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0 NeutralAbout Carl
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- Birthday 02/19/1961
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I'm in the freakin' pool back here
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This crazy lunatic here knows what he's talkin' about for a freakin' change. Will freakin' wonders never cease?
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I know you didn't expect nothin' different. When you look as good as I look, the finer type things in life, they, like, they happen to you. I should know - I look this good, like, all the freakin' time.
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I'm not sure you're really, ummm, really cut out for a "Carl" costume, ya know? I mean, you don't wanna freakin' bang this broad or what? You're ready for action and she'll know it when she freakin' sees you tearin' ass around her party, lookin' like a sex god and pissing off all the other, you know, losers. Now this is a broad with a freakin' idea. Did'ja know I had a movie made about me? I was getting ready to be, like, totally ripped with my sweet exercise machine and they was makin' a documenta-whatchamacallit about it when those freaks next door ruined everything. Still, I freak
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You, uh, you sure about this? I mean, you're not exactly a freakin' chick magnet like me, you know? You probably don't even really, like, have a pool or a sweet ride or nothin'! Freakin' dumbasses.
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You're freakin' right there's no horrible accounts around here. Especially thanks to that worthless loser Shakezuma tuckin' his straw in between his, ummm, his ... his legs? Oh, dammit, I have no idea how that freak got around. Anyways, he's gone, no thanks to all of you and your ever-loving worship of him.
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Those freakin' freakshows who live next freakin' door, always using my pool and messin' up my sweetass ride.
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Holy crap! From this freakin' voice here, I think maybe this numbskull has found my long lost brother Charlie! And he's still not any better than I am at making friends that are, like, good for you. I wonder what those freaks next door are up these..... HEY LOSER! GET OUTTA MY POOL! DO YOU NOT SEE THE FENCE I HAVE INSTALLED BETWEEN ME AND YOU?
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freakin' A i carried those idiots!
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I'll give you a sign, ya freakin' homo. See that ride out front? See that awesome pool in the yard? Think a homo would have either of those on display? Still confused? Check my sweats - no bulging missile of man-love saying Hi! to ya! This stud is reserved for the ladies only, so don't get any freakin' ideas...Goddamn freaks are everywhere these days, dammit.
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Reason's Why You Can Skip Reading Poker Books
Carl replied to Balloon guy's topic in General Poker Forum
Like you know! You see this freakin' awesome pool I got here? You see that ride I got there, out by the street? 2 Wycked doesn't draw the ladies by itself, but it helps. A lot. I didn't get these things by folding freakin' pairs here. I got them by playing queens like that freakin' Checky!I should start a thread called "Reason's why you can skip reading sex books" and just fill it full of pictures of me with my awesome ladies. Yeah, I'm going to do it. I got a mess of Cheri's and Club's here to cut out the pictures of the girls...DID THAT FREAKIN' CUP STEAL MY SCISSORS AGAIN????? -
At least you got a wicked cool neighbor, you got that going for you. My pool is driving up property values while your freakin' roof drags them down, I dunno what I ever did to deserve you freaks.
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Damn, obviously the part where people build pools that aren't for the freakin' neighbors to fill up with the blood and guts and whatnot. I don't know what I did to deserve these freaks livin' next to me out here.
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Hey! Totally uncalled for, here...Bunch of freakin' degenerates I have to live next to, then this joker comes along, here.
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I can't freakin' believe I get lumped in with all you numbnuts in here.
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That nancy boy Jobs in his turtleneck better be not answering my calls because he's cutting me a big freakin' check over there!