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can I use your address to apply to stuff? hmm. should I be doing that?

 

Yes you can, and should. People don't want to pay for relocation. When I started using a near-Chicago address and phone number, I got expotential callbacks.

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J: She said it was a work thing. Really, I'm not kidding with you.

 

C: Ok. Rather it be work or whatever. She still said friends. Dating at the workplace is a beast.

 

J: I understand why she wants to avoid it. I felt pretty terrible about stressing her over it. I am not going to stress her further by being a child about it, but as far as whether we're going to stay friends... that is up in the air. I do not care if you tell her any/all of this.

 

C: Why would you not stay friends?

 

J: I want to be friends. Talking to her is pretty much always the highlight of my day. It's just more complicated than that.

 

C: Why?

 

J: I don't know about you, but I can't just immediately feel differently about someone just because it's logical and makes sense that we can't date. Leaving the group will help for sure.

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Congrats, Frau. That's pretty cool. During one of our drinking nights boss said that my job is secure and that I should smoke weed this weekend if I want to. It might be a trap. Raises supposedly happen on the next paycheck for the year. Just a standard 3% COL, or so I'm told.

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Strat, I think you need to call this a day brother.

 

Even if something did happen, you have put this pussy so high up on the pedestal she is sure to let you down in every possible way. Also, she will own your soul.

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Good job, iphonen.

 

 

Strat opened the door wide open for her to give him a clear answer and even pushed her toward the door, but she still wouldn't walk through it.

 

My feeling is that she doesn't know for sure that she wouldn't ever date him, but she's also not out there pining away from him wishing they didn't work together. So after they're not working together and there is some space created and he gives her time to miss him being around, then he can try to work things back to the point where he can ask her out again.

 

At which point he might get turned down again.

 

But you never know, you know?

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Good job, iphonen.

 

 

Strat opened the door wide open for her to give him a clear answer and even pushed her toward the door, but she still wouldn't walk through it.

 

My feeling is that she doesn't know for sure that she wouldn't ever date him, but she's also not out there pining away from him wishing they didn't work together. So after they're not working together and there is some space created and he gives her time to miss him being around, then he can try to work things back to the point where he can ask her out again.

 

At which point he might get turned down again.

 

But you never know, you know?

thank you. I was really worried you weren't going to post after I all-inned on your support.

 

I already have her number again. yep. girl is a fan.

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Hey guys, thought I'd let you know about something awesome I think I invented: when I have anal sex, I now use cannabutter as lube. It works insanely efficiently and is one of the best things I've ever done. It's great for incentivizing your partner to give up the 5-hole, too, because the only way to fully participate is to be rammed. If you yourself are opposed to letting someone enter you back there, it's not going to do you much good either, but you are probably a homo who hates fun if that's the case anyway.

 

Enjoy yourselves, and don't let the clean up deter you.

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