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[iZuma]

all I know is that if there's a drunk fat chick whispering in my ear that she wants to bang and a relatively cute girl across the bar that just winked at me, I'm sliding it in the fatty 100% of the time.

[InternetExplorer]

yeah well the cute chick just emailed to say YOU'RE UGLYso helloooo fatty

[iZuma]

let me guess, they thoroughly reviewed your profile, and while your qualifications are impressive, they will be reviewing other more qualified candidates for the position. close?

[InternetExplorer]

iZuma, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 2:43 PM, said:

let me guess, they thoroughly reviewed your profile, and while your qualifications are impressive, they will be reviewing other more qualified candidates for the position. close?

Thank you very much for your interest.After review of your application, the decision has been made to move forward with other candidates.We wish you much success in your career endeavors.yes, I wish me much success in my career endeavors with your organization, too.

[DJ Vu]

iZuma, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 12:43 PM, said:

let me guess, she just wants to be friends?

[DJ Vu]

InternetExplorer, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 12:44 PM, said:

yes, I wish me much success in my career endeavors with your organization, too.

lol

[InternetExplorer]

well, friends, but with benefits (through the temp agency).

[brvheart]

InternetExplorer, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 10:01 AM, said:

I'm totally working on situps and pushups now. feels good. I can only do like 15 pushups and 20 situps at a time, sure hoping I can increase those totals soon.

Watch out Hershel Walker.

iZuma, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 12:07 PM, said:

yeah the reason I don't act like I crush average guys is because I don't, at least not in the areas that women actually care about (income, looks, general manliness). the poor thing/shitty house thing is a huge portion.

Whatvs, dude. If you quit smoking, you would be quite the catch. I could get you a date within 1 week, if you just simply move to Iowa.And become a born again Christian.

Sickinfo2, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 12:23 PM, said:

I'd text them back around mid October...

Haha

iZuma, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 2:26 PM, said:

beans: a cessna 421 at 28k feet... isn't that a pretty excessive altitude?

I think there is something about 18,000 feet that's important.

[brvheart]

iZuma, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 2:36 PM, said:

all I know is that if there's a drunk fat chick whispering in my ear that she wants to bang and a relatively cute girl across the bar that just winked at me, I'm sliding it in the fatty 100% of the time.

InternetExplorer, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 2:38 PM, said:

yeah well the cute chick just emailed to say YOU'RE UGLYso helloooo fatty

Funny.

[The Ocho]

InternetExplorer, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 10:18 AM, said:

ok, I need you guys nowthis temp agency wants to place me with state street. $12.50/hour. still have not heard back on my phone screen. I have until 3 to get back to the temp agency on whether or not I'm taking it. the jobs are effectively the same, but interviewing and getting hired would mean starting at $14/hour.do I call the person I phone screened with and inquire?

What are they hiring you for? Data entry?

[iZuma]

yeah brv but you also said you could get napa a girlfriend so what the hell do you know

[InternetExplorer]

The Ocho, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 3:32 PM, said:

What are they hiring you for? Data entry?

kind of. some of it has to do with trade accounting or whatever, I'm not sure. everything they've told me thus far is suspect.

[LadyGrey]

DJ Vu, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 4:27 PM, said:

Plus, the 6 month thing. I'm curious what an actual girl would say about this situation. Are there any left around here? Can we bump the Dear Nikki thread?

A-het-hem: you rang?Case Study:Once I was in da club with my friend and she was chatting to a real loser. This situation led to me sitting next to the loser's workmate, who was actually pretty cute and normal-seeming; score for me. We had a good chat, he pretended to be interested in my embroidery, I pretended to care about his shitty job, and at the end of the night he asked for my email address (oh our modern world). I went to write it down, but then he gave me his instead. I got home, googled-stalked the heck out of him, looked at his MySpace etc, and nothing off-putting came up. But I had other avenues open at the time, and in the clear light of day I opted not to email him. A few months later after my other options had burned out my thoughts kept turning back to this guy. I searched for his email address but couldn't find it. My internet history was gone, no way to retrieve his address, and I couldn't remember it. These days I can't even remember his first name. But for 6-12 months I'd say, after meeting him, I thought of him sporadically, and if he had taken my email address/number and contacted me, I would have been interested (so long as I was single).In conclusion: if a girl really is attracted to/interested in a guy, she will still be responsive as long as she is single (unless she is a bad girl I guess), and within a reasonable amount of time. To me, 6 months is acceptable. A year plus is pushing it.

[DJ Vu]

LadyGrey, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 1:43 PM, said:

In conclusion: if a girl really is attracted to/interested in a guy, she will still be responsive as long as she is single (unless she is a bad girl I guess), and within a reasonable amount of time. To me, 6 months is acceptable. A year plus is pushing it.

See, Napa, it's not so bad, you still had 6 months to go before...she... oh.

[Napa Lite]

Well...shit.

[DJ Vu]

DJ Vu, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 9:27 AM, said:

Are there any girls left around here?

LadyGrey, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 1:43 PM, said:

A-het-hem: you rang?

You know, it's really too bad the real world doesn't work this way.

[The Ocho]

DJ Vu, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 1:51 PM, said:

You know, it's really too bad the real world doesn't work this way.

Oh it does, it just costs more.

[brvheart]

iZuma, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 3:34 PM, said:

yeah brv but you also said you could get napa a girlfriend so what the hell do you know

sonofabitchyouknowifoundthatgirlandlaidherathisfeetandeverythingwouldhavebeenfineifhejustwasnt"busy"thatdaydamnyoushakeyouassholedontblamemetouche.

[Tiltinagain]

iZuma, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 10:07 AM, said:

*I have no idea if this is actually true. Don't eat pigeons without consulting your local poker forum veterinarian student.

Yeah, restaurants just call it squab and charge $30 a plate for it.

brvheart, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 1:07 PM, said:

Whatvs, dude. If you quit smoking, you would be quite the catch. I could get you a date within 1 week, if you just simply move to Iowa.And become a born again Christian.

Haha

LadyGrey, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 1:43 PM, said:

A-het-hem: you rang?Case Study:Once I was in da club with my friend and she was chatting to a real loser. This situation led to me sitting next to the loser's workmate, who was actually pretty cute and normal-seeming; score for me. We had a good chat, he pretended to be interested in my embroidery, I pretended to care about his shitty job, and at the end of the night he asked for my email address (oh our modern world). I went to write it down, but then he gave me his instead. I got home, googled-stalked the heck out of him, looked at his MySpace etc, and nothing off-putting came up. But I had other avenues open at the time, and in the clear light of day I opted not to email him. A few months later after my other options had burned out my thoughts kept turning back to this guy. I searched for his email address but couldn't find it. My internet history was gone, no way to retrieve his address, and I couldn't remember it. These days I can't even remember his first name. But for 6-12 months I'd say, after meeting him, I thought of him sporadically, and if he had taken my email address/number and contacted me, I would have been interested (so long as I was single).In conclusion: if a girl really is attracted to/interested in a guy, she will still be responsive as long as she is single (unless she is a bad girl I guess), and within a reasonable amount of time. To me, 6 months is acceptable. A year plus is pushing it.

Cliff notes, you're ugly (?)

The Ocho, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 1:55 PM, said:

Oh it does, it just costs more.

Thats for damned sureA friend of mine was telling me about a fight he got into with his wife one day. She pulls out the "I should just divorce you and take half of everything you own"He doesn't skip a beat and responds "Take hell, you divorce me and I'll finally get half my shit BACK!"

[Theraflu]

You were doing pretty well for yourself, but calling LG ugly seems pretty off base.