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[RuntCake]

OK, the offical thread to mock those that make boneheaded moves at the WSOP ME! Karma is lining me up in her sights right now...First candidate:Mon Jul 31 12:35:00 PDT 2006Hank Azaria Shows His Aces... Too EarlyTwo players limp to Hank Azaria in the big blind. Azaria raises to $250 and gets one caller under the gun. Before the flop comes out, Azaria turns over AA. The players appear baffled when the flop comes out Q103. Azaria bets $500 and his opponent folds. After the hand, Azaria has $10,200, and a bit of a red face.

[XX44466XX]

Great new thread.

[PotDragon]

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Before the flop comes out, Azaria turns over AA.

Stupid useless thread...but that play there is pretty bad.

[diamondhead]

but i betcha he did a funny voice and made it seem cool............

[grocery_mony]

my vote goes to sheikanSean Sheikhan EliminatedOn a flop of 973 and $675 in the pot, the player in seat 2 bets $700. Sean Sheikhan raises to $2,000 and the player re-raises all-in for $10,000 more. Sheikhan makes the call and shows QQ while his opponent shows 99 for a set. The turn and river come 8K, and Sheikhan is eliminated.

[RayPowers]

Isn't the guy who called with 8 high winning this contest easily still?All-In Called with 8-HighOn a flop of 10club 7club 5spade, Tim Rod bets $300 and his opponent raises to $600. Rod calls and the turn puts the 3club on the board. Rod again bets out with $1,500 and is again raised by his opponent to $4,000. Rod calls and the river puts the 3spade on the board. Rod pushes all-in and his opponent immediately calls. Rod flips up Kclub Qclub for a turned flush. His opponent says, "Do I have a straight flush? Oh, no I don't," as he shows 8diamond 6spade for 8-high.

[PotDragon]

At least lets make it " The Old Milwaukie Crap Play of The Day".Maybe we can make a few bucks !

[XX44466XX]

Milwaukee's Best Donk of the Day would be novel!I call!

[pokerinc]

nice dog potdragon, I got one too. 10 months, he's a freaking nut. I'm not writing the breed name b/c I can only imagine the flaming and quoting that would follow.

[XX44466XX]

pokerinc, on Monday, July 31st, 2006, 1:12 PM, said:

nice dog potdragon, I got one too. 10 months, he's a freaking nut. I'm not writing the breed name b/c I can only imagine the flaming and quoting that would follow.

Great av, for sure drag.Glad to hear your parents said you could keep it inc; it's a big responsibility though...

[Theraflu]

pokerinc, on Monday, July 31st, 2006, 12:12 PM, said:

nice dog potdragon, I got one too. 10 months, he's a freaking nut. I'm not writing the breed name b/c I can only imagine the flaming and quoting that would follow.

nothing like living life in fear of people on the internet writing negative things about you.

[RuntCake]

RayPowers, on Monday, July 31st, 2006, 1:07 PM, said:

Isn't the guy who called with 8 high winning this contest easily still?All-In Called with 8-HighOn a flop of 10club 7club 5spade, Tim Rod bets $300 and his opponent raises to $600. Rod calls and the turn puts the 3club on the board. Rod again bets out with $1,500 and is again raised by his opponent to $4,000. Rod calls and the river puts the 3spade on the board. Rod pushes all-in and his opponent immediately calls. Rod flips up Kclub Qclub for a turned flush. His opponent says, "Do I have a straight flush? Oh, no I don't," as he shows 8diamond 6spade for 8-high.

Oh MOST certainly a candidate. You go boyeeee. "Do I have a straight flush?" No, J-A, you don't even have a straight.

[FourFlusher]

Why wouldn't Hank's aces be a dead hand? I thought you couldn't show your hand?

[XX44466XX]

Theraflu, on Monday, July 31st, 2006, 1:14 PM, said:

nothing like living life in fear of people on the internet writing negative things about you.

I'm sick of it all.

[DinkyDonuts]

John Myung raises to $125 pre-flop and the player in seat 7 re-raises to $300. The action folds to Myung who calls. The flop comes QclubJclub5club. Myung checks and his opponent bets $500. Myung raises to $1,100 and his opponent instantly goes all-in (for $10,000) in a very fast, angry, frustrated manner. Myung coolly says, "That much, huh?" His opponent excitedly says, "Yeah! I'll show you..." Myung folds and his opponent shows AclubAdiamond. He then proceeds to hoop and holler, drawing attention from the surrounding tables. Myung simply says, "I'm glad I didn't call."I like his enthusiasm. I mean, he only has 8 gazillion more chips to go.

[RuntCake]

DinkyDonuts, on Monday, July 31st, 2006, 1:27 PM, said:

John Myung raises to $125 pre-flop and the player in seat 7 re-raises to $300. The action folds to Myung who calls. The flop comes QclubJclub5club. Myung checks and his opponent bets $500. Myung raises to $1,100 and his opponent instantly goes all-in (for $10,000) in a very fast, angry, frustrated manner. Myung coolly says, "That much, huh?" His opponent excitedly says, "Yeah! I'll show you..." Myung folds and his opponent shows AclubAdiamond. He then proceeds to hoop and holler, drawing attention from the surrounding tables. Myung simply says, "I'm glad I didn't call."I like his enthusiasm. I mean, he only has 8 gazillion more chips to go.

NHS I hate J-As like that.

[XX44466XX]

DinkyDonuts, on Monday, July 31st, 2006, 1:27 PM, said:

John Myung raises to $125 pre-flop and the player in seat 7 re-raises to $300. The action folds to Myung who calls. The flop comes QclubJclub5club. Myung checks and his opponent bets $500. Myung raises to $1,100 and his opponent instantly goes all-in (for $10,000) in a very fast, angry, frustrated manner. Myung coolly says, "That much, huh?" His opponent excitedly says, "Yeah! I'll show you..." Myung folds and his opponent shows AclubAdiamond. He then proceeds to hoop and holler, drawing attention from the surrounding tables. Myung simply says, "I'm glad I didn't call."I like his enthusiasm. I mean, he only has 8 gazillion more chips to go.

Yeah, he's gonna go real far.

[Alpha1494]

When I saw that the topic was The Donkey Show, I was expecting something else.

[XX44466XX]

Alpha1494, on Monday, July 31st, 2006, 1:52 PM, said:

When I saw that the topic was The Donkey Show, I was expecting something else.

Yeah, there's been a lot of false advertising lately on the board.

[Elias]

Alpha1494, on Monday, July 31st, 2006, 4:52 PM, said:

When I saw that the topic was The Donkey Show, I was expecting something else.

If he's gonna jack off, I'm going to