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#257981 Napa Lite

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 05:04 PM

No, our CEO is a firm believer of the feudal system.

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 05:13 PM

You work for the NCAA?
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Posted 31 March 2016 - 05:27 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 31 March 2016 - 03:56 PM, said:

We have Sr. Management > Senior VP's > VP's > Managers > Peons > Serfs > Interns > Me
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#257984 SuitedAces21

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 05:37 PM

napa has got them right where he wants them.
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#257985 brvheart

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 07:37 PM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 31 March 2016 - 03:07 AM, said:

What time is the Kansas game on Saturday?

I loved this. Nice one, Ron.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 07:53 PM

liked for pointing out good content. sorry ron, didn't notice it at the time. like forfeited
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#257987 frautotenkinder

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 08:10 PM

View PostEssay21, on 31 March 2016 - 08:59 AM, said:

look, a good lawyer plays every card he has to win. And make no mistake, I plan to win.

You're planning on winning the American Workplace? Idiot.

Last Sunday I met a girlfriend for dinner and wanted to go to Target for half off Easter candy. There's a Rite Aid diagonally across the street, so friend and I beelined over. As we walked across La Brea, a Viper pulled up, and it's Jay Leno. I walked in front of him, he "casually" put his hand up, like he was yawning to make him less recognizable. Buddy, if you want less recognizable, maybe don't drive around in a top down Viper?

So then we're in Rite Aid, and I'm remarking that Jay Leno could have killed me but didn't. We walk into Rite Aid, I walk one way, my friend walks the other way. I hear a clump clump clump behind me, and I look and see a tranny hooker (we're talking right on Santa Monica Boulevard and La Brea, where the grillz are). It's Easter Sunday, I'm buying candy, and have seen Jay Leno + a tranny in five minutes. #****yeahla
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Posted 31 March 2016 - 08:14 PM

More turmoil where I work--my internal power broker is now the new head boss. This makes your Frau the defacto #2 in some ways. Sadly, not salary ways, but maybe in influence.

I haven't done my taxes yet, I've kept a plant alive since December, and that's about all of that.
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Posted 31 March 2016 - 08:14 PM

I'm thinking about wearing a tie tomorrow for april fool's day.
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#257990 Napa Lite

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 05:00 AM

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Go state!

http://deadspin.com/...oman-1768370282

PS did I ever show you the ISU football promotional email where my and some friends were pictured? We were in body paint spelling "Gene Chizik". Probably why he left.

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 07:20 AM

Long week and I'm so ready to get home. Unfortunately there are no direct flights from Spokane to Sacramento so it'll be late afternoon before I get there.

Beat budget by 33% in March. Unfortunately not enough to make up for a weak January which would have netted me an extra $2500 in my quarterly bonus.

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Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



speedz99 said:

Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


#257992 Napa Lite

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 08:52 AM

You guys aren't going to believe this but I stressed all week about some errors I made in the first draft of budget and having to own up to them today in aforementioned budget meeting and then we just had the meeting and there was zero discussion or notice about the variance and I was all up in a tizzy for no real reason.

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 09:09 AM

Imagine that.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



speedz99 said:

Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


#257994 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 09:12 AM

April Fools, you're fired!
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#257995 brvheart

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 11:59 AM

View PostNapa Lite, on 01 April 2016 - 05:00 AM, said:

To: Brvy
Cc: HATERZ
Bcc: Dan Beebe

Go state!

http://deadspin.com/...oman-1768370282

PS did I ever show you the ISU football promotional email where my and some friends were pictured? We were in body paint spelling "Gene Chizik". Probably why he left.

I read this yesterday.

I don't remember the photo. Hit a brother with a link.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

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#257996 Napa Lite

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:12 PM

I can't find it. Just know I was JACKED

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 10:10 PM

Nvrmd. I found it.


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View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

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#257998 BigDMcGee

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 03:26 PM

The latest episode of Criminal Podcast is about the Pappy black market.. http://thisiscrimina...pappy-4-1-2016/
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Posted 02 April 2016 - 04:43 PM

I'm starting to watch nascar. Gonna be a summer of Cubs baseball and turnin left.
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Posted 02 April 2016 - 04:54 PM

View Postmrfritz, on 02 April 2016 - 04:43 PM, said:

I'm starting to watch nascar. Gonna be a summer of Cubs baseball and turnin left.

Please no
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