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[brvheart]

The Chinese opening ceremonies were way better than this crappy show going on in London.

[ShakeZuma]

HOW DARE YOU TALK BOUT MURICA LIKE THAT YOU GOD DAMN LIBRAL SONOFABITCHedit: wait, the olympics aren't in america?! when did this happen?

[brvheart]

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edit: wait, the olympics aren't in america?! when did this happen?

haha, Shake's dumb.

[Tiltinagain]

brvheart, on 27 July 2012 - 03:43 PM, said:

haha, Shake's dumb.

ShakeZuma, on 27 July 2012 - 03:04 PM, said:

I know exactly how I feel about it. I feel like it proves that every single person in this god damn country is a fucktard moroninator. both sides. pure idiots. stagnant economic growth, continuing high unemployment, a syrian civil war, immigration issues, etc. etc. etc., and we're worried about a fucking chicken restaurant. jesus blue balls christ we're stupid.

Evidence for rebuttle

[Sickinfo2]

So After last night I determined It would be a good idea to lay low for a while. So after recouperating in the room for a while I found my car and made my way over to the shop. Napped at the desk for a few hours under the radar until everyone realized I was back in town. Made a few executive decisions, robbed the petty cash drawer, stole a few items from the warehouse, then headed to Danny counts place for a little sneak peek at his new history channel program. After a cameo appearance... Look for me hanging out in the office with the super hot sexretary... I gambled a little at bellagio before heading to dinner....Here's where it gets weird...I was sitting at a table... Bar was full...with five other patrons enjoying around the fifth beer when a group of women walked by. Now you all know me... While studying their asses one of them slipped a hoof on a wet spot. Spilled beer I suppose. She laughed as women will do and headed off to her assigned tableFast forward fifteen minutes or two beersAll the sudden metro and casino security arrived and commenced interviewing the gal. More and more authorities arrived as the beers flowed until it was obvious she was gunning for more than a free meal... Enter beans stage leftSo yeah, I'm now a prime witness in an upcoming lawsuit. Once my name made its rounds through the airwaves the phone started ringing like crazy. It appears as if I've hit the comp lottery. By the time the dust settles I may write an entire book of hooked stories. Cross your fingers

[Sickinfo2]

Hooker...

[brvheart]

Beans, did you buy a house in Florida?http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/26/florida-man-kills-door-to-door-salesman-i%E2%80%99ll-kill-anybody-that-steps-on-my-property/#.UBIHQtV334E.reddit

[Napa Lite]

My sister messed up big time. Neither of the girls are here. Not doing so well with any of the other "talent" here even though Im by far the best dressed here. Sorry I let you down, Essay.

[SuitedAces21]

dont apologize to me ever. i've got to be one of the biggest pussies on earth when it comes to women. although i did kiss a girl tonight. but if you knew the whole story you'd be as ashamed of me as i am of myself. i realize that may seem like an odd thing to say. but trust me, i'm an epic loser.

[Napa Lite]

Stay schemin' my dude. I mean, I'm losing to dudes with graphic T's tucked into cargo shorts, ffs! I'm wearing a robins egg blue (Not sure if that's right but I've been told it looks great on me) long sleeved shirt with sleeves rolled up, white v-neck undershirt, some Levi 501's and Sperrys. I mean, there's like six girls here, but still.Edit: not that Im making excuses, but one of my sisters married friends kept telling me I looked twelve. Throwing me off what little game I have. Feel like I look 18 at least. Especially with a weeks worth of facial hair. Also, booze is really just hitting me now. Wow.

[SuitedAces21]

in third grade all I used to do, was sniff glue through a tube and play rubics cube. 17 years later i'm as rude as jude, scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs.guys like us just don't stand a chance out there in the wild. i could tell you otherwise, but i won't lie to you. not you man.

[brvheart]

iZuma, on 27 July 2012 - 05:00 AM, said:

OMG OMG SUITED THE HOT GIRL I'M IN LOVE WITH'S STATUS MESSAGE IS AN AMERICAN PSYCHO QUOTE OMG OMG I GOTTA BUY A RING

[brvheart]

My favorite belt buckle ever.

