Shimmering Wang 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 .This one gets my vote for POTD.Your avatar gets my vote for puke. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 NopeThe BF is just trying to scam you. Wrap that thing up next time.QFT Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Sometimes I realize my error in judgement during the act itself. I look down at a different girl than I came home with, and instead of screaming in terror or getting all worked up about it, I just finish quicker.It's the right thing to do. I'm a gentleman.Where's the girl you came home with? The not screaming in terror is rather gentlemanly of you. No woman wants a guy to have a panic attack mid-stroke. Maintaining rhythm is key to getting a girl off. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Where's the girl you came home with? The not screaming in terror is rather gentlemanly of you. No woman wants a guy to have a panic attack mid-stroke. Maintaining rhythm is key to getting a girl off.I think he made it clear he was only going to get himself off at that point. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Where's the girl you came home with? The not screaming in terror is rather gentlemanly of you. No woman wants a guy to have a panic attack mid-stroke. Maintaining rhythm is key to getting a girl off.Who's worried about getting her off? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I think he made it clear he was only going to get himself off at that point.I can answer the married FCP hottie myself, dude.Since you're at it, though - do you also want to point out to her that I meant that the alcohol would be wearing off by the time we got home and I looked down, so that's why it'd be a different girl I came home with? Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I can answer the married FCP hottie myself, dude.Since you're at it, though - do you also want to point out to her that I meant that the alcohol would be wearing off by the time we got home and I looked down, so that's why it'd be a different girl I came home with?This post is really funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Jdr999 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Don't pay, but I would go see a doctor. Very likely you have an STD. GL. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I think he made it clear he was only going to get himself off at that point.Good point.Who's worried about getting her off?Right! I can answer the married FCP hottie myself, dude.Since you're at it, though - do you also want to point out to her that I meant that the alcohol would be wearing off by the time we got home and I looked down, so that's why it'd be a different girl I came home with?Ahhhhhh....I hadn't thought about the beer goggles. Now are you sober and calling me a hottie? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Ahhhhhh....I hadn't thought about the beer goggles. Now are you sober and calling me a hottie?Do two Hydrocodone's count as sober?Define sober. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Do two Hydrocodone's count as sober?Define sober.Bahahahaha! I love hydrocodone. So are they 5mg, 7mg or 10 mg? How much do you weigh? Did I mention I love hydrocodone? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Two 10/500's with a Tramadol chaser. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Two 10/500's with a Tramadol chaser.I'm going with not sober. I'm having surgery next month. I'm hoping to score a script for percocet. I love that even better than I love me the vic. Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 SuperJon,You are NOT the baby's father.Amazing post .OP, I'm gonna have to agree with the masses here and say, this sounds like a scam. I would want some definitive proof before I acted. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Don't pay, but I would go see a doctor. Very likely you have an STD. GL.QFTBy the way, clever Brag Post? Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 From now on, just stick to titty fucking her. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 this thread makes me sad and very nervous.I should feel better in about a week or two. hopefully. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I'd make that ***** take a preggo test in front of me, and if she was, I'd demand a paternity test.Whores. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Where's the girl you came home with? The not screaming in terror is rather gentlemanly of you. No woman wants a guy to have a panic attack mid-stroke. Maintaining rhythm is key to getting a girl off.Your posts in this thread got me hot. Thanks.Who's worried about getting her off?Reminds me. Q: Do you know why women fake orgasms?A: Because they think we care. Link to post Share on other sites
pocktdeuces 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 That would be genius if you had the balls. I'd do it, but I think there's the thing: if you're the type of person who would, no one would sleep with you.Oh, if you send it to her, include a note that says "I'll cover parts, you cover labor."so basically you're saying that no one would sleep with you Dutch? Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 SuperJon,You are NOT the baby's father. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 You, sir, are getting scammed. She's a slut, a liar and a cheater. Tell her and her ****face boyfriend to pay for their own mistake unless they can prove without a doubt that it's yours. And stop being such a fkn retard. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Q: What does a slinky and a pregnant girlfriend have in common?A: They both need a little push down the steps. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 About a week ago, I get a call from her boyfriend telling me she's pregnant, and that she wants to get an abortion. They "know" it's mine, because he always uses condoms. So now they think I should pay half the cost (about $300). With knowing that her and I will never be in a relationship, and with no chance of a friendship due to a jealous boyfriend: Am I at all responsible for any costs of the procedure? Legally?Wow if this does not bring back memories.. I was dating this guy back when I was 19. We were together for almost 3 years. He started cheating on me with one girl, then promised to never do it again etc.. So he started cheating on me with another girl. Girl #2 ended up pregnant.. She told him it was his. (She had someone else she was seeing as well just like your girl). So believing her he gave her the money for the abortion and stopped seeing her etc.. It turns out this girl left town about 2 weeks later. She hit up not only my Ex but 4 other guys and took the money and ran. She had an abortion and a bunch of money left over to move away with..Unless you know for sure that the kid is yours.. don't give her shiit. Condoms Break.. My Dad has never let me forget that a broken condom is how I ended up here.. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 dont worry about it. its mine not yours. Link to post Share on other sites
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