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I was going to screenshot it and ridicule everyone for not being as well-liked

 

but then some ******* figured out how to pad stats with like-bombings, so it was of diminished importance anyway

 

It increases your notification number, but not your actual likes number on your profile.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I was going to screenshot it and ridicule everyone for not being as well-liked

 

but then some ******* figured out how to pad stats with like-bombings, so it was of diminished importance anyway

 

Whiskers and I figured that out many months ago.

 

Mostly Whiskers. I just, well, ummmm, noticed it.

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What's a notification number? Oh, nevermind I don't really care and won't likely remember. I am trying to think of something interesting i've done lately and can't come up with anything..... Let's see. I have a story about working at the Foodbank, but it might piss Brvy off and that's rude so soon. Oh, wait, my son knocked up the dumbass with the niceass and no kidney. it's a girl! YEeahhh... First thing he said, "No cheerleading, she going to play sports!" hahhaa like he has a say in the matter. I LOL'D.

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Motherfvcking clients can suck my motherfvcking dick. I didn't like your lame ass sweepstakes assignment to begin with because it could never go into my book PLUS it's fvcking very difficult to write clever four-word headlines referencing three things at once. BUT I FVCKING DID IT, AND THOSE FOUR-WORD HEADLINES ARE GREAT. But now you're saying you don't want any fvcking headlines so we can simplify these stupid banners which no one is even going to notice now that there's nothing interesting about them at all. Go fvck yourself, clients. And hey, account guy, fvck you too, because you suck at selling my shit.

 

RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens if they search for "loogie" and "fvck." I feel like you've left yourself exposed.

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Nice, thera

 

Suited, to the Lebatard thread.

 

I like the car sales stories Rando

 

I dont know where to find my likes but I dont think shake has ever liked one. I like a lot of Whiskers stuff. I've never like bombed anyone. I give no pity likes

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I've never purposefully liked anything. sorry to all of those I've fat thumb liked from the izuma account.

 

Motherfvcking clients can suck my motherfvcking dick. I didn't like your lame ass sweepstakes assignment to begin with because it could never go into my book PLUS it's fvcking very difficult to write clever four-word headlines referencing three things at once. BUT I FVCKING DID IT, AND THOSE FOUR-WORD HEADLINES ARE GREAT. But now you're saying you don't want any fvcking headlines so we can simplify these stupid banners which no one is even going to notice now that there's nothing interesting about them at all. Go fvck yourself, clients. And hey, account guy, fvck you too, because you suck at selling my shit.

 

RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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calm down peggy

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let's be realistic nobody in here has produced content since 2007 come on

 

Ahem

 

 

It's not good content, but dammit, it's content

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Good to see Randino again... figured he was divorced and living under a bridge after Deb hired a lawyer other than his son. Thats the last recollection I have since he vanished

 

 

 

Guy I know watches fishing shows. I went to his house a few years back and had to sit through most of one before we could go look at a car...

 

 

 

Now I understand im in the minority here, but I compare those shows with sports. The guy didnt even fish. Just watched. He got all upset when I pointed out that the thirty minute episode more than likely too a week of filming to capture all those giant bass he dragged in. Got all excited when the guy set the hook and hollered "LUNKER! LUNKER!"

 

 

 

Now I wonder if he recorded the shows and reviewed the footage to decipher the best spot for his lure to land to catch a bigger one or something...

 

 

 

 

Anyhoo, to each his own. I like to participate. Hate NASCAR but love racing. Dont watch basketball but enjoy playing HORSE in the backyard or warehouse for twenty bucks a game. Cant stand golf but regularly shoot them out of sight with an oxy/ac cannon.

 

 

 

 

Id add more but its poop time

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haha, no.

 

 

 

oh hey beans, I tried your instructions about using a wire nut to attach the hot wires to the switch but there just wasn't enough room in the box so I just twisted all of the wires together and attached them to the bottom screw. works fine and saves a lot of space in the box.

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He's at that movie screening event for 42 with Joe Posnanski. Bunch of former ballplayers there too. The lady got them tickets for it.

 

Who did he end up taking?

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oh and here's some content: I was feeling pretty good all week because I was looking forward to this beer tasting thing here this weekend. bunch of different local brewerys, really good stuff. plus excellent weather. well of course I texted the person that invited me today to make sure we were still going and of course the text was ignored. par for the course, yeah, but still. sucks to get your hopes up for something and then get shit on. probably why I never get my hopes up for anything. because getting shit on is a guarantee.

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