BobHope

Scumbag

Welcome to Hell, Sid!

I haven't been funny since the Rooseveldt Administration, it didn't stop me from making Road to Zanzabar.

Thanks for the memorysOf things I can't forgetJourneys on a jetOur wond'rous week in MartiniqueAnd Vegas and rouletteHow lucky I wasAnd thanks for the memorysOf summers by the seaDawn in WaikikiWe had a pad in LondonBut we didn't stop for teaHow cozy it wasNow since our breakup I wake upAlone on a gray morning-afterI long for the sound of your laughterAnd then I see the laugh's on meBut thanks for the memorysOf every touch a thrillI've been through the millI've lived a lot and learned a lotYou loved me not and stillI miss you so muchThanks for the memorysOf how we used to jogEven in a fogThat

Brittney, Kevin.. thanks for the memories.

I cry everytime is see that "Oh God" movie.. I cry because they didn't give that role to me, but instead to that overrated hack George Burns, who's been stealing my bits for 8 decades.

I've gotten to know the good people of the sixth circle very well. Tough crowd. But you'd be a tough crowd too if you were being boiled in blood.

FYP, you young punk.

Thanks... for the memories.

young punks wno respect for legends of comedy..

Hey Renae.... I heard you could suck so good, you could wake a dead man... well, chop chop.. milton berle's boring my *** off in hell...

Yeah, this account is pretty much just a set up for that line.

Hey, news flash, I'm Bob Hope.. when was I ever funny?

Listen up, you smart assed little *******, they named an airport after me, because I was the greatest entertainer of the 20th century.. I preformed in EVERY decade of the 20th century, I was the true 5 tool threat, vaudefill, radio, movies, television, broadway. I entertained troops all over the world. Fcking reagan has an airport, and all he ever did was have a cok teasing tramp of a wife.