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#1 AmScray

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 12:11 PM

The tally so far for this Heisman Winner:

* A slam-dunk sexual assault that was absolutely whitewashed.

* A 2013 incident at a Burger King where he used ketchup cups to steal soda from the dispenser.

* Yesterday, caught shoplifting crablegs and crawfish.

If we were to make a line right now, what sort of price would you need to bet that his car has stock rims?
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 12:14 PM

When I was younger, I thought it was fun to get a water cup at places like that and fill it with soda. Never did it occur to me that anyone would care even if they caught me. Benefits of not being black and scary.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 12:28 PM

It's sad how dumb these kids are. He's overrated anyways.

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 03:22 PM

I wonder if there's anyone in his life who's telling him how much he's costing himself?

Literally stealing crawfish, your Nigrametrics are off the chart which always corresponds with lower draft placement.
Kids do dumb shit but when you're Heisman trophy winning quarterback with millions on the line, you'd think that someone would step in and provide him with at least enough guidance to not look like a complete retard.

Guess not.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 04:07 PM

I think people are overreacting. He's not even charged with a misdemeanor. The sexual assault that got burred is way more of a red flag to teams, I would think.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 05:26 PM

there's at least plausible deniability there. some grey area. today this moron tried to steal seafood from a low end grocery chain.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 06:32 PM

Talent always prevails. He would be the first or second pick in this draft, no doubt.


Everyone gets so self righteous on this stuff. Dumb? Absolutely. It probably isn't 1/3 of what most normal college kids are doing. Not even close. I'm sure these kids are smoking weed, doing shrooms, poppin Molly's, driving drink, frats are date raping bitches, kids are stealing food all the time. Well, probably not some of the squares around here, but most kids

He just needs to be smarter about remembering there are always eyes on him because he's a heisman winner, and black.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 06:42 PM

thats the point. he has a million eyes on him, and millions of dollars coming his way and he isn't smart enough to not shop lift. he's obviously borderline mentally challenged, having heard him speak and now this. i'm not drafting him to be my nfl qb.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:05 PM

You're racist, and as usual, wrong. So racist. You sound just like AJ McCarrons mom. He's from Alabama. They all sound dumb.


Was he mentally challenged when carving up defenses this year?
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:06 PM

I'm sure Nebraska wouldn't want him. I'm also sure none of their players commit crimes or "sound mentally retarded"

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:07 PM

of course i'd take him at nebraska. just like matt leinart and all the other college qb's who dominated and didn't do shit in the nfl. i specifically said i wouldn't want him as my nfl qb.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:20 PM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 30 April 2014 - 07:05 PM, said:

He's from Alabama. They all sound dumb.

how is what i said worse than you condemning everyone in an entire state? and why is it racist to say a black guy sounds dumb? white trash people sound dumb too. jameis sounds dumb because he is. his actions today confirm that.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:51 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 30 April 2014 - 05:26 PM, said:

a low end grocery chain.

Somebody's never been to a Publix.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:55 PM

he's right, i haven't.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:59 PM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 30 April 2014 - 06:32 PM, said:

Talent always prevails. He would be the first or second pick in this draft, no doubt.


Everyone gets so self righteous on this stuff. Dumb? Absolutely. It probably isn't 1/3 of what most normal college kids are doing. Not even close. I'm sure these kids are smoking weed, doing shrooms, poppin Molly's, driving drink, frats are date raping bitches, kids are stealing food all the time. Well, probably not some of the squares around here, but most kids

He just needs to be smarter about remembering there are always eyes on him because he's a heisman winner, and black.

He's 20.
20 year olds- all races- are retards.

Problem is, he's a QB. Emotional maturity is literally the first thing NFL teams look for when drafting a QB in the post Ryan Leaf/Todd Marinovich era.
Physical talent and tools mean dick when you're a gigantic moron who can't get his head out of his ass because you're too busy raping and stealing shrimp.

Time will tell.

=/= $ Over/Under on his combine Wonderlic is 15.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:01 PM

yeah, that's what i'm saying over here.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:17 PM

View PostAmScray, on 30 April 2014 - 07:51 PM, said:



Somebody's never been to a Publix.


Ok, what the hell? Publix is loved in FL

Per your last post, wanna set an over/under on Johnny Football draft position? One would say he's done plenty of dumb, immature stuff and I'll bet he still goes top 10, and that's with half the size gifts Winston has.


Suited, I was condemning an entire state, hell, region. I'll add in GA, SC and MS as well. White and black. And I was tongue in cheek. We know you're a racist. If you don't like the word racist, I can just say that you don't like black people. It's ok, just don't get recorded by a jump off.

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:20 PM

There is such a thing as football smart. Not saying Winston is that, but it's a thing. You can talk like an idiot and not be book smart but still read defenses, or offenses and be good at that craft. IMO
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:22 PM

vince young and matt leinart disagree. jameis is a solid player on a STACKED team, same as leinart. he'll flop in the nfl. book it.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:39 PM

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