dn683 0 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Although poker and hot girls are probably my 2 favourite things I definitely don't think they mix well. Let me explain. I was a playing regular home game a couple of nights ago and one of the guys flat mates decided that she was going to join in. Not only is this girl absolutely stunning but she knows fine well she is. She actually did quite well and wants play again next week so here's the problem, how do you focus on your game when you can't take your eyes off of what is coming out of her very low cut top and is it possible to try and hook up with a girl whilst trying to take her money? Does anyone know of an implied odds system that measures potential chips against likelihood of offending a hottie? Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Although poker and hot girls are probably my 2 favourite things I definitely don't think they mix well. Let me explain. I was a playing regular home game a couple of nights ago and one of the guys flat mates decided that she was going to join in. Not only is this girl absolutely stunning but she knows fine well she is. She actually did quite well and wants play again next week so here's the problem, how do you focus on your game when you can't take your eyes off of what is coming out of her very low cut top and is it possible to try and hook up with a girl whilst trying to take her money? Does anyone know of an implied odds system that measures potential chips against likelihood of offending a hottie?This is interesting... but ya know what? Over the years... haven't most of us noticed that girls seem to like a little abuse. They never really like the genuine guys who are nice to them, they want at least a little bad streak. So maybe you could take her money... taunt her a little bit, and at the same time, be picking her up. She might like a little abuse, and that way, you can segway into taking her out (and spending her money to do it) How's that work for you? Link to post Share on other sites
wrto4556 0 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 You're absolutely right."Treat a chick like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud." Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Oh, and let me just add... that generally, I would be the nice guy... yet i'm just being realisitic, and this seems to be the way the world works. Not that I condone being mean to girls or anything... but some playful taunting while taking her money should be fine Link to post Share on other sites
jack24bauer24 0 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 If you take all her money, say the least you could do is take her to dinner or take her to a movie. You'll have to be charming, not everyone has the total package of looks, charm, and poker skill that I possess (I truly do sound like Hellmuth) Link to post Share on other sites
RPGs316 0 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 There's attraction to women, and attraction to money. And when you boil it down, I come up with this:Money > Women.Wallet + Money = WomenThere. See? It balances out.But seriously, when I sit down at a game, home game or not, the desire to win money is more so than anything else, playing for fun or playing for tournament.But that's just me. Link to post Share on other sites
theACE 0 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 I gotta agree with RPG, noone appreciates a hot woman more than me, but I'm extremely competitive and when it comes down to it I'm looking to win the money first and be the one with all the chips, and if I happen to take them from a bombshell so be it. Link to post Share on other sites
theKAbag 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 girls are evil. dont believe me? i'll prove it girls = time^2 time = money money = evil^(1/2) time^2 = evil==> girls = eviltherefore, take all the money you can get from them. and be mean... Link to post Share on other sites
tilted 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 When we paly home games, sometimes my wife will join in on the game. I think my wife is hot (yes that is biased) But when she is sitting across from me at the table I want nothing more then to kick her a**. Hot or not, male or female, I want their money. Link to post Share on other sites
Offsuit 0 Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 When we paly home games, sometimes my wife will join in on the game. I think my wife is hot (yes that is biased) But when she is sitting across from me at the table I want nothing more then to kick her a**. Hot or not, male or female, I want their money.So how's that working out for you??? (see the post in "frikkin 2nd, about how Scott's wife beats up on him!) Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 When we paly home games, sometimes my wife will join in on the game. I think my wife is hot (yes that is biased) But when she is sitting across from me at the table I want nothing more then to kick her a**. Hot or not, male or female, I want their money.I hate to criticize, but no matter how hot your wife is YOU cannot consider her for a "hot chicks poll" it takes away the "I MIGHT not do her if I take her money" factor. After all we assume you've already had the pleasure??? So that would never enter your thought process, it would be easy to focus on taking her cash.My problem is, if my wife were to lose,,,it would be MY cash!But please feel free to post pics of your hot wife so we can see! Link to post Share on other sites
tekn0wledg 0 Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 girls = time^2 time = money money = evil^(1/2) time^2 = evil==> girls = evilhahahah so true man.... Link to post Share on other sites
Erik67 0 Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Current CardPlayer has a Q&A with Chip and Karina Jett.Q: I've benplaying for 2 years and have a difficult time meting girls in card rooms. Do you have any advice?Chip: Count your blessings. Link to post Share on other sites
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