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[ChuckNorr!s]

As yall know the economy is not doing good so there are massive layoffs in Las VEgas and these are some of the cutbacks we heard.-at the MGM, they fired all the Lion feeders and will instead just use some of their poker dealers to feed these Lions, goodluck with that.-at the Hilton, they have hired a Barry Manilow look alike to take over the show, apparently Barry is too expensive, so they hired another gay guy and his name is Clay Aiken.-at the Bellagio, to save money on the water shows, they connected all sewers to the fountain so they can use customer's urine and spit for the water show, so yall better change your clothes if you get wet from this show.-at the Excalibur, PaiGow dealers are being asked to help prepare the nightly buffet especially when Louie Anderson and Jimmy Fricke is in the house.-Las VEgas Whore companies will no longer hire illegals to distribute porn ads, they will instead use some of their aging or least attractive aka fugly prostitutes to give out these ads.-Stations casinos have replace their cleaning staff with dogs, apparently these dogs can lick the rooms clean.-The Mayor also laid off the whole police force and replace them with Delta Force aka Chuck "mothafaka" Norris.-and lastly, no more of this dam tours.

[wsox8]

Stop

[theinvestor]

Knock, knock.Who's there?Little Boy Blue.Little Boy Blue who?Chuck Norris.

[ChuckNorr!s]

theinvestor, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 2:38 PM, said:

Knock, knock.Who's there?Little Boy Blue.Little Boy Blue who?Chuck Norris.

lmao

[TheWynn]

You sir, are a moron.

[Canadianpoker83]

Umm

[ChuckNorr!s]

I know its kind a lame, tough crowd today.

[Largetotals]

ChuckNorr!s, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 5:52 PM, said:

I know its kind a lame but its apparently real bad joke day..

FYP

[Canadianpoker83]

ChuckNorr!s, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 8:22 PM, said:

I know its kind a lame, tough crowd today.

just for you Chuck Norris

[ChuckNorr!s]

Canadianpoker83, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 3:57 PM, said:

just for you Chuck Norris

thanks, I already seen this, also thank you to crunch for shipping me $6 on my stars account, apparently he liked my jokes.

[rcgs59]

ChuckNorr!s, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 7:05 PM, said:

thanks, I already seen this, also thank you to crunch for shipping me $6 on my stars account, apparently he liked my jokes.

oh they were jokes , I thought he paid the $6.00 to get you to stop the silly postings

[Canadianpoker83]

rcgs59, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 9:56 PM, said:

oh they were jokes , I thought he paid the $6.00 to get you to stop the silly postings

OMG is rcgs59 is raggin on ya lol

[ChuckNorr!s]

rcgs59, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 4:26 PM, said:

oh they were jokes , I thought he paid the $6.00 to get you to stop the silly postings

bwahaha, u are so funny my friend, he actually only like one line, this is his message to me,"Las Vegas whore Companies" - classic and funny, just for that I shipped u $6.

[TwstdWrstr]

rcgs59, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 5:26 PM, said:

oh they were jokes , I thought he paid the $6.00 to get you to stop the silly postings

lmoa, owned.

[GetSprung]

::Insert fail pic here::

[Suited_Up]

Not 1 single post in this whole thread was funny.Please lock it up.

[GetSprung]

Suited_Up, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 4:55 PM, said:

Not 1 single post in this whole thread was funny.Please lock it up.

I'm at work...hooray!!!

[Canadianpoker83]

FCP Cutbacks The following ppl have been let go : Chuck Norr!s....... that is all

[ChuckNorr!s]

Suited_Up, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 4:55 PM, said:

Not 1 single post in this whole thread was funny.Please lock it up.

ok lock it up, majority says its not funny, thanks anyway guys.

[Suited_Up]

GetSprung, on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008, 6:57 PM, said:

I'm at work...hooray!!!

I might have to move and get a job with you, it's almost worth working for real.