Note to self: Ginger ale makes speedz feisty.

[strategy]

speedz99, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 9:48 PM, said:

Shut the fuck up. I'm feeling too sickly to pretend that you have any business judging me in any way whatsoever. Seriously.

are you okay?

[Dawson Leery]

Napa_Don, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 4:27 PM, said:

What happened to your swagger?

Swagger's still solid. I thought the first date didn't go well because a bunch of my friends showed up to the restaurant/bar smashed, so I didn't really expect a second date. The fact that she actually thought it was funny made me like her even more, so we've been hanging out. She's a bombass girl, but given my relationship history I predict we're not talking due to me being an asshole in under 3 months. You can only fake it so long.Dammit I've gone Wang, what the hell has happened to me?

[speedz99]

strategy, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 7:08 PM, said:

are you okay?

No, I'm not. I'm sick and I've been stuck in my room for 40 hours. I feel like shit and now your throwing 4th grade insults at me because I made a few harmless jokes about you and your little foreign friend. No shit my posts have been mostly useless and unfunny...nothing else has been going on here and I'm trying to entertain myself, what else is new. I'd say more but I'd rather not get personal. Dick.Now do us all a favor and, like previously requested, shut the fuck up. I'M IN NO MOOD!

[JubilantLankyLad]

speedz99, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 3:31 PM, said:

In my vast experience, the horse is dragged away by a tow truck until it has been grated away to basically a hoof dangling on the chain. It leaves a mess for a few miles of pavement, but it's fun to watch.

and to think we were worried you weren't going to get into a good vet school

Napa_Don, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 5:00 PM, said:

I got bucked off the horse I've been riding today. Starting to feel sore. Tomorrow should be a blast.

i thought you said you turned her down?

[JubilantLankyLad]

oh oh. maybe i should have caught up before making that post.

[speedz99]

JubilantLankyLad, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 7:31 PM, said:

oh oh. maybe i should have caught up before making that post.

You can shut the fuck up too.

[JubilantLankyLad]

[El Guapo]

Back from Disneyland. I will try and pick out the nuggets that anybody here would care about tomorrow.SPOILER:

Spoiler

Sal, There was a high school business school conference that weekend at the Disneyland Hotel. Your head would have exploded.

Sickinfo2, on Friday, May 1st, 2009, 10:06 AM, said:

This ones better. It's the only one with his face on it.

Dawson Leery, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 4:02 PM, said:

New Dawson's a homo

So was Old Dawson but at least he would sprinkle his sperm all over the back of some lovely young co-eds now and again, then let us know about it.

JubilantLankyLad, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 8:42 PM, said:

[El Guapo]

Before I forget (mostly for Ron) this girl ran past me and almost into me, at 7:30 AM in Downtown Disney with some dude:She looked good, was probably 125 lbs and no more than a size 6. If she is out running that early, she deserves to win that show (has it ended?)

[socalpoker_j]

Dawson Leery, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 2:14 PM, said:

Oh yeah..so shacked with GIL past 2 nights, no stuffing though. We're supposed to go out again sometime this week, we'll see how that goes.Leaving for Barcelona/UK/Amsterdam for 10 days for work/fun on Friday, should be fun

Barcelona is amazing, definitely top 5 cities I've traveled to. Amsterdam was too filthy (like TJ if you've been there), I enjoyed Bruges alot more. Where in the UK are you traveling to? London? Have fun.

[brvheart]

socalpoker_j, on Monday, May 4th, 2009, 1:49 AM, said:

Barcelona is amazing, definitely top 5 cities I've traveled to. Amsterdam was too filthy, I enjoyed Bruges alot more. Where in the UK are you traveling to? London? Have fun.

Amsterdam's outdoor appearance is meaningless. They have some of the best art museums in the world, and it's definitely worth the trip. Not even counting WEED!

[socalpoker_j]

brvheart, on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009, 11:52 PM, said:

Amsterdam's outdoor appearance is meaningless. They have some of the best art museums in the world, and it's definitely worth the trip. Not even counting WEED!

Filthy encompasses a wide range of meanings. Maybe it's because I've been there several times, and it's one of those places that only gets worse with more visits (i.e. Chuck-E-Cheese's)?

[timwakefield]

Dude, speedz totally has swine flu. I heard it makes you angry and disagreeable. And in a related story, dinosaur blood! Everybody always talks about a zombie-apocalypse or a virus-apocalypse or a meteor-apocalypse, but nobody ever talks about a dino-apocalypse. In other words, shotguns and axes aren't gonna do the trick if this goes down - we're gonna need some serious tranquilizers and it's never too soon to start preparing.First dino blood extracted from ancient bone

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Now they report recovering not just collagen – which conveys little evolutionary information because it is the same in almost all animals – but also haemoglobin, elastin and laminin, as well as cell-like structures resembling blood and bone cells. The proteins should reveal more about dinosaur evolution because they vary much more between species.