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oh man. this new format isn't going to work on my xoom/ipad. when i try to sign in using that popup box or go to my user controls, my xoom doesn't recognize the popup and clicks the banner ad behind the pop-up.

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Spoke a bit too soon. And, I'm not liking what I'm seeing so far.
god damn it I didn't write that! what the hell are you doing?
oh man. this new format isn't going to work on my xoom/ipad. when i try to sign in using that popup box or go to my user controls, my xoom doesn't recognize the popup and clicks the banner ad behind the pop-up.
no brvheart? liking this new format already!on another note, is this thread loading really slowly for anybody else? other than that, I don't see any issues yet. don't like the blue and black color but whatever, and everything else is just getting accustomed to it. formats and what not. and beans hurry up with the damn story. my weekends are boring enough.
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on another note, is this thread loading really slowly for anybody else? other than that, I don't see any issues yet. don't like the blue and black color but whatever, and everything else is just getting accustomed to it. formats and what not.
It's slow for me too, but I'm assuming for now it has to do with the fact that old posts are still being translated over to the new database, which could take a bit of the weekend.
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It's slow for me too, but I'm assuming for now it has to do with the fact that old posts are still being translated over to the new database, which could take a bit of the weekend.
The software company did say that the script is quite resource intensive so until it's finished running we can't really know how things are performing when normal. Before the script starting running and before the board was turned on it was very fast so I hope that the script is slowing things down.
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yeah I figured that was what was causing it after I thought about it. we'll see.since it's raining here (was supposed to cut grass) I'm spending the entire day cleaning and cooking my food for next week. had to go zero carb to cut weight for my weigh in at work next week. at 163 friday and need to be at 157 by thursday morning. it's harder than it sounds. I'm fucking hungry.

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yeah I figured that was what was causing it after I thought about it. we'll see.since it's raining here (was supposed to cut grass) I'm spending the entire day cleaning and cooking my food for next week. had to go zero carb to cut weight for my weigh in at work next week. at 163 friday and need to be at 157 by thursday morning. it's harder than it sounds. I'm fucking hungry.
The last time i weighed 157, or 163 for that matter, i think i was probabaly in like 6th grade.my 7th grade boy is 6 feet, 175.
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god damn it I didn't write that! what the hell are you doing?
I saw that too and knew you'd have a little hissy fit about it. Truth is, I didn't do it. If you look at my post it shows I quoted YonYonson (whoever the hell that is)but somehow had you sub-quoted or something for some reason. I think it was a glitch with the new software?At least with the rain you'll have time to get the knots out of your panties.
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also, if anybody figures out how to change the colors back to gray and the post cou ts to 40, let me know.

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since it's raining here (was supposed to cut grass) I'm spending the entire day cleaning and cooking my food for next week. had to go zero carb to cut weight for my weigh in at work next week. at 163 friday and need to be at 157 by thursday morning. it's harder than it sounds. I'm fucking hungry.
how tall are you?I'm at 210 now, down from what I've figured was originally about 225. I don't look any different that I can tell. still mostly sticking with the diet, broke down and had a mcdonalds breakfast once on my first day. the good news is that going out to lunch is not feasible at the new job, so I still eat relatively healthy.
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I'm 5'7", and since I've mentioned that before, I know that now everybody's going to chime in with the "oh my god you're so short!" comments which are always just so helpful. (hint: brv, we know you're tall) I have lost a good 6 or so pounds in the last week and a half or so with the no carb low cal shit, and I think I'm down almost a belt loop. it sucks though. I'm hungry. and I reeeeeaaaally want a beer. even on sunday morning.oh, and a big shout out to the super awesome weatherman who predicted warm weather and sun today. love cutting grass in the ran.

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i made some really good posts on Sunday. It's a shame that they are lost forever.

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no I'm pretty sure I remember reading them and thinking about how horrible they were. you got lucky.

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I've been trying to track Shake down, so I can share this with him.
looks like I need to invest in a couple cases of Beer 30!
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i made some really good posts on Sunday. It's a shame that they are lost forever.
Guess you shouldn't have been sinning and observed a day of rest. The Lord is just!Man, this place loads slower than an illegal russian porn site.
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I miss the familiarity of this place....Speaking of russian porn, how is it that the russians breed such beautiful women? There is a pretty large russian population here and along with bringing very prolific car theft rings, they bring some georgous women. The other day there was this youngish blond in the grocery store wearing grey leggings (which are gods gift to ass men) and a tight little top....perfect body and just incredibly beautiful. Caught myself staring for an inappropriately long time.ha, just saw the new "like" button next to posts. Did Zuckerburg buy out fcp??

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yeah this new format is the worst decision since brian dunkleman left american idol.
yeah this new format is the worst decision since brian dunkleman left american idol.
I liked that. I don't know if anything happens when you like it, so I'm just saying I liked that.
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I had a post about how the script must be slowing things down because it has to go through 12670 useless posts, but it got deleted, and the joke just isn't as good when it's not below a shake post so you can immediately see that I'm referring to him

Interesting...First post on new format that I haven't figured out yet!
largely due to me not posting much, I presume
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I don't mind change if it's good in the long run, so I'm holding out my opinion on this change. So far... sucks big time.I loved the forum reorganization they did a few weeks ago. That was awesome.Also, if they can't change the posts per page eventually, that might be a deal breaker for me ever getting used to this change. I have my posts/page set to 50 on the basketball forum, and I love it.

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only thing I don't really like about the upgrade so far is the mobile app. not enough options there for me and I can't automatically go to the full page like I prefer. whatevs. one more click.and I've got my weigh in tomorrow. down to 157.2 after my workout today, have to be 159.3 or lower, so it's all good baby babeh. I'm really thirsty though. can't chance a difference in the scales for a silly glass of water. but lordy oh LORDY am I gonna fuck up a pizza tomorrow afternoon...

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Are you in an MMA fight with a fat 5th grader? Why are you losing the specific weight number?
I think he's in an office pool or something, and it must be by percentage. Maybe he already knows his closest competitors number, and knows that if he gets below 159.3 then he's guaranteed to win. Or something.In hindsight, it could possibly be a better idea to just let Shake tell you.
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