[JubilantLankyLad]

Napa Lite, on 27 July 2012 - 09:34 PM, said:

Stay schemin' my dude. I mean, I'm losing to dudes with graphic T's tucked into cargo shorts, ffs! I'm wearing a robins egg blue (Not sure if that's right but I've been told it looks great on me) long sleeved shirt with sleeves rolled up, white v-neck undershirt, some Levi 501's and Sperrys. I mean, there's like six girls here, but still.Edit: not that Im making excuses, but one of my sisters married friends kept telling me I looked twelve. Throwing me off what little game I have. Feel like I look 18 at least. Especially with a weeks worth of facial hair. Also, booze is really just hitting me now. Wow.

BOoze hitting you Is the best. **** Heh!

brvheart, on 27 July 2012 - 10:52 PM, said:

My favorite belt buckle ever.

Breedin hips, **** yeah Iowa!

[ShakeZuma]

haha jubi was drunk. but that redhead is nice though. well the other one too, but red hair, you know.

SuitedAces21, on 27 July 2012 - 09:29 PM, said:

dont apologize to me ever. i've got to be one of the biggest pussies on earth when it comes to women. although i did kiss a girl tonight. but if you knew the whole story you'd be as ashamed of me as i am of myself.i realize that may seem like an odd thing to say. but trust me, i'm an epic loser.

tell the fucking story you fucking faggot motherfucker

Napa Lite, on 27 July 2012 - 09:34 PM, said:

I mean, I'm losing to dudes with graphic T's tucked into cargo shorts, ffs! I'm wearing a robins egg blue (Not sure if that's right but I've been told it looks great on me) long sleeved shirt with sleeves rolled up, white v-neck undershirt, some Levi 501's and Sperrys. I mean, there's like six girls here, but still.Edit: not that Im making excuses, but one of my sisters married friends kept telling me I looked twelve. Throwing me off what little game I have. Feel like I look 18 at least. Especially with a weeks worth of facial hair. Also, booze is really just hitting me now. Wow.

ok that bitch is a bitch. I'm guessing it was a bitch saying you looked twelve? well either way, your response should have been "hey you're right! and you look like a faggot/cunt!" but in a really nice way.either way, props on the outfit. how are the workouts going?

brvheart, on 27 July 2012 - 10:48 PM, said:

man I don't know what this is, but I love it. I might actually mail it to my work email and put it as my avatar at work. then I can IM that girl and just say "hey". then when she responds I'll just say "hey" again. over and over. LOVE ME BITCH.

[Napa Lite]

Thanks, dawg. Yeah, she was obviously a bitch. It's funny because I met her earlier in the night and told my sister "yeah, I don't like her, she's a bitch" and my sister defended her by saying "well, ya, a lot of people get that from her but she'll be the first to defend you" and I'm just like "yeah, that doesn't mean she's not a bitch though. Plus, pretty sure I know a lot of people that are like that but aren't dbags"And good brah, just been kinda getting back into a routine past two weeks. Next week I'll start going beast mode. Down about six pounds past two point five weeks, so pretty solid. Of course last night probably didn't help any, but f it. I hardly ever drink.

[ShakeZuma]

you gotta start gettin' your run on dog. slim down. puffy cheeks = baby face. get skinny, get beast, GET BITCHES.then get herpes but we won't worry about that part yet.

[SuitedAces21]

not much of a story really. was dating this girl back in like april and may and once june came around and we started BAR PREP CLASSES she had class at night and i had it in the morning so we didn't see each other very often and things had to cool down because it was a serious and busy time. once the classes were over and we had three weeks to prepare on our own we studied together every day up at school for 12 hours or so. but it was purely friend mode. so its gotten into my head that we might just be friends now. anyways, we went to see the dark knight rises last night and i told myself i would do something to see what happens. hold her hand, put my arm around her or something. but i got scared and did nothing. but when i dropped her off, she kind of paused getting out and looked at me so i went in for the kiss. it was a real quick one and i'm not sure how it went over with her. but **** it, i'll ask her out to dinner this week and just say something. i mean she invited me to a wedding with her in omaha, so i need to get this figured out before we go. that could get real awkward if i'm there trying to sexy time it and she wants to be buddies.

[JubilantLankyLad]

demon alcohol

[Roll the Bones]

JubilantLankyLad, on 28 July 2012 - 07:52 AM, said:

demon alcohol

As a matter of fact.... I was thinking the same thing myself today.Way too much yesterday.