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#262501 Essay21

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Posted Yesterday, 01:34 PM

I'd have to see a picture of the girl and the wife before I can make a final call here.

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Posted Yesterday, 03:02 PM

I figured I'd pop in to let you guys know I'm in a sexual rut lately. I'd been working on a big comeback fetish, where I was going to make my partner record xer bare feet while driving a manual transmission and put it on the internet, but it turned out that I'm years behind, and that the fetish already exists and that the market is already being served.

Today, like a fat person giving up on jeans and putting on an old pair of sweatpants, I returned to old school cannabutter butt sex. It was a solid run.
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Posted Yesterday, 03:06 PM

Damn, sorry bro.

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Posted Yesterday, 04:14 PM

 Essay21, on 19 September 2017 - 01:34 PM, said:

I'd have to see a picture of the girl and the wife before I can make a final call here.
You gotta just believe me that it's not close. He's a complete idiot. The wife makes extremely good money, but at his salary level, that's not really a big deal.
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Posted Yesterday, 04:21 PM

 David_Sklansky, on 19 September 2017 - 03:02 PM, said:

I figured I'd pop in to let you guys know I'm in a sexual rut lately. I'd been working on a big comeback fetish, where I was going to make my partner record xer bare feet while driving a manual transmission and put it on the internet, but it turned out that I'm years behind, and that the fetish already exists and that the market is already being served.

Today, like a fat person giving up on jeans and putting on an old pair of sweatpants, I returned to old school cannabutter butt sex. It was a solid run.

Did you see my suggestion of Handmaids Tale role play? Lot of kinky options there.

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Posted Yesterday, 04:23 PM

 InternetExplorer, on 19 September 2017 - 04:14 PM, said:


You gotta just believe me that it's not close. He's a complete idiot. The wife makes extremely good money, but at his salary level, that's not really a big deal.

Well maybe the friend roommate is a dynamo in the sack. Just sexual napalm like Jessica Simpson.

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Posted Yesterday, 04:28 PM

View PostDavid_Sklansky, on 19 September 2017 - 03:02 PM, said:

I figured I'd pop in to let you guys know I'm in a sexual rut lately. I'd been working on a big comeback fetish, where I was going to make my partner record xer bare feet while driving a manual transmission and put it on the internet, but it turned out that I'm years behind, and that the fetish already exists and that the market is already being served.

Today, like a fat person giving up on jeans and putting on an old pair of sweatpants, I returned to old school cannabutter butt sex. It was a solid run.

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Posted Yesterday, 06:28 PM

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Posted Yesterday, 06:52 PM

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Posted Yesterday, 06:59 PM

Having just finished the season, it is clear that this show is in no way superior to Westworld. Westworld season 1 was some of the finest television ever made. Handmaids Tale is good, no doubt. But Westworld is on another level. It's an absolute joke Westworld didn't win the writing Emmy, let alone best show. But I guess it wasn't able to provide think pieces on the dangers of trump like Handmaids Tale.

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Posted Yesterday, 07:09 PM

View PostEssay21, on 19 September 2017 - 04:23 PM, said:



Well maybe the friend roommate is a dynamo in the sack. Just sexual napalm like Jessica Simpson.
I never met the wife. I'm just saying, on looks alone, the guy clearly should have just moved forward with the divorce. He didn't need the money, and he almost certainly would have netted out a good amount in the splitting up of assets. How did he think it was going to end? Now, the marriage is done, and his girlfriend wants nothing to do with him. I don't know how he could have played it worse.
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Posted Yesterday, 09:40 PM

View PostEssay21, on 19 September 2017 - 06:59 PM, said:

Having just finished the season, it is clear that this show is in no way superior to Westworld. Westworld season 1 was some of the finest television ever made. Handmaids Tale is good, no doubt. But Westworld is on another level. It's an absolute joke Westworld didn't win the writing Emmy, let alone best show. But I guess it wasn't able to provide think pieces on the dangers of trump like Handmaids Tale.

Of all the major awards, the Emmy's are probably the least in line with what I'd give the McGee Award to, so I have zero expectation for them to get it right. I think Handmaids is better than most that win most years, so I can't work up your rage. I can see how the themes of it are particularly salient to half the voters, and it's a fine show. I think it's much more egregious not to nominate Young Pope, than not to award it to Westworld. I don't think YP should have won (Westworld should have won) but my god, it was great and deserved nomination.
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 InternetExplorer, on 19 September 2017 - 07:09 PM, said:


I never met the wife. I'm just saying, on looks alone, the guy clearly should have just moved forward with the divorce. He didn't need the money, and he almost certainly would have netted out a good amount in the splitting up of assets. How did he think it was going to end? Now, the marriage is done, and his girlfriend wants nothing to do with him. I don't know how he could have played it worse.


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Posted Today, 05:44 AM

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Of all the major awards, the Emmy's are probably the least in line with what I'd give the McGee Award to, so I have zero expectation for them to get it right. I think Handmaids is better than most that win most years, so I can't work up your rage. I can see how the themes of it are particularly salient to half the voters, and it's a fine show. I think it's much more egregious not to nominate Young Pope, than not to award it to Westworld. I don't think YP should have won (Westworld should have won) but my god, it was great and deserved nomination.

I know I shouldn't care about the Emmys because they are dumb, I mean The Wire was never even nominated (I don't think). But t I watch a lot of tv obviously and I'd like to see the best shows rewarded. I mean Jesus we get it with Veep already. I think it's a joke to give Handmaids Tale writing, directing, three acting awards, and best show. That has to be a historic night for any one show and that show doesn't deserve that. Best actress is a lock, but the others are liberal bullshit, I would argue. Aunt Lydia is in the show for five minutes total and wasn't anything special. It rustled me hard.




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