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I used to have a great baseball card collection until one day in my 20's I asked my Dad where my box of cards was? He said..oh we threw that away a long time ago to make room in the garage.Same sad story with my comic collection.
I wonder how many thousands of dollars worth of cards have been trashed by parents in this exact way. We should form a support group.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I wonder how many thousands of dollars worth of cards have been trashed by parents in this exact way. We should form a support group.
That's why the cards are so valuable.
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I'm Ron_Mexico and I do not approve of this message.What's up with you, how's the job going? Diet going? Marriage coming along. Lets gossip like galsyou type it, I'll read it tomorrow.
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I think it was someone here ages ago who linked us to a online IQ test that a bunch of us did. Today I got this email:

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I'm Ron_Mexico and I do not approve of this message.What's up with you, how's the job going? Diet going? Marriage coming along. Lets gossip like galsyou type it, I'll read it tomorrow.
Job's good, marriage train is rolling along, diet isn't going well at all...can't get motivated, and I'm now licensed to carry a concealed weapon if I so choose. 150 days left as a free man, although I may spend my wedding rotting in a Minnesota jail cell, we'll see.
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Stephanie Tanneris giving this lecture at my college in like 20 minutes. I think i'm gonna pass though.
I love that she looks like that and I love that she is getting between $5k and $10k to talk about this... Nice gig, almost seems worth it.
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Job's good, marriage train is rolling along, diet isn't going well at all...can't get motivated, and I'm now licensed to carry a concealed weapon if I so choose. 150 days left as a free man, although I may spend my wedding rotting in a Minnesota jail cell, we'll see.
You know damn well you're not going to get caught.
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They were gonna trade $500 Ub money for $500 Stars money, jesse sent first 100 max kept it and didnt send back, he then proceeded to be a ****** and bloat about stealing the money, bringing the whole FCP community together to flame and such, as of now we are on a man hunt for maxfallon our thrreat: pepperon pizza, be afraid be very afraid
I hate to admit it, but he's starting to grow on me...
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I'm watching a special that says Hitler never died in Germany. He ended up in South America, really crazy stuff.

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150 days left as a free man, although I may spend my wedding rotting in a Minnesota jail cell, we'll see.
will you take pictures of the aftermath on lori's face
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will you take pictures of the aftermath on lori's face-MisterB
So I'm going to do it, this may be a bad Idea, or it may be a good idea.But I'm basically driving 45 minutes to go **** the brains out of a 41 year old, with a 17 yr old hotass daughterIf I dont post by tomorrow afternoon, my body will be in the 4 points sheraton, Norwalk CT room??? Her name is kristy, white South African accent. 5'6 115 lbsThanks
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So I'm going to do it, this may be a bad Idea, or it may be a good idea.But I'm basically driving 45 minutes to go **** the brains out of a 41 year old, with a 17 yr old hotass daughterIf I dont post by tomorrow afternoon, my body will be in the 4 points sheraton, Norwalk CT room??? Her name is kristy, white South African accent. 5'6 115 lbsThanks
make sure you bring your rubber ducky
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aim convo with misterb[20:13] theels15: dead serious[20:13] theels15: make sure if i dont post by tom afternoon[20:13] theels15: someone call... [20:14] theels15: xxx-xxx-xxxx[20:14] theels15: thanks

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I see what you did there.
I haven't seen you in forever, sir. I though you'd left us.Have you been shacking up with unsavory women? Where have you been?
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