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#195181 DJ Vu

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 07:45 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 21 May 2012 - 05:07 PM, said:

I'll be at the beach from June 7-11. Like, literally on the beach. Hotel is a service road across from the sand. We have an ocean view room at the Wyndham on Deerfield Beach. It's my 40th Bday. Feel free to send the room some champagne. The reservation/room may not be in my name. Figure it out.
I'll just ask beans; I'm sure he knows. Wait, I don't want to send you champagne.Maybe nobody can get jobs because we post so much in a thread about calling in sick when you're not actually sick. Like karmic justice or something. Can we change the thread title to "I'm Totally a Good Employee?"

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 08:30 AM

I don't think changing from one lie to another is going to help karma.

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 09:30 AM

bar prep class registration today. why is this necessary? i don't know. but what i do know is i paid 3300 dollars (happy brvy?) for this bullshit so they better have some cookies or something.

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:16 AM

So, I know I mentioned this last year, but my high school, Martensdale St. Marys, is on the verge of re-setting the longest win streak in high school baseball history.The school they are going back and forth with is Portsmouth, NH.Background.Portsmouth is a class 2A school (they call it Division 2 in NH), and Martensdale is a 1A school. Portsmouth plays Spring baseball and Martensdale plays summer baseball, due to weather issues.Anyway, Portsmouth lost a conference game on April 30th, so they currently have the longest win streak at 89 games in row.Martensdale opened their season yesterday with a conference game and 10 run ruled them in the 3rd inning. Their streak is currently at 88 games.The play again tonight at class 4A Des Moines East to tie the record.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:24 AM

wow that is probably the most boring thing I've ever read

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:35 AM

View PostiZuma, on 22 May 2012 - 11:24 AM, said:

wow that is probably the most boring think I've ever read
**** YOU SHAKE! I'm nervous!
CAPITALISM: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor. - Ron Swanson ---> Video:Ron's Pyramid of Greatness Picture: Poster Size


View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:42 AM

View PostiZuma, on 22 May 2012 - 11:24 AM, said:

wow that is probably the most boring think I've ever read
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:45 AM

I'm pretty sure that baby is crying.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#195189 DJ Vu

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:49 AM

You would think that since you don't spend any time with your kids.

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 12:10 PM

played angry birds on my iPhone the whole time. that baby is laughing its ass off.

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 12:33 PM

View PostDJ Vu, on 21 May 2012 - 01:56 PM, said:

Hey strat, you seem pretty knowledgeable on the subject; maybe you should consider a career in a nursery or something.Rando, I really have no idea how big your family is. Seems like you always got kids and step-kids dropping into your business. I don't know, maybe it's the same ones over and over.
Ha, just think of what Brvy's going to go through.

View PostInternetExplorer, on 21 May 2012 - 01:35 PM, said:

it still looks like you didn't dig the hole deep enough.that might not be a big deal though. the big deal is making sure it's getting enough water. people tend to kill trees in the first year because they underestimate how much water it takes to get them established. depends on the kind of tree, of course.
It's supposed to stick up some. It's all mulched now. (11 hours of mulching last weekend, ugh)

View PostShakeZuma, on 21 May 2012 - 03:14 PM, said:

and randy, from the looks of that tree it's about time you added some weight training to your workout regimine.
It was around 500 lbs so yeah, I need work but if it was 475 or so.....

View Postspeedz99, on 21 May 2012 - 03:21 PM, said:

I feel like he only has one stepdaughter, but she's a huge pain in the ass, literally and figuratively.
Yep, one step daughter-huge pain in the ass, literally and figurativelyOne adopted daughter- pain in the ass, literally and figuratively with the grandson, but makes up for it by being pretty awesome and has a great personality.

View Postspeedz99, on 21 May 2012 - 03:39 PM, said:

Oh, and the son he's very proud of and the son's wife who may be an idiot, but she's his son's idiot, so he loves her.
One daughter-in-law. NIce ass, no pain, dumber than a boxoroxs.
As Eric Idle wrote: You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 12:36 PM

OH yeah, mother in law died. I was the Speaker for the Dead at the funeral. Brvy would have been proud of me. I didn't mention evolution ONE TIME!
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#195193 DJ Vu

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 01:05 PM

Why do you guys keep saying "literally" a pain in the ass? Is this another spanking story?

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 01:28 PM

Hey JeffPay is $15-17 an hour, we could fly you to SoCal for training and getyou an extended stay hotel or you could stay with me for a few days,and then get you a hotel in Vegas until you found a place. Job couldbe anywhere from 3-6 months, but they can't guarantee things won't gobad and end at anytime. We expect it to go for 3-6 months tho. Workhours would probably go from 5-1 or 6-2 to beat the heat so you'd havea lot of afternoon free time. The guy we had out there went down inflames, he had no experience and a possible learning disability so youcould tell he wasn't experienced. We promised to send someoneexperienced out there and it was obvious he wasn't.You're capable of learning the concepts in a week and going out andacting very experienced so I'm not worried about that. There would bea little faking though on your part. If you're interested and have adecent phone interview you could be out here next week if that worksfor you. Let me know what you think and think of any questions youmight have, I'll try to answer them for ya.
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 01:36 PM

So did you respond with "Hell yes, sign me up!" before or after you took the time to post that here?

View PostRon_Mexico, on 06 October 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:


Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 01:43 PM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 22 May 2012 - 01:28 PM, said:

he had no experience and a possible learning disability
This made me laugh.

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 01:54 PM

is there any possibility of this leading to something permanent out on the west coast?

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 02:01 PM

This will literally be monumental for the sick thread...If I didnt already know what it was my first thought would be some sort of sex slave trafficking baitJust remember, though....dont wear red bandannas in the Sunrise Manor area or blue ones West of Pecos to fifteen between Cheyenne and Owens...I think thats right... Youll be just fine either way

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 02:33 PM

View PostEssay21, on 22 May 2012 - 12:10 PM, said:

that baby is laughing its ass off.
That point wasn't ever in question. I was deflecting.
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tilt you suck.

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titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 02:46 PM

Classic brvheart.




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