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[iZuma]

well I wasn't. boobs.

[Essay21]

we gotta beg to get a recap? how'd it go with your pants in the big city?

[Essay21]

i remember when this place used to be a substitute for not having a life. the good old days when i could distract myself from myself. ahhh well.

[JubilantLankyLad]

I spent a lot of time trying to figure out what she was saying. Best I can tell, it's something like "jiggle jiggle jiggle. Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle."

[Essay21]

in my mind its like i want you touch me here. and then i want you touch me there. and keep touching me. and touching me. and touching me. and then i finish.

[vbnautilus]

"Hi, I'm Olivia Wilde, welcome to the GQ comedy issue"

[Essay21]

way to ruin it vb. no way i can crank down to that now.

[ShakeZuma]

oh, the trip report. well, getting the pants hemmed went exceedingly well. got into nordstroms at ten a.m. on the dot, alterations person got the measurements, I asked if they could be done same day, she said sure, I left, got a call twenty freaking minutes later saying they were ready. that's some damn customer service and a half I tell ya.also got my haircut at this fancy salon while I was up there. I've been going to supercuts or some variation forever and have always gotten shitty haircuts so I finally decided what the hell, give a fancy salon a shot. I look like god damn ryan gosling I tell ya what. well, not exactly, but it's an actual "nice" haircut, not just hair with a relatively shorter length. pretty cool.finished the trip off with a visit to whole foods. this store alone is a reason to move to a city. I just love it so much. got a terrible shit pain right before checking out though so I had to cut the trip short there. wanted to go to rei but I'm not big on pooping in store bathrooms. oh well.

[Essay21]

i've considered going someplace better for a haircut. the morons at great clips or sports clips or wherever clips have been butchering me for far too long. maybe next time i'll search a place out. dammit i'm going to be an un-eployed lawyer soon, i need to look good.

[beans-n-icewater]

InternetExplorer, on 31 May 2012 - 03:16 PM, said:

I wrote something like what vb said, then erased it because **** that argument.

Yeah, I hear ya...But at some point you just have to forgive them like I did. Hell, gambling is addictive after all

ShakeZuma, on 02 June 2012 - 02:20 AM, said:

well hell beans, I'll be in nordstrom's today and I'm sure they'll have some! what size?

Damn... eleven and a half or twelve would have been fine. Keep me in mind when you go back in a few years

speedz99, on 02 June 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:

Good to be living with a woman again. Not a whole lot of interaction.

To hell with the vet stuff.... you should be a marriage counselor. That bit of information alone could save millions a lot of misery

ShakeZuma, on 03 June 2012 - 01:41 PM, said:

also got my haircut at this fancy salon while I was up there. it's an actual "nice" haircut, not just hair with a relatively shorter length. pretty cool.finished the trip off with a visit to whole foods. this store alone is a reason to move to a city. I just love it so much. got a terrible shit pain right before checking out though so I had to cut the trip short there. wanted to go to rei but I'm not big on pooping in store bathrooms. oh well.

I went to one of those places once. First rattle outta the box the "guy" started quizzing me about my mood so he had a base to begin with. After I told him that I felt as uncomfortable as a whore in church he commenced combing and spraying shit from a bottle like a mad man....After the fellow labored for an hour or two trying to tame my mop, which is plagued with everything from cowlicks to outright demonism, he called in several reinforcements to assist. I figure he was worried about a lawsuit or something. Toward the end he hung a towel over the mirror sorta like they do with women giving birth so I couldnt see the progressAfter all was said and done, the guy gave me the cut for free. All I had to do was agree not to ever grace the doorway of his salon again...I didnt care since I have never had a good haircut in my lifeThats what baseball caps are for...I love me some wholefoods. Ive had the same reaction in there...did you happen to try a free sample of tuna salad?A few weeks back the WF on charleston made the mistake of putting out an entire bowl of the stuff with crackers without a guard standing over it. I plowed through a couple pounds of the stuff before the wife dragged me away. Shit like a tied coon for two days

[ShakeZuma]

no,worse. ate at chipotle right before. double hot salsa too. sooo worth it.going to the BEACH tomorrow! not gonna be very hot down there though which sucks. I like it to be mid to upper eighties when I'm at the beach to make the water more enjoyable. oh well though, gonna eat like a fat bastard and sleep a lot and that's all that really matters.

[The Ocho]

ShakeZuma, on 03 June 2012 - 01:41 PM, said:

oh, the trip report. well, getting the pants hemmed went exceedingly well. got into nordstroms at ten a.m. on the dot, alterations person got the measurements, I asked if they could be done same day, she said sure, I left, got a call twenty freaking minutes later saying they were ready. that's some damn customer service and a half I tell ya.also got my haircut at this fancy salon while I was up there. I've been going to supercuts or some variation forever and have always gotten shitty haircuts so I finally decided what the hell, give a fancy salon a shot. I look like god damn ryan gosling I tell ya what. well, not exactly, but it's an actual "nice" haircut, not just hair with a relatively shorter length. pretty cool.finished the trip off with a visit to whole foods. this store alone is a reason to move to a city. I just love it so much. got a terrible shit pain right before checking out though so I had to cut the trip short there. wanted to go to rei but I'm not big on pooping in store bathrooms. oh well.

I feel like you left out a stop here. At one of the paycheck advance places.Hey speedz, you'll be happy to know I decided to to surgically remove my dogs toes. But I do need advice on how to trim them. They are like damn talons. The wife said there is a vein in there that if cut could cause them to bleed a lot and could potentially be dangerous. Is this true or like a myth or something?

[DJ Vu]

The Ocho, on 04 June 2012 - 08:16 AM, said:

Hey speedz, you'll be happy to know I decided to to surgically remove my dogs toes. But I do need advice on how to trim them. They are like damn talons. The wife said there is a vein in there that if cut could cause them to bleed a lot and could potentially be dangerous. Is this true or like a myth or something?

I think you missed a word and yes that is true. If you look at their nails, you can see a white color in the middle. Don't clip that far because that shit hurts.

[iBeaver]

Avacado and artichokes.

[iBeaver]

God I hate this new forum shit. I responding to something that is way old and I had no clue. Carry on.

[SBriand]

There is a pic of my boy taken just a bit ago. He makes me feel old.

[DJ Vu]

That's pretty great.

[Roll the Bones]

I have found the worst customer trying to buy a car ever.My wife.Ugh..."I like this 08 Audi, if it had a different engine, and the blue from the 04 model, and was a 2010 with low miles and the tail lights from the 01 model" "i want a sporty model, but I want 4 doors, but I only like the look of the coupe""i like this blue color, but only in the sunlight"Goddam makes my stomach hurt worse than Shake's on a Chipotle's double hot salsa bender.

[Roll the Bones]

SBriand, on 04 June 2012 - 01:14 PM, said:

There is a pic of my boy taken just a bit ago. He makes me feel old.

Damn he's a cute kid.

[The Ocho]

And he's a tigers fan. What are the odds of that?