AmScray 355 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Remember when this was a show with a squeaky little girl we'd all like to bang who smiled a lot and cooked shit?She just did a 20 minute "serious" segment with Brittney Spears mother, going over the details of Brittney Spears (and her little sisters) life- insanity, teen pregnancy, marriage to Federline, etc. Massive shark jumping moment, this show will never be the same again. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'd still bang her silly Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'd still bang her sillyewww Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 ewww"Ewwww"? You prefer silicon tits and blond hair, I'm guessing?Tell me that's not hot... Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 "Ewwww"? You prefer silicon tits and blond hair, I'm guessing?Tell me that's not hot...HATE FAKE BOOBIES AND I LOVE BRUNETTES. MARRIED ONE. But I find big boned, smokers voice, hips as wide as the double wide she grew up in, no tits at all girls a little on the "ewwww" side. Her build is a little to manly for my taste. To each is own. You say "ooh la la" and I say "EWWWW" Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'd still bang her sillyplz tell me you''re joking.Giada ftw. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 plz tell me you''re joking.Giada ftw.I'm watching her now, she just makes italian food so delicious.I want her to just pour tomato sauce on my body and turn me into a delicious meal. Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 plz tell me you''re joking.Giada ftw.Giada is cute and all, but something about that enormous hole she calls a mouth turns me off a little bit.The biggest negative against RR is he personality. I would have to smother her if forced to spend more than an hour with her. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Everyone knows Martha Stewart is the hottest of them all............ Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted September 23, 2008 Author Share Posted September 23, 2008 RR is cute now, but she is going to look like a total fucking drawbridge troll when she gets older.Something about whatever genetic predominance is going on with short Italian girls who have pudgy faces, but man, they age terribly. Go to one of the few remaining ethnic Italian neighborhoods and you'll see them walking around at 22 and 62. Compare.Conversely, Italian girls from a more "northernly' stock age like a fine wine and are often hotter in their mid 30's than they were in their 20's, which with them, is really saying something. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 doesn't jumping the shark imply that the show, at one point, had some sort of merit? I find it hard to believe that any show featuring rachael ray would ever be considered watchable enough to reach a "low point" at all. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Giada is cute and all, but something about that enormous hole she calls a mouth turns me off a little bit.The biggest negative against RR is he personality. I would have to **** gag her if forced to spend more than an hour with her.fyp Link to post Share on other sites
David_Nicoson 1 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 It's just wrong. That's all I can say. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 It's just wrong. That's all I can say.Her head looks weird in that pick, shop job? Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I'll take the one in the white top over both RR and G Link to post Share on other sites
BaseJester 1 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 [x] Her head looks weird in that pick[ ] shop job? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I'll take the one in the white top over both RR and Gyeah I've opened this thread like five times since I posted before, and every time I have to stop and look at her for at least 20 seconds. she's ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I'll take the one in the white top over both RR and G yeah I've opened this thread like five times since I posted before, and every time I have to stop and look at her for at least 20 seconds. she's ridiculous.Actually I prefer the chick in blue... ainec. The girl in green might even do more for me than the girl in white, but I can't see her face all the way. Because I can't see her face the order is....1) Blue shirt (I'm actually REALLY surprised that you guys even think it's close, let alone a victory for white shirt. I guess I just don't care about boob size as much as you guys. Give me A/B cups and I'm thrilled.)2) White shirt, only because I can't see the face of....3) Green shirt4) Is there another girl in this picture? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 RR is cute now, but she is going to look like a total fucking drawbridge troll when she gets older.Something about whatever genetic predominance is going on with short Italian girls who have pudgy faces, but man, they age terribly. Go to one of the few remaining ethnic Italian neighborhoods and you'll see them walking around at 22 and 62. Compare.Conversely, Italian girls from a more "northernly' stock age like a fine wine and are often hotter in their mid 30's than they were in their 20's, which with them, is really saying something.Everytime I read one of your posts regarding ethnicity and genetics I keep waiting for the following, so I'm just gonna post it myself."Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant." Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I'm guessing the girl on the right has a fat muffin top. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Everytime I read one of your posts regarding ethnicity and genetics I keep waiting for the following, so I'm just gonna post it myself."Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant."One of my favorite scenes in cinema.... Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 Everytime I read one of your posts regarding ethnicity and genetics I keep waiting for the following, so I'm just gonna post it myself."Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant." Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Actually I prefer the chick in blue... ainec. The girl in green might even do more for me than the girl in white, but I can't see her face all the way. Because I can't see her face the order is....1) Blue shirt (I'm actually REALLY surprised that you guys even think it's close, let alone a victory for white shirt. I guess I just don't care about boob size as much as you guys. Give me A/B cups and I'm thrilled.)2) White shirt, only because I can't see the face of....3) Green shirt4) Is there another girl in this picture?well for starters, the girl in blue looks a lot like my cousin, so that helped my decision, but really? the girl in white is just absolutely ridiculous. I think its her eyes mainly, but whatever it is, I really want to get her pregnant.to be honest, I think they're all hot, even the one in the black. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Girl in the blue looks like a little boy. You have to imagine if her whole face was there. White AINEC. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Girl in the blue looks like a little boy. You have to imagine if her whole face was there. White AINEC.That's hawt... Link to post Share on other sites
